The Old Man Is Being Shared by Three Gyarus?! ~An Ordinary Salaryman Is Adored by Energetic, Beautiful Gyarus, and His Daily Life With Gyarus Begins Now!~ - 110-111

Chapter 110: Chokehold! And a Handsome Intruder

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“Guess who!!”

Just as I was about to turn down Maria-san’s request for a snuggling lesson, someone suddenly covered my eyes from behind.

“Fufu~ Let’s see…”

A bright, familiar voice and the warmth of the small hands naturally brought a smile to my face.

“Hint~! Someone that Ossan likes!!”

Oh, so that’s the game you want to play, huh?

“The one standing there is Misaki-san… And these hands belong to Risa-san, right?”

As soon as I answered correctly, the blindfold was lifted from my eyes.

“Whoa! You actually got it right!”

“Onii-san, amazing! How did you know it was my hands?”

The two of them, who had been behind the bench, leaned over the backrest and peered excitedly into my face.

“Because I’m your boyfriend! Something like this is a piece of cake!”

I answered smugly.

“Kyaa~♡ Ossan, I love you~♡”

“Onii-san, you’re so cool~♡”

Misaki-san and Risa-san clung to my neck. It wasn’t even a big deal, but they sure were showering me with praise! And they were still in their succubus costumes.

This is the best!

“Fufufu~ At my current level, I can even answer something even more difficult than that!”

“Then, then, can you guess our boobs too?”

“Of course.”

“Even with a blindfold on?”

“That’s easy. After all, the sizes are completely diff—Ugh… Gugh… Ugkh…. I can’t breathe…”

The two of them suddenly transitioned from hugging me to holding me on a chokehold grip.

“Wa-wait… I give… I give up…”

I tapped out in surrender, but they ignored me. Desperate, I turned to Maria-san for help.

“Mii-chan and Rii-chan are giving a ‘huuug’… How lovey-dovey.”

No, that’s not it. It’s not lovey-dovey at all.

In the end, I barely managed to squeeze my word out.

“I… I’ll treat you to whatever you want later…” 

And with that, I was finally forgiven. The fact that I could calm them down with food, even when they were mad, was honestly kind of adorable and a relief for me. Oh, and that was a compliment, by the way. Also, apparently, the two of them were on break. After I was freed from their grasp, Misaki-san and Risa-san spread out a campus map, scouting for food stalls.

“First up, let’s go for some Korean-style waffles!”

Huh? First up?

“Then, next, it’s warabi mochi drinks!”

Next?

“Maria-chan, what dessert do you want?”

“Can I have something too?”

“Of course!”

Wait, Maria-san too?

“Then, I want a crepe.”

“Crepe is a must~♪”

“Crepe is a must~♪”

The two of them spoke in sync, showing off their close bond.

“Uh… Wait a sec. Are you guys seriously planning to eat all the things you just listed?”

“Obviously!! This is a cultural festival dessert feast tour!!”

“A-a feast…?”

“This is gonna be fun, Maria-chan!!”

“Yeah. I’m gonna feast.”

“……”

Okay, they’re not adorable at all. That’s at least three meals per person and my wallet is not gonna like this. Do I even have enough cash on hand…?

“By the way, how did you know Maria-san and I were in the courtyard?”

“Kaede-san told us, obviously!”

“Wait, Maria-san’s Onee-san is here? In the cultural festival too?”

“Of course! Gotta protect Maria from pervy guys!”

“…Huh?”

What does that even mean? Well, I won’t deny that she’s kind of defenseless, but…

I glanced around, but I didn’t see anyone who looked like her. Maybe she was watching over her defenseless little sister from the shadows?

“…Wait, huh?”

A male student was walking toward us. Tall, wearing a class T-shirt, and incredibly handsome. His blond, K-pop idol-style mushroom cut suited him perfectly. He looked like the lead in a live-action romance film. His visuals were seriously impressive.

Maria-san, sitting beside me, also noticed him.

“Oh, Takizawa-kun.”

“Huh? Is he a friend of yours, Maria-san?”

“No. Takizawa-kun is Mii-chan’s ex-boyfriend.”

“Mi-Misaki-san’s ex!?”

“They dated until right before summer break.”

So, he was the guy she was with right before me. The one who two-timed her and then dumped Misaki-san…

“Hey, Ossan! I wanna eat a chocolate banana too! Ah, and I don’t mean the big banana between your legs, okay?”

“I get it… Wait, Misaki-san, uhh…”

“Hm? What’s up, Ossan?—Ugh!?”

Misaki-san finally noticed her ex when he was right next to us and her expression immediately turned into one of pure disgust.

“Yo, Misaki♪”

“Yo, my ass! What the hell are you doing here, Ren!?”

“Why? I came to see him.”

He pointed straight at me.

“Eh? Me?”

“Yeah. I just need to have a little chat with Misaki’s new boyfriend.”

The ex-boyfriend said with a cheerful smile on his face.

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Chapter 111: vs the Absolutely Disgusting Ex-boyfriend

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“Nice to meet you. I’m Ren Takizawa.”

Misaki-san’s ex-boyfriend extended his hand with a friendly smile to me.

“Uh, nice to meet you too…… My name is Yuuki Nagumo……”

Though I was a bit thrown off by the ex-boyfriend’s sudden appearance, I managed to force a smile and shake his hand. His class T-shirt was labeled 2-A, so he must be Misaki-san’s classmate. His hair color was flashy, but he had a clean-cut, typical high school boy look and seemed like he would be extremely popular.

