The Kansai Villain’s Rebirth: I Accidentally Ended Up With a Harem. - Chapter 105: Kansai Folks on a Triple Date.

Kansai Folks on a Triple Date.

We arrived at the mall. Alright, from here on out, it’s all about Makino-san for the time being. Helping Momodani-kun’s girlfriend pick out some clothes.

“Kana-chan! What kind of clothes do you want to wear!? Something cute? Or do you want to go for a more mature look? Which one!?”

“Hawawa! Mio-senpai! That’s scaryyy!”

Mio-chan was really fired up. Man, Makino-san looked completely overwhelmed.

“Alright, Shouma! Let’s go check out some basketball shoes! Basketball sh—gueh!?”

“Kentarou-kun, we came here to look at clothes for Kana-kun. And you promised you’d help pick out something nice for me, too. So what exactly is the meaning of ignoring all that and heading straight for basketball shoes?”

“Kahyu!? Gueeee! (Senpai! My neck! You’re choking me!)”

“That’s exactly the kind of thing I’m talking about, Kentarou~”

Today was supposed to be mainly about choosing clothes for his girlfriend… but man, Tamatsukuri-senpai really had Tenma-kun wrapped around her little finger. Tenma-kun was dragged off toward the clothing store, feet sliding along the floor.

“Akitani~, Kana mentioned a while back that she wanted to try wearing more mature clothes.”

“Shouma-san, you remembered!?”

“Of course. It’s something my girlfriend said. But I don’t really know much about this stuff, so I’m counting on you, Akitani. Sorry to put it all on you.”

“Got it! Leave it to me! Hmm, Kana-chan… I think beige would suit you really well. Alright, this way!”

“Tennouji, seriously, thank you so much for bringing Akitani along. Kana looks like she’s having a blast, and she’s definitely going to pick out something amazing.”

“Yeah, honestly, I can’t even give advice when it comes to Mio-chan’s sense of style. Let’s just leave it to her. She’ll probably check if it suits Momodani-kun, too.”

“That’s a huge help! Oh, let me treat everyone to lunch.”

“Nah, don’t worry about it. You’re buying Makino-san’s clothes, right?”

“Whoa, are you a mind reader or something?”

“Just had a feeling….”

“Well, think of it as a late Christmas present or New Year’s money. I’ll get you next time, Tennouji.”

“No, really, don’t worry about it.”

“You’re a god! God Tennouji!”

“Why English all of a sudden…”

“Hmm… I suppose we’ll have Akitani-kun choose after all. Right, Kentarou-kun?”

“Gueee…”

“Tamatsukuri-senpai, Tenma-kun’s gonna die if you keep that up.”

I tossed in a quick retort and followed behind Mio-chan.

***

“Yeah! How about this beige midi-length dress? It’s knit, so it’s nice and warm. If it gets cold, it’d look great with a coat or scarf, too. You could wear it on your next one-on-one date!”

“Hawaa… It doesn’t look childish at all! Can I try it on!?”

“Of course! You never really know until you try it on, right?”

And so, us guys were left with nothing to do but wait. It had already been a good thirty minutes. Still, Momodani-kun had pretty good fashion sense.

“Kana~, how about something like this? A mature-looking dress. Oh, but this one’s more for spring. Maybe wear it on a spring date?”

“Hya—! Shouma-san! I’m in my underwear right now!”

“Ah, sorry. Akitani, you’re up.”

“Got it. Wow, this one’s cute!”

“I thought it would look good on Kana.”

Momodani-kun was really getting into it. Inspired, I started searching for spring and winter outfits for Mio-chan. Mio-chan… I bet a black dress would look amazing on her…

“Mio-chan, what do you think of this spring outfit for you?”

“Eh!? Daiki-kun, you were looking for me!? Wow~! Black isn’t really my usual color! I’m kinda curious now. Momodani-kun, mind watching Kana-chan for a bit?”

“Sure thing~ Leave it to me.”

“Then I’ll go try this on, Daiki-kun!”

“Oh, Kana~! How about this flare skirt with a black knit top? Try this one too~”

“Wah wah, that’s a lot! I’ll do my best to show them off!”

“Kana is so cute~. Take your time~”

“Kentarou-kun… Are you not going to pick anything out for me? I’m sad…”

“I-I wish I had that kind of fashion sense…”

“Muu~!”

“Ow ow! Stop hitting me!”

“Th-then how about this!?”

“Hm? Denim pants… Hmm. So you want to admire my backside, do you?”

“Why does it always come back to that!? No! Um! For the top, this…!”

