The Kansai Villain’s Rebirth: I Accidentally Ended Up With a Harem. - Chapter 106: Kansai Boy Choosing Their Girlfriends’ Lingerie.

Kansai Boy Choosing Their Girlfriends’ Lingerie.

Tenma-kun was desperately grabbing onto both Momodani-kun’s and my clothes, trying with all his might to keep us from charging forward, but the two of us were already at the point where we could have rushed in and started swinging at any moment.

“You guys! Seriously, stop! This is gonna turn into a huge mess—seriously, just stop!”

“Kentarou! That bastard touched my Kana’s head with those filthy hands that look like they came straight out of a biohazard. There’s no way in hell I can let that slide, right? I won’t be satisfied until I grind that blond hair of his into the ground with my fists!”

“That damn idiot was trying to put his arm around my Mio’s shoulders…!”

“Please! Stop it! Calm down! The security guards should be here any second! Come on, please!”

Even as he pleaded, the standoff between Tamatsukuri-senpai and those idiots continued.

“Could you please just stop already? We have absolutely no intention of going anywhere with vulgar people like you. We already have boyfriends. Disappear.”

“Tch. The moment we try to be nice, you get all high and mighty… Oi, let’s go. If we stay any longer, security’s really gonna show up.”

“Pfft, acting all superior. I’d love to see the faces of the guys dating ugly bitches like you. Hey!”

“Ouch!”

The dreadlocked idiot shoved Tamatsukuri-senpai hard after calling her ugly. The instant I saw that, I wanted to rip every last strand of that filthy hair out and leave him with a shaved head…

“Hey, you bastard! What the hell do you think you’re doing, laying hands on my woman?! I’ll fucking kill you!! And you called her ugly?! Are your damn eyes rotten or something, you moron?! She’s the cutest girl in the universe! If you’d just insulted her, maybe I could’ve let it slide, but you touched her—I’m not staying quiet anymore! Shouma! Tennouji! Let’s take these bastards down!!”

“Well said, Kentarou! Here’s a two-choice quiz for you assholes!! Are you getting killed right now!? Or are you getting killed tomorrow!?”

“Hell yeah, Tenma-kun, perfect! You shitty little punks! I’m sending every last one of you straight to hell right now!!”

“Eek!? What the hell are these guys!? T-this is bad! Their eyes are insane!!”

“We’re gonna die!!”

“Wait—!? All three of you, stop! Security! It’s those two over there! Huh? Those three too? No, no! That’s not it!! Daiki-kun, stop—!!”

Somehow a ton of security guards showed up, and it looked like they were about to drag us away too. If Mio-chan and Makino-san hadn’t explained everything, we’d have been in serious trouble…

***

“Honestly! It’s good that I managed to explain it to the guards, but… Rin-chan already told you that violence is absolutely not okay, didn’t she!?”

“Yes… I’m sorry… By the way, Tenma-kun…”

“Tennouji~, pissing Kentarou off is the worst thing you can do, you know. Be careful~”

“Hawaa… Shouma-san, are you ever going to stop patting my head…?”

“Filth must be disinfected~. Kanaa, am I scary?”

“Hauu…! You were so cool…♡”

“Magnificent! Truly magnificent, Kentarou-kun! My woman, you said! Kentarou-kun! Say it again—just one more time! Hearing that alone feels like it could get me pregnant! My ears are in bliss! Come on, one more time!”

“…I screwed up… It’s been a while since I got that angry, and I completely lost it…”

Man, Tenma-kun’s explosion was something else. We all got carried away in the heat of the moment, and now Mio-chan’s scolding me hard. Momodani-kun apparently can’t stand the fact that one of those idiots touched Makino-san’s head—he’s been stroking her hair nonstop ever since. Makino-san doesn’t seem to mind at all, though.

As for Tenma-kun and Tamatsukuri-senpai, it looks like senpai’s gone into full love-overdrive mode again. Her eyes are sparkling as she begs him to call her “my woman” one more time. Tenma-kun, meanwhile, is wallowing in self-loathing for almost charging in to fight.

“Anyway, shall we go get lunch…? If we stay like this, we’ll be late.”

“Daiki-kun, have you reflected!?”

“Yes.”

“Good.”

For some reason Mio-chan struck a triumphant pose, and we headed to the Western-style restaurant we’d planned for lunch. Hmm… it’s insanely crowded… Let’s see, the wait time… two hours!? The other places are the same. This isn’t looking good.

“Hawawa, there are so many people…”

“It is winter break, after all~ Maybe we should skip lunch and look forward to the crab at Tennouji’s place instead.”

“That sounds good… Erika, is that okay with you?”

“You called me without honorifics…! Yes! Yes, it’s perfect! I feel like I could get pregnant just from my ears!”

“I think I’ll stick to calling you Erika today, to protect you… Yeah, food should be fine like this!”

