While trying my best to get along with my childhood friend, who was head over heels for me. The idol whom I saved that one time in history transferred in. Now my school life is in carnage. - Episode 6: Part 2

PART 2

“I just can’t relax or be careless arou… *Mogu*.

“Nn… Mou~, Mii-chan… so bold.”

I somehow managed to avoid kissing her, but in doing so, I lost my balance in return… as I now had my face buried between Rei’s chest.

“Uu… to think my first time would be while being seen by everyone around. But if Mi-chan really wants it~.”

“I don’t want it, though. Rather, your imaginations are going so fast that it will eventually have a landing failure.”

“That is something I don’t know about.”

“Damn, I missed it! Such a long time!”

When I tried to get up, clicking my tongue after missing my chance to retort…”

I got my arms pulled back again as I fell over Rei’s chest again.

“Fufu. Isn’t it just the two of us?”

“Doctor, here. Yes, she’s strange. This girl. In her head.”

“Mou, don’t tease me like that.”

“This is bad. I think my head is going to go crazy first. For now, let’s play catch-ball with our conversation. Well, we are already hitting each other balls at zero distance. Playing dodgeball might also not be out of the blue.”

“I don’t know about that as well.”

“Shit! The second time! I guess I’m not up to my alley today, huh.”

“…? You did get big as usual in the morning? Do you want to try getting big?”

“I am not talking about that! Stop! Don’t reach out for my crotch!”

I tried to stand up yet again while sighing, but I was knocked down again.

“Ugh!”

“Mou… Mii-chan. To see just how much you desire to have me…”

“It’s been like this since a while ago, but your words and actions don’t match, you know? Hey, Let me go?”

“…I won’t let Mii-chan go! Never, Never again!”

“Just what is wrong with the imaginative situation in you?”

“I think I don’t get it quite well.”

“Even you don’t understand it either!? What are you going to do? Even we don’t have any clue regarding that.”

“Well, leaving that aside.”

“It seems your selfish heart-san is making a run for it, though? By those words.”

As I said that, Rei stood up. There was a lot of sand stuck to her back.

“… I am sorry. To dirty your clothes.”

“I… I’ve been defiled by Mii-chan. I can’t become a bride anymore. Take responsibility. How about you sign in this marriage registration form?.”

“Your set hurdle on becoming a daughter-in-law is already so high that no one will jump for it just like that … Rather, where did you get this form from! … Huh? Wait. Why does it have a parental consent form? Wait, wait, wait??? Why did my father and mother sign it? Huh!?”

“The other day, when I put it out just like that in front of them, they readily signed it.”

“My paaaaaaaarrrrreeeeeennnnnnnttttttsssss!!!”

[Tl notes: Yes, done in engrisu~]

While I shouted that out loud, I was already exhausted. I tried to catch my breath.

While doing so, I patted off the sand from Rei’s back.

“I… I’m right now… being beaten up by Mi-chan from the back.”

“WORDING, DO SOMETHING ABOUT THAT ALREADY!”

As I did so, I felt a strange gaze towards me. Looking in that direction, several girls who should have been in the gym were looking at us.

“Isn’t that a married couple after all?”

“Yeah, a Manzai Couple”

“Yes! let’s stop the time right here and now. Their chat was looking something MORE like this.”

“Huh? By any chance, was it streaming the couple’s manzai RTA just now?”

“I saw the reactions to its latest episode. Also, I heard it will air three hours earlier this time.”

“It must be a rerun; yeah, that was it! Are you underestimating the RTA!”

“Uu… Mii-chan. An anti-comedy is coming … I’m scared.”

[Tl notes: for those who don’t understand, this is said because Mirai just previously started correcting the misunderstanding about married and manzai couples. Is what I think.]

“Are you going to cry in the arms of the person who was the perpetrator of the anti-comedy? What is going on with your emoti–hue!!”

As I got hugged by Rei yet again, I felt a substantial impact on his back.

“Regarding the fact that the person who said that we should not take a head start from anyone. Please explain yourself.”

“That’s unfair, Rei-chan.”

“I was horny. I have done nothing to apologize or regret.”

“As a punishment, you are not allowed to talk to Mirai-kun for three hours.”

“This is tyranny! You’re disregarding my human rights! I will die. I can’t stand that sort of thing!”

“This does need terminal care… I think that the Mi-chan constitution from her will definitely disappear from her system after 48 hours of isolation.”

“Am I something like a disease or drug? Rather, stop calling me Mi-chan. It’s making me sick and uncomfortable.”

“Fufun. I’m the only one who is allowed to call him Mi-chan.”

“It’s not like I gave you any allowance for that. I just gave up on trying.”

“A man who pays acute attention to details eventually gets raped, you know?”

“That’s strange! There’s a clear-cut difference between your dictionary contents and mine!”

“Fufu. My Dictionary is filled completely with only Mi-chan.”

