The Old Man Is Being Shared by Three Gyarus?! ~An Ordinary Salaryman Is Adored by Energetic, Beautiful Gyarus, and His Daily Life With Gyarus Begins Now!~ - 112-113

Chapter 112: Teaching the Ex-boyfriend a Lesson

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“Didn’t you hear me? I said your dick is cocktail sausage-sized, you moron.”

“Co-Co-Cocktail sausage—!?”

The ex-boyfriend widened his eyes in shock.

“Compared to Ossan’s jumbo frankfurter, your snotty cocktail sausage-sized dick is nothing, you know?”

“S-S-Snotty cocktail sausage!?”

Her ex-boyfriend was visibly shaken by that comeback. It was almost comical, considering how he was acting all high and mighty just a moment ago.

Well, I see. So this guy has a small dick. I mean, I guess these days, it’s not really okay to make fun of someone’s physical traits… But still… So this guy has a small dick,huh? Pfft…

Faced with the harsh reality that his private part was extremely small, the ex-boyfriend forced a strained smile.

“W-What are you saying, Misaki…? T-That can’t be true… I mean, Misaki, when we were having sex, you always felt so good! You always said, ‘It feels good, it feels good,’ right…?”

“Huh? Obviously, I was acting.”

“Acting…?”

“When you’re really feeling good, you don’t say ‘It feels good’ while you’re doing it.”

“I-Is that so…?”

“There’s no time to talk. You’re just making ‘oh-oh’ sounds when you’re feeling good for real.”

“O-Oh-oh sounds…?”

“Like, Risa’s ‘oh-oh’ sounds are seriously cute, you know? ‘Oh, oh, oh, ooooh,’ like that.”

“‘Oh, oh, oh, ooooh…’?”

“M-M-Misaki?!?!? Gyaaaaaa—!?”

Risa, who had her moaning imitation done in public, completely lost it. 

I’ll have to properly apologize to her later.

Meanwhile, the ex-boyfriend somehow managed to keep a smile though his face was twitching.

“M-Misaki, your jokes are too harsh… I definitely went all the way in, right…?”

“Huh?”

“Other girls were also feeling it so much from my intense thrusting, you know? They came over and over—”

“You could only rub the entrance of the vagina. What are you babbling about?”

“T-The entrance!?”

The ex-boyfriend flinched.

“Since you don’t seem to understand, let me make it clear…”

“W-What are you—”

Misaki-san took a deep breath, then delivered a devastating blow to the completely weakened ex-boyfriend.

“DOING IT WITH YOUR COCKTAIL SAUSAGE-SIZED DICK DOESN’T FEEL GOOD AT ALLLLLLLL!!!!!”

“Gahhhhh—!?”

Perfectly “taught a lesson” by Misaki-san, the ex-boyfriend fainted from shock while still standing. I put my hands together and bowed toward him. 

My condolences.

“Takizawa-kun… He stopped moving. He won’t make that scary face at me anymore?”

“Yes. Misaki-san took care of him, so it’s all safe now.”

I patted Maria-san’s head, who had been scared, to let her know the problem had been resolved thanks to Misaki-san’s comeback.

“Then, there’s something I want to ask Nagumo-kun.”

“Hm? What is it?”

“That ‘jumbo frankfurter’ Mii-chan was talking about earlier—”

“Maria-san, you don’t need to know about that yet.”

I answered with a refreshing smile.

“Then what about ‘cocktail sausage’—”

“Maria-san, you don’t need to know about that yet.”

“Then what about ‘oh-oh sounds’—”

“Maria-san, you don’t need to know about that yet either.”

“Hmm? When will you tell me?”

“Let’s see. I’ll tell you when Maria-san gets a boyfriend.”

“Got it. I’m looking forward to it.”

Good, she’s listening to my words obediently. Seriously, Saint-sama’s curiosity is really troublesome.

“Ughhh!! Misaki! I can’t believe you actually did that!!”

Just as I smoothly dodged Maria-san’s three consecutive questions, Risa, who had her ‘oh-oh’ sounds to the public exposed, started getting agitated.

“Why would you say something like that in front of everyone!!”

“Sorry~ I couldn’t help it~”

Misaki-san stuck out her tongue playfully.

“And anyway!! I don’t even make that kind of vulgar sound when I’m having sex!!”

“Whaaat? That’s not true~”

Saying that, Misaki-san, pulled out her smartphone for some reason.

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Chapter 113: Squirting Splash!

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“And anyway!! I don’t even make that kind of vulgar sound when I’m having sex!!”

“Whaaat? That’s not true~”

Saying that, Misaki-san, pulled out her smartphone for some reason.

“Huh? What?”

Risa-san frowned.

“I’ll show you.”

“Huh? Show what?”

Grinning, Misaki-san turned the smartphone screen toward us and pressed the play button on a video.

“Here, click!”

