The Old Man Is Being Shared by Three Gyarus?! ~An Ordinary Salaryman Is Adored by Energetic, Beautiful Gyarus, and His Daily Life With Gyarus Begins Now!~ - 114

Chapter 114: Amamiya-san, the Perfect Target for Teasing

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On the way to the first floor of the classroom building, I tried to ease the tense mood between the best friend duo, Misaki-san and Risa-san…

“Then, tell me ten things about me that are cuter than Risa♡.”

“Aaah! That’s not fair, Misaki! Onii-san! You have to tell me ten things about me too! And of course, they have to be things that make me cuter than Misaki!”

They pushed such unreasonable demands at me, but somehow, I managed to come up with plausible answers and got them to make up. No matter the time or place, I had to respond with twice, no—three times the love… Such was the hardship of being a shared boyfriend.

“I want to hear it too.”

“Huh? Maria-san, you too?”

Ever since we practiced “confessing” on the courtyard bench, this girl had been getting even more attached to me. It almost felt like I had gained a second little sister—one who was way too well-developed (which was a real problem in a different sense~♡)—and that made me really happy.

“Let’s see… Maria-san’s wonderful traits are… She’s kind to everyone, she’s great at hugs, and also, her b—”

Wait, no, I can’t say that. That would be straight-up harassment.

“B-?”

“Oh and you look really happy when you’re eating a lot of food…? Haha…”

“Wow, I’m so happy.”

Somehow, I managed to cover it up perfectly. Phew, that was a close one.

“Then, I’ll have lots of desserts.”

“Eh?”

“I’m going to have lots of desserts.”

…You’ve got to be kidding me.

“U-um, if you eat that much, you might gain weight…?”

“It’s fine. I don’t gain weight.”

“……”

No, honestly, I’m more worried about my wallet than your weight. Well, I guess I brought this on myself.

“Haah…”

As I sighed and checked my remaining balance, Misaki-san, who was walking ahead, suddenly raised her voice.

“Risa, look, look! It says ‘Amusement Park’! No way!”

Misaki excitedly pointed at a flashy sign.

“And? What’s so special about that?”

Risa-san, on the other hand, responded with her usual indifferent “yeah, yeah, whatever” attitude.

“Let’s stop by for a bit! Let’s have a match, and the loser has to buy dessert!”

“What are you talking about? Our break time is limited. We don’t have time to play—”

“Aah~, I get it~. You’re scared of losing to me, aren’t you~? Well, I guess it can’t be helped~. Risa, you’re bad at sports, after all~.”

The succubus elder sister started provoking her.

“Hey, Misaki?”

The succubus younger sister stopped in her tracks, furrowing her brows but maintaining her usual calm demeanor.

“I’m not bad at sports, okay? If I practice a little, I can bowl just fine.”

“Puhuhu~ It’s okay~ No need to force yourself~.”

“Huh??”

Oh no. She snapped.

“Fine, got it, I’ll take you on. I’ll show you right here and now that if I get serious, I can completely crush you.”

“It’s decided then! Maria, you’re playing too, right?”

“I’m playing.”

Maria clenched her fists in front of her chest, eyes shining with excitement, and let out a confident “Mufun!”

Boing.

With just that tiny motion, her I-cup chest, tightly packed in her police shirt, bounced with great buoyancy. Her cleavage was on a full display. She really was a sinful girl. Honestly, the fact that she hadn’t been swarmed by a pack of heat-crazed monkeys—aka male students—until now was nothing short of a miracle.

Click-click.

“Hm?”

I thought I just heard a camera shutter. And not the electronic sound of a phone, but the mechanical click of a professional DSLR. For a moment, I wondered if someone had just taken a picture of the three of them, but looking around, I didn’t see anyone suspicious. All I saw was the peaceful scenery of the cultural festival. Well, of course. Photography was only allowed in the classrooms, and bringing cameras was forbidden in the school grounds.

“Nagumo-kun, something wrong?”

“Oh, no, it’s nothing.”

“Then let’s go.”

Squeeze.

Maria-san wrapped her arms around mine.

“Oof~♡”

The unexpected marshmallow attack made me instinctively loosen my expression into a slovenly smile.

“Nagumo-kun, you’re making a pervy face.”

“Huh??”

Hearing the word “pervy face,” Risa-sam spun around with the expression of a demon and stormed back over. Then—

“Hey! Maria! If I said holding hands was off-limits, then obviously locking arms is off-limits too!!!!”

Wham!

The angry “Little Ogre” buried her right straight punch deep into my cheek.

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“Let’s go with this! Target shooting!”

Several mini-games had been set up in the classroom, and among them, Little Ogre… No, Risa-san chose strikeout. It was a classic game where players threw rubber balls to knock down nine target panels.

“Alright! I’ll be throwing the first pitch!”

“Yay!”

“Whoo!”

The throwing order was Misaki-san → Risa-san → Maria-san, with me going last. Misaki-san raised her arm in a beautiful form and…

“Heeere it goes!”

Spann!

With a crisp sound, she nailed the dead center. The two male students in charge near the targets cheered, “Ohh!” before grinning, “Hehehe~♡,” as they stretched their lips into a slovenly smile.

“Um, Misaki-san? Your safety shorts are showing, so maybe try a slightly more graceful form when throwing?”

“Huh?”

In the end, Misaki-san managed to knock down four panels.

“Ughh, that was pretty hard, though.”

“Pfft! Misaki, you were acting all confident, and you didn’t even get half of it! Weak, sooo weak!”

My little sister was turning into a bratty gremlin. 

Yeah, maybe it’s time I tried some disciplinary play with her later.

“I’ll show you how it’s done!”

The bratty gremlin… No, Risa-san, proudly took her stance at the throwing position.

“Mmngh—there!”

She displayed a perfect “girl throw.” The ball traced a neat arc through the air…

“And that’s a big miss!”

She completely missed the target.

“Risa, it’s okay. Don’t mind~☆”

“Huh???”

Seriously, these two got along so well. As expected from the best friend duo. In the end, even after trying a variety of girl throws with different battle cries like, “Take this!”, “Hyaaah!”, and “Nndoryaaaahhh!” Risa-san only managed to hit two panels.

“Alright! Victory is mine!”

“Grh…!”

Misaki-san was really rubbing it in.

“Next is my turn.”

Jingle.

Just as Maria-san was about to take her position, my right hand was pulled back.

“Oh, right.”

We were still handcuffed together. There was no way she could throw properly like this…

“Uh, excuse me.”

After explaining the situation to the event staff, they let her throw from a little closer than the other.

“Is this spot good? Alright, Maria-san, aim for that target and—”

“Onii-san? Don’t you think that’s a little too close?”

Risa-san said with a sweet smile.

“Huh? No it’s—”

“You do realize my record is two panels, right…?”

“…”

That smile was giving me great pressure.

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