“Replace it now!”

“The price would be half of Mii-chan’s… kya~hn~! I came~!”

“What’s going on with your mental state???? … Uguwah!”

As we talked like that, the satisfying feeling on my back grew more vigorous.

“AS–I–SAID–! Don’t flirt with just you both alone! Let me in as well!”

“That’s right! I also! Wa–want to fli–flirt with Mirai-kun … as well.”

There is a reason why I was only talking with Rei.

Aren’t these two too cute? Or so, I started to think along those lines. No, I knew. I knew that very well, but.

Even Hoshi is incredibly cute. To the degree of having eyes filled with envy and jealousy beamed towards me.

She has a childish face and is impertinent. … But when I knew it was something she did to hide her embarrassment. It made her look somehow cute all the more.

Also, she is BIG (The most crucial part)

And same is with Kirinaga. She has millions of fans. She can’t be not cute. Also, she is a bokukko. Complete moe

[T.L. notes: Normally, a girl formally addresses herself as ‘Watashi.’ But the idol Kirinaga addresses herself as ‘Boku,’ which makes it cuter and moe due to the sheer difference between the girls using Watashi compared to Boku. Moreover, she is an idol. If it makes any sense…]

And SHE IS HUGE (The most essential part as well)

I goofed around with Rei to not allow my mind to be affected by the two.

“Ah, Mii-chan is looking at them with lewd eyes. Cheating is bad. Let’s do reconciliation lovemaking.

“The development is way too fast, isn’t it? Is this a 4-Koma manga going on?”

[T.L. notes: 4-Koma, per chapter, is a 4-panel/page development]

“Fufu. Then the 4th panel is where we get surrounded by our children.”

“Don’t end half of my life in just four frames. The story would not even last. And rather, all three of you, get away from me. Else this time, the bat would come flying at me instead of a ball.”

I feel like the celebrity that is being targeted by snipers. Welp, it’s not like I’m actually being targeted.

Rather, I feel like throwing up. I’m sick of this surrounding malice.

“Muu…it can’t be helped, I guess. Then let’s have the continuation behind the gym building.”

“I won’t be okay? Rather, we have our classes now. Let’s go back quick.”

“Ah, right. Mirai-kun. Can you give me some of your time after this? Rather, please don’t say no to this, okay?”

“If you hadn’t said that, I would have surely said, “Okay,” I think.”

“Do you want to get ‘Chichi-don’ed’ again?”

[T.L. notes: like Kabe-don]

“Don’t create a new language! Some girls will start crying!”

“Chichi-don… can I do it as well?”

“Stop, please? I’m really going to get killed? Will it be okay? I’m not okay, you know?”

“Well then, that’s how it’s going to be. We’ll be going home, including Kirinaga-chan as well.”

“By what means???????”

However, my concerns were ignored immediately, as both the girls started to leave.

“Then, Rei-chan, let’s go.”

“Nooooo! I want to have all-night fun with Mi-chan!”

“Yes, yes. Let’s regain our sense of time quick, okay ~? It’s still midday even.”

“Uuu…then I’ll sneak into his room at night… I’ll do a yobai…”

[T.L. notes: Creeping at night into a woman’s bedroom; stealing into a girl’s bedroom at night to make love; sneaking visit. *copied from Jisho; Just replace ‘woman’ with ‘man’ here. The practice started because the rich women/wives in Japan couldn’t interact with almost anyone; some men who made their way into her quarters would visit them at night. Many of them would also be frustrated in that sense, thus, came to this word. Obviously, there is the consent given by the girl before the act. If not, the yobai is a failure.]

And then see off Rei being dragged away.

“… Shall I set up a bear trap?”

“Aren’t you taking the trap-thing way too seriously?”

“Well, I think the bear traps would be fruitless against someone like Rei. So, that’s okay.”

“Eh? Did she already stop being a human?”

“Of course, it’s a joke… Rather I wish it all ends with just this joke, right? If it’s Rei, wouldn’t she rather try and tear off those bear traps pretty easily? And when I become aware, it’s okay to even think that she will be sitting on my bed… nope, more like on my crotch itself.”

“Is it a horror movie style A.V.?”

[TL notes: AV = Adult videos]

“Aren’t you saying that with your imagination being influenced by your prejudice? Your retort isn’t strong enough now, is it?”

“Haha. Shall I throw in the bat as well?”

And so, while interacting with Gou in such a way, I try to escape away from the present reality.”

Arata… even if it’s just for today, please remain normal… don’t make any stupid remarks or dirty jokes on your part, please…

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“Onii-chan, what’s the meaning of this!? All that matters is the chest, after all! This chest-loving alien! Have your way with your sister right now! And fill her insides as well!”

“Has it now dropped to a 2-Koma?”

[TL notes: 2-koma, 2-panel development]

End Of Chapter