(Video) “N-No, Onii-san, Stop… If you rub it there like that, I’ll come again… Nnngh~♡”

An extremely explicit adult video, absolutely not suitable for families, was being played in the school’s courtyard. Moreover, it looked like an uncensored amateur POV video… Wait, that girl being pounded hard in missionary position—

“Hey, Misaki!! Why are you showing something like that now!! I’m going to get angry for real—”

“This is Risa, you know~”

“…Huh?”

Risa-san was dumbfounded.

“It’s a video of Risa-san making ‘oh-oh’ sounds while being pounded hard by Ossan, you know~”

Misaki-san was beaming.

(Video) “Oh♡ Oh♡ Oh♡ Nooo, mmph!~♡ Onii-san, I’m gonna comeee♡ Nnghhaaah♡”

The video ended with Risa-san, who had released a spectacular squirting splash, catching her breath with a blissful expression on her face

Oh, this. This was from the time Risa-san had caused a huge flood. If we hadn’t laid out the waterproof mattress from AMAZON beforehand, it probably would’ve been a disaster. Huh. New smartphones can record this clearly, huh. Amazing.

“Um…”

Faced with evidence of her own disheveled state, Risa-san was completely frozen.

“See? Just like I said, right?”

“Y… Yeah. I guess so…”

Risa-san answered in a daze.

“Rii-chan peed naked.”

“No, Maria, this isn’t peeing. It’s called a squirting splash.”

“Squirting splash.”

Maria-san, you don’t need to repeat that.

“It’s Risa’s specialty. Not every girl can pull off a squirting splash this impressive.”

“Wow… Rii-chan, you’re amazing.”

“W-Well… Yeah. This much is easy for me to do…”

Risa-san laughed dryly, “Ahaha,” with vacant eyes. She seemed to be distraught. We had to move away from here, but… I glanced at the ex-boyfriend, who was still passed out standing in front of the bench. 

Even though he’s a jerk, but leaving him like this feels a bit pitiful. Now, what to do…

While I was pondering how to deal with him, I heard a guy’s voice calling out to us.

“Oh, there he is.”

“Hey! Ren!”

I turned toward the voice. A group of typical outgoing guys was approaching me. The class T-shirts they were wearing matched the pitiful handsome guy who had fainted in front of us.

Oh, perfect timing. I’ll leave the ex-boyfriend to those guys. 

I stood up with Maria-san, who was still handcuffed to me, and grabbed Misaki-san and Risa-san’s hands as we left the bench. As we walked away, I glanced sideways at the ex-boyfriend.

“Hey, we were looking for you… Wait, Ren!? Why are your eyes rolled back!?”

“I… With me… She didn’t feel anything…”

Even as his friends shook him, the ex-boyfriend remained in a daze. I sent him a small cheer in my heart.

Young man, even if your equipment is a bit lacking, you can make up for it with technique, so don’t worry. Don’t rely on your good looks alone. Hone your skills. I’m rooting for you.

“Heh…”

Having completely triumphed over the good-looking but clueless ex-boyfriend, I led the three girls with confidence toward the cafeteria facing the courtyard. I knew the space was open as a rest area, so we sat at an inconspicuous table in the back. Since the cafeteria itself wasn’t operating during the cultural festival, there weren’t many people around.

I sat Risa-san, who was still out of it, on my lap and gently rubbed her back to comfort her. I passionately explained my personal theory—that men get more excited the more a woman loses herself in ecstasy during the act—and Risa-san soon returned to normal, regaining her usual smile.

“Ughhh~♡ If that’s the case, you should’ve said so sooner~♡ I was so worried I might have grossed out Onii-san, and I was freaking out~♡”

Smack! Smack! Smack!

She hit my shoulder hard. 

Ouch.

“And anyway!! Saying you’d be happier if I peed on you, Onii-san… You’re such a total pervert~♡”

“N-No, it’s not pee, it’s squirt—”

Smack! Smack! Smack!

Seriously, that hurts.

“Rii-chan, so smiley.”

“Well, um…”

Well, as long as she’s cheered up, that’s fine.

“…What a lewd woman.”

“Huh?”

Misaki-san muttered under her breath with an annoyed look, and Risa-san glared at her.

“N-Now, now, you two, calm down. L-Look! Let’s go eat some long-awaited dessert! Right, Maria-san!”

“Let’s go. I want to eat a lot with everyone and have fun.”

“S-See? Maria-san says so too, so let’s all head to the food stall together, okay?”

I made the glaring Misaki-san and Risa-san stand up, and with Maria-san’s help, I pushed their backs toward the exit.

“…Lewd woman.”

“Huh?”

“I want to eat lots and lots~”

“Hehe.”

Taking care of these three gyarus is tough, but it feels so fun, like we’re kids again.

Soaking in happiness, I left the cafeteria. Little did I know at the time that a “third assassin” was waiting ahead.

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