Reincarnated as the Villain Who Experiments on Orphanage Kids – Why Are the Test Subject Girls Begging Me for "Night Experiments"? - Chapter 32

Chapter 32: Crisis of Chastity

“Won’t you become my test subject?”

Early morning in my room.

Priere had both my hands pinned down while she looked down at me.

And she was begging me for something that made no sense.

“Me… becoming your test subject?”

“Yes. I want to examine every single inch of Sai’s body.”

“Why?”

“For the future, I want to know more about Sai’s… cough about the male body structure. To expand my knowledge.”

“For the future?”

Looks like Priere is imagining some shady future.

There’s no reason to know about my body structure if we’re just living normally.

But Priere is a mad scientist down to her core.

She grabs my shirt and starts undoing the buttons in no time.

I tried to resist right away, but her hair kept brushing my cheek and getting in the way. Before I knew it, my bare skin was showing.

“Sai, do you know the term ‘invincible person’?”

“Yeah, I taught you that one. It fits the current you perfectly.”

“Yes. Right now, I am an invincible person. My experiment tools got thrown away, Sai won’t give me any proper human experiments, and the frustration has built up completely.”

“………………”

“It’s built up so much that I can’t hold back the urge to experiment on Sai’s body anymore.”

Priere’s eyes are completely the eyes of someone looking at a research subject.

They’re not the kind of eyes you use on a person at all.

Her hand quickly reaches out to my now-exposed chest. Her thin fingers touch me and send a shock like electricity through my body.

“Stop! We already did an experiment anyway.”

“Experiment? When?”

“You know, the body measurements.”

“Body measurements are not human experiments!”

Her sharp voice rings out.

“Please take human experiments more seriously!”

“We did other experiments too. Like testing if the Evil Sword works, right?”

“That one was already broken so it didn’t even count as an experiment!”

“We did others too. Like checking how far space magic works using the ball, right?”

“That one had Rafal as the main subject.”

“And… oh yeah. We tried different ramens to see which one you liked, the three of us.”

“That was just a taste test! Not an experiment!”

“Besides that—”

“I want drugs!”

“Huh?”

“I want you to do human experiments on me with suspicious drugs!”

“Why?”

“Because drug-enhanced is the strongest in the end!”

That was the worst possible thing she could say.

How did Priere end up with the mindset of a total drug addict like this?

As an adult, it makes me really sad.

Is this what education failure looks like?

“If Sai won’t experiment on me, then I’ll do the experimenting?”

As soon as she says that, her hand touches my stomach. Right around the wound where Jimbara stabbed me.

Rafal’s magic closed it up, but it’s not fully healed yet.

Priere traces around that important spot like she’s checking it.

With an ecstatic look on her face, she stares hard like she’s confirming something.

Slowly, slowly, she strokes it.

“………………”

I won’t say exactly what, but this is completely out of line.

Not only does she lack any sense of ethics, but if this keeps going my chastity might actually be in danger.

So I quickly made a suggestion to get her to the negotiation table.

“Okay. Let’s do a full medical checkup!”

“Huh?”

Her movements stop instantly.

“A full medical checkup?”

“It’s the upgraded version of body measurements. We can check every inch of the body until you’re satisfied.”

“…Every inch of the body? Is that true?”

She’s super interested. Her eyes completely changed.

“Yeah.”

“You’ll check places like that and this too?”

“Of course. A full medical checkup examines deep parts of the body that you would never know about in normal life. How about it? Can’t we call this a human experiment?”

Priere goes quiet.

After thinking for a bit, she asks again to confirm.

“You will examine every inch of my body? With your own hands, Sai?”

“That’s right.”

“Places like that and this too? You’ll go inside?”

“Yeah, I think we’ll go deep inside the body.”

“Deep inside… that would break.”

Priere says it while her cheeks turn red. She looks a little happy somehow.

Is she that interested in a stomach camera or something?

“Plus you can do a full medical checkup every year.”

“It’s not just once?!”

Priere’s eyes widen in shock.

“We do it every year for sure. That’s what a full medical checkup is.”

“So something this wonderful exists in the world.”

Priere mutters like she’s impressed.

“Yeah. Though it’s not really something kids do. I think it starts from age thirty-five or so.”

“So it’s like an adult activity.”

“Maybe. How about it? Getting excited now?”

When I ask, she nods. She looks like she can’t hold back her curiosity.

Good. With this much interest, I can negotiate. I decide to push further.

“But I can’t just let you get a full medical checkup for free.”

“Why not? I really, really want one right now! If I don’t get it, I don’t know what I’ll do.”

“I see. Then can you promise me? In exchange for getting a full medical checkup every year, you’ll retire from human experiments.”

“Retire from human experiments?”

“Yeah. If you have full medical checkups, you don’t need experiments anymore, right?”

They actually have nothing to do with each other, but experiments are never needed anyway. So it’s not entirely wrong.

“……………………”

Priere swallows hard at my words.

She’s probably weighing the options.

—Her desire to experiment versus her desire to be experimented on.

“I understand. I won’t turn Fioraia into a guinea pig for experiments anymore. But is it okay if I do other kinds of experiments that aren’t human experiments?”

“Yeah… as long as they don’t go against ethics.”

“Thank you. Then please do the full medical checkup right away!”

Priere leans her face in close and begs like that.

And so a kid who desperately wants full medical checkups was born.

Probably the first one in human history.

*

[Side: ???]

“There is a mission in a few days. The usual matter.”

“The one to attack the ramen shop?”

“Not attack. Negotiate.”

When I mutter that, everyone present holds their breath.

“The other party is that man, right?”

I nod shortly.

—Mad scientist.

That name had already spread inside the organization.

He pushed back even Rebellion’s executives and used some weird technique to make the guy disappear completely.

Thanks to that, Jimbara’s body still hasn’t been found. The whole organization searched but couldn’t find a single clue.

It’s a situation that can’t be explained with common sense.

That’s exactly why it’s dangerous, and also interesting.

“But will negotiation even work?”

One of my subordinates speaks up.

“According to the info, he has scientific power that even shocks us in Rebellion. He’s probably still doing inhuman experiments day and night.”

“Probably.”

“I don’t think negotiation will work with someone like that. Shouldn’t we just kill him without question?”

My subordinate is shaking a little. He’s scared of the unknown. Can’t blame him.

The report says the guy can trap people inside a spherical device. Of course no one wants to get close.

“It is dangerous. But if we can secure him, our plan will move forward all at once.”

This is the moment we need to take a risk. The boss ordered us to capture him alive.

And more than anything…

“We have a dragon.”

“!? ”

“Prepare the Ancient Dragon.”

“Yes.”

I give the order.

The opponent is an unknown scientist. Then we’ll throw common sense away too.

—Release a dragon on the ramen shop.

Any normal person would call it crazy.

But even that might not be enough.

That’s how dangerous I see the target. Better to be too careful than not enough.

—Target is the ramen shop.

No, the scientist.

A mad scientist who spends day and night on experiments.

Even while we’re talking here, he’s probably doing inhuman experiments.

“Well then.”

For someone like me whose joy in life is taming and modifying monsters, I can’t wait for the day we meet.

In a way, I’m a low-level mad scientist too.

*

[Side: Sai]

“Crap, how the heck do I make a stomach camera?”