“Nagumo-kun, you’re a real adult, huh? That’s crazy.”

“Y-Yeah, nice to meet you. Haha……”

He seems a bit flashy, though.

“S-So? What do you want with me?”

“Oh, it’s not a big deal or anything……”

The ex-boyfriend let go of my hand and smiled brightly.

“I was thinking of asking Nagumo-kun to break up with Misaki.”

The ex-boyfriend said it so nonchalantly.

“…Huh?”

I couldn’t believe my ears at the unexpected words.

“S-Sorry! Could you say that again?”

I asked him.

“Huh? Didn’t you hear me? I want to date Misaki again, so I figured the current boyfriend, Nagumo-kun, should break up with her.”

“What?”

What is this guy talking about out of the blue?

His words were so shocking that Misaki-san and Risa-san were both dumbfounded, and Maria-san tilted her head cutely with a “Hmm?” 

…Oh, but Maria-san is just acting like usual.

The ex-boyfriend didn’t seem to care about our reactions at all and started talking about himself.

“You know, I finally realized something. Misaki is the best after all. Even after we broke up, I dated a few other people, but being with Misaki was better. She was the most fun girlfriend.”

Even though he was the one who broke up with Misaki-san… How could he say something so selfish like that?

“B-But that doesn’t mean she’s going to date you, though?”

“Huh? Why not?”

“Why not? Well…Misaki-san likes me, after all.”

I tried to say it as gently as possible while looking him in the eye to make sure he understood what I meant. Then, the highlight in the ex-boyfriend’s eyes suddenly vanished.

“…Are you serious?”

A chill ran down my spine. The cheerful atmosphere from earlier changed completely, and he looked down at me with an eerily cold expression.

What is with this guy……?

“Nagumo-kun, I think you’re mistaken. The one Misaki really loves is me, okay?”

“No, that’s not—”

“Hah? That’s not true!”

Misaki-san immediately denied it. But she lacked her usual boldness. She seemed to be hiding behind me, wary of her ex-boyfriend.

“What are you talking about, Misaki? That’s not true, right? The one you really love is me, right?”

The ex-boyfriend stared coldly at Misaki-san. His gaze carried an invisible pressure, as if he was trying to dominate her. This might be why she was scared of him.

“Misaki, have you forgotten? You were so in love with me, you said you were willing to do everything for me. You love me to the point of death.”

“Uh…… At that time, I was just, well, not in my right mind or something……”

Misaki-san’s tone was clearly weaker than usual. She was lacking her usual ferocity.

“What do you mean, ‘not in your right mind’? When we were dating, you were always smiling. You were super happy, right?”

“T-That’s……”

Misaki-san stumbled over her words. I took a breath to step in and argue on her behalf.

“Listen here! You—”

“That’s not true!!”

The one who shouted loud enough to drown out my words was, surprisingly enough, Maria-san. This was the first time I’d seen her show her emotions so openly like that. Maria-san directed her intense anger at the ex-boyfriend.

“Mii-chan wasn’t happy at all when she was with Takizawa-kun!”

“Huh? Maria-chan, what are you talking about? You know the truth, right? Misaki was always having so much fun when she was with me.”

“She wasn’t having fun at all! All she cared about was ‘I have to do this, I have to do that’ for Takizawa-kun. Mii-chan’s heart wasn’t smiling at all!”

Her heart wasn’t smiling.

Hearing those words from Maria-san reminded me of the day I first met Misaki-san. She was slumped on the dim station platform with tears streaming down her face.

“Uuuu…… If I couldn’t find the decoration, he’d break up with meeeee……”

Now I understood everything.  Misaki-san was obviously not herself back then…… It was because of this guy she was dating at that time.

“Maria-chan, you seriously don’t get it.”

But the ex-boyfriend didn’t care at all. Even after Maria-san said all that, he sighed with a relaxed expression on his face and started talking again.

“All girls want to date me, you know? So, since Misaki dated someone as popular as me, she must have been super happy, right?”

“That’s not true! The happiest Mii-chan has ever been is now! Being with Nagumo-kun now is the most fun she’s ever had!”

“The happiest……?”

The tip of the ex-boyfriend’s eyebrow twitched upward.

“I knew it. Maybe I should start dating Maria-chan first. And then, I’ll teach you plenty of stuff……”

The ex-boyfriend looked down at Maria-san with an eerily cold gaze.

“I will teach you that I’m the greatest guy there is… I will etch it directly to your body……”

Then, he smirked wickedly.

This guy—!

“Uu, I’m scared……”

Maria-san huddled close to me, hiding behind my body.

“Come on, come on, no need to be scared, okay? I’ll make you feel really good during sex. I’m the best at sex, you know?”

The ex-boyfriend looked over Maria-san’s body lasciviously and licked his lips and… That was the last straw.

“Listen here! You—”

“Hah? Who said sex with who feels the best?”

Apparently, I wasn’t the only one who couldn’t stand the ex-boyfriend’s vulgar behavior.

“Who? Me, obviously. Misaki knows that best, right?”

“Huh?”

Even though the ex-boyfriend maintained his smug expression, Misaki-san glared at him with the intensity of a delinquent from a yankee manga. Her voice was dripping with menace.

“What’s this guy with a pork bite-sized dick between his legs yapping about?!”

“Huh?”

The ex-boyfriend froze on the spot.

“Didn’t you hear me? I said your dick is cocktail sausage-sized, you moron.”

“Co-Co-Cocktail sausage—!?”

The strongest white gyaru had made a full comeback.

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