“Wonderful… Keep calling me that forever, Kentarou-kun…! Ahh… I finally feel like I truly belong to you…! Let’s build a wedding venue right here! Too bad the registry office is closed today!”

Tamatsukuri-senpai is just too much. She’s so uniquely entertaining. The fact that a stunning beauty who turns heads wherever she goes has this personality is what makes her so charming. But Tenma-kun’s definitely going to have his hands full. Holding back Momodani-kun is hard enough already—he’s got the suffering protagonist role locked down.

“Then, is it okay if we stop by the lingerie shop? After that we can head to my place.”

“Alright, Kanaa. Let’s pick something out together!”

“Hawah!? You’re going to dye even my underwear in your colors!? T-that’s… I… I want to be dyed…!”

“L-lingerie, huh… Erika, your grip on my arm is insanely strong!? Whoa!”

“Good deeds should be done quickly, Kentarou-kun. Choose some for me. And tonight, at my house… Fufu, fufufufu!! No need to worry—I called earlier, and it turns out my parents suddenly decided to stay at my father’s family home with my little sister. The house is empty tonight! I’ll show you everything, nice and slow!”

“Ah… I’m dead.”

“Daiki-kun! I’m counting on you. Ah, but nothing too flashy, okay?”

“Well, probably something on the level of Shii-chan or Rinko. How about a thong?”

“U-uu… If Daiki-kun really insists…”

She says no flashy stuff, but she’s still adorable. I won’t tease her too much—I’ll keep it moderate. I hope we find something perfect for Mio-chan.

***

…No matter how many times I come to a lingerie shop, I never get used to it… Women’s underwear… Even just on the mannequins, it makes my eyes spin.

“Kentarou-kun, how about this one?”

“It’s completely see-through!? W-wait, this is dangerous… I want to look, but…”

“Ahahaha! You’re so honest, Kentarou-kun! This one’s a keeper.”

“You’re actually buying it!?”

“…Is that okay?”

“…It’s okay.”

“Kanaa~, this is the one for you.”

“Stripes!? So cute♪”

Everyone’s giving great reactions. Somehow, the women shopping alone are glaring at us with murderous jealousy—“Explode already” or “Damn normies…” It’s terrifying. By the way, on the way here the Momodani-Tenma duo got mobbed by female basketball fans asking for photos and autographs. Their popularity is insane. They’re tall, handsome, and naturally popular. Though Tenma-kun has Tamatsukuri-senpai, and Momodani-kun has Makino-san. The way they firmly turn down the fans with “I have a girlfriend” is pretty manly.

More importantly, Mio-chan’s lingerie. Colors like Shii-chan’s or Rinko’s wouldn’t suit Mio-chan—they’re too flashy. But I’ve always thought sexy lingerie would look perfect on her. Hm…?

“This one… this is it… Size! Mio-chan, this!”

“Eh? B-black!? Wow… roses as accents… and the panties too… wow…! Ah, why!? It’s exactly my size!”

Jackpot. As expected from a convenient world. It fits Mio-chan perfectly! A-and this too. A babydoll. I’ve always wanted to see her in one. The intricate blue lace one. Mio-chan’s definitely going the sexy route.

“Wow… the design is incredible… D-Daiki-kun, you want me to wear this…?”

“It’ll suit you. No doubt.”

“I’m… a little chubby, so something like this…”

“That’s not it—you’ve got a voluptuous body. Sure, Mio-chan’s chest and hips are big. But are you really that overweight? Your waistline is amazing. That’s exactly why a babydoll like this that shows everything off would make me go ‘Wow! Wow! Okay, I get it! I’ll try it on, so calm down!’”

“Tennouji really loves Akitani, huh. I love Kana too~”

“Hawaa♡”

After waiting a little while, Mio-chan—who had apparently changed into the babydoll—peeked her hand out from behind the curtain and beckoned me. It felt like peeking into a forbidden world; my heart was racing…

“H-how is it…?”

The moment I saw Mio-chan, I almost shouted. It suited her… so perfectly… She was breathtakingly beautiful…!

“You’re… gorgeous…”

“J-jeez… Daiki-kun, this is embarrassing… Next… I’ll try on the black rose set…!”

I waited a few more minutes. And looked again. As expected. Sexy lingerie looks incredible on Mio-chan…! Sorry, Mio-chan… really… this is it… This is the sexy, non-gal-fallen Mio-chan in lingerie I’ve always wanted to see…!

“You’re beautiful…”

“I-it’s too embarrassing here, so let’s stop! The rest… tonight… okay♡”

I nodded vigorously. When I tried to pay for the lingerie, she panicked and stopped me. She insisted on paying herself since I’d bought her clothes earlier, but I told her it was my New Year’s gift to her and covered it anyway.

“Ehe… ehe he… Daiki-kun, thank you♪ I love you so much♡”