“Hmm, a knit with an oversized… Hmm hmm! Very well—I shall try being dyed in Kentarou-kun’s colors! I’ll have Akitani-kun evaluate me!”

Somehow, Tenma-kun was managing just fine. Those two were hilarious. Watching them felt like a married couple doing stand-up comedy. Tenma-kun and his girlfriend made a great pair, too.

“H-how do I look, Shouma-san!?”

“Whoa, you look so mature. Even Akitani’s shocked~”

“Daiki-kun, what do you think!?”

“Whoa, black really suits you. We’ve discovered a whole new side of Mio-chan!”

“Magnificent! Truly magnificent, Kentarou-kun! How do I look, dyed in your colors!? Exciting, isn’t it!?”

“Don’t say ‘exciting’ like that!? You look cute, though! Really cute!”

After that, Mio-chan’s evaluations kept coming. She could seriously become a stylist. Makino-san was absolutely thrilled. Was Tamatsukuri-senpai even listening? She was staring up at the ceiling, utterly entranced. She must have been over the moon with the clothes Tenma-kun picked out for her. In the end, both guys had great taste, and with Mio-chan there, everything worked out perfectly. Yeah, moments of peace like this… they’re nice. Please, no more NTR “bull” characters showing up. When it came time to pay, all us guys reached for our wallets, and chaos ensued once more.

“D-Daiki-kun! I’ll pay for myself! With my own money!”

“Nah, I came here today planning to cover everything.”

“Hawaa! Shouma-san! No way! I’ll buy them with my New Year’s money!”

“Kana~, let me pay. That’s why I came today~”

“I never imagined you’d planned such a surprise. I’m so happy I could almost want to carry your child.”

“What does that even mean!? And don’t say stuff like that out loud in front of everyone! A-anyway, I’m paying!”

Tamatsukuri-senpai tried to act cool but was a runaway train. Watching her was entertaining. Makino-san was the textbook definition of a “hawawa” girl—adorable. Mio-chan was frantically waving her hands in refusal, and that was cute too. Thankfully, the store clerk smoothly guided things so we guys could pay.

“Tee tee! (Thank you so muuuch!)”

The clerk’s outward words and inner thoughts were probably reversed. Mio-chan and Makino-san were groaning over clothes together. Tamatsukuri-senpai was hugging the paper bags like they were glowing. Yeah, it was a good shopping trip.

“Alright, lunchtime! But first, bathroom break.”

“Ah, me too…”

“I’ll go as well.”

Group bathroom trip, huh. Fine by me… We finished up and…

“Tennouji~, what’s next?”

“I still need to pick out some lingerie for Mio-chan. So I’d appreciate it if you all stuck around a bit longer.”

“L-lingerie!? Y-you guys are already at that stage…”

“Well… yeah…”

“Alright! Then after lunch, I’ll pick out some for Kana too~”

“Shouma!? Damn it! Then I’ve got no choice—I’m picking some too…! I’ve made up my mind…!”

“Cool, let’s ask the girls what they want to eat and head to lunch.”

“Ouiiis!”

That was when we came back from the bathroom. Man, this really was a netorare world. Mio-chan and the others were being hit on by some guys with blond hair and dreadlocks.

“Come on, let’s go grab tea! High schoolers? You’re seriously hot! What school do you go to!?”

“U-um…”

“As I’ve been saying, we have boyfriends. If you don’t want us to scream for help, kindly leave.”

“Hawawawawa…”

“Come on, who cares about boyfriends! Ditch them and let’s go karaoke!”

“I refuse. I have no interest.”

Tamatsukuri-senpai stepped forward, shielding Mio-chan and Makino-san. S-so brave… This wasn’t good. Just as I moved to intervene, the blond guy ignored Tamatsukuri-senpai and started patting Makino-san’s head. The dreadlocked idiot was trying to put an arm around Mio-chan’s shoulder.

The instant I saw that, I didn’t even think about stopping anything—I wanted to punch them. Then a wave of intense heat… killing intent surged from beside me. I glanced over and saw Momodani-kun laughing with a crazed grin.

“Crap! Tennouji! You do NOT want to piss Shouma off! We’ve gotta stop him!”

“That blond guy touched Kana earlier, right!? Unforgivable! I’ll turn his rotten guts into a smoothie!”

“No no no!? What are you saying!?”

“Smoothie sounds fun! Then I’ll punch that dreadlocked creep who tried to touch Mio-chan and send him flying from Umeda all the way to Takarazuka!”

“W-wait!? Somebody! Somebody call security or the police!!”

Me and Momodani-kun, ready for war. Tenma-kun desperately trying to hold us back and screaming for help. This was about to turn into a disaster…!