Vol 1 Chapter 27 – Bandits

I wandered aimlessly around the battlefield.

At the end of my wandering—

“Hehehe… A man wandering around in a place like this!”

“If you’d stayed home and been a good boy in bed, this wouldn’t have happened.”

“You’re going to be our sex slave for the rest of your life!”

I’d been captured by a group of bandits lurking near the battlefield.

Imprisoned in a dim cave, I was now bound hand and foot with rope and tied to a massive tree trunk that had been placed inside the cave.

Standing in front of me were three bandits with hearts in their eyes.

They looked to be in their twenties, dressed in filthy clothes befitting bandits, their hair wild and unkempt. Their body odor was terrible, but even so, like the people of this world, their features were polished enough that they could’ve been idols in my previous life.

No makeup, of course. They probably didn’t do any skincare either, yet this beauty was still incredible. Aside from one of the three having freckles, all of them had clear skin without blemishes or acne.

“I can’t hold back anymore! Come on! It’s time for some fun!”

While I was leisurely thinking such things, one of the bandit women, having reached her limit, stripped off her pants and pressed her hairy private parts against me, completely naked.

The scent tickling my nostrils was a sour, intense stench unlike anything I’d experienced, even with all my encounters with various people.

“Hehe, when was the last time I took a bath? It might smell, but make sure you lick up all the gunk… Hiiiin!?”

“Lick lick lick lick lick lick“

People in this world didn’t do cunnilingus.

Women in this world didn’t know how good cunnilingus felt, and I had a lot of experience—I was self-aware that I possessed decent technique.

“Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh!?”

Just by licking, I made her scream, turned her into putty, and made her body collapse.

“Wh-what did you do!?”

“Wh-wh-what!?”

Seeing one of them collapse, the remaining two cried out in shock.

“I just licked like she told me to. Hehe, guess my technique was a little too amazing?”

Having quickly undone my restraints, I stood up.

“The most women I’ve ever been with at once is two. I’ve had a threesome with twin girls, but I’ve never done anything with more people than that. A foursome with three women and just me… I was a little worried, but if they’re this easy, looks like I can make them my toys.”

Then, I used magic to create a huge bed right there and gently rolled the woman I’d turned to putty onto it.

“So, what position do you all want for your first time? The classic lovey-dovey missionary?”

“”A sex maniac!?””

“How rude… I’m not wrong, but that’s rude, you know?”

Bandits like these were no match for me.

I quickly rolled the remaining two onto the bed as well.

“It’s an on-site brothel service. I’ll collect payment later.”

Then, I climbed onto the bed myself and smiled.

Vol 1 Chapter 28 – Information Gathering

“Phew.”

In the cave filled with suffocating heat and smell, I sat on the bed placed there and smoked a cigar—a cigar infused with my special magical power recovery medicine.

I was trying to speed up my magical power recovery even a little.

“So? We’re done with the act, so how about you pay up?”

Still smoking the cigar, I called out to the bandit lying on the bed without even looking at her.

Two of them had already lost consciousness from the intense acts with me, and only one was still conscious now.

“P-pay up…!?”

“Yeah. Pay up. You guys have been using this place as a hideout for quite a while, right?”

“Huh…? Ah, yeah. Th-that’s right.”

“You know about those monsters appearing in massive numbers in the northern wastes right now, don’t you? Do you have any idea what might be causing them to spawn in such large numbers?”

“…Ah, I see. So that’s it. The reason you did it with us was for that information?”

“Nah? That was just my hobby. If I just wanted to hear you talk, light torture would’ve been enough.”

“…!?!?”

“So? Do you know anything?”

“U-um… well. B-before the monsters started appearing in large numbers, we spotted someone using magic high in the sky. That’s the information you want, right? The massive monster outbreak this time… probably, based on the timing and location, we’re the only ones who saw it.”

“I see.”

Bingo.

When I found this bandit hideout, I thought that if someone was working behind the scenes in these wastes, there was a chance they’d seen them, so I approached.

My plan worked out perfectly.

“What did the figure look like?”

“…I-I don’t know.”

“…Hmm.”

Honestly, I could go home now.

I felt like I’d already done more than enough. I was confident I’d already contributed enough to get access to the forbidden library. Whether I needed to go so far as to investigate the truth behind the massive monster outbreak from here… thinking about that made me hesitate.

Would Her Majesty the Queen forgive me with my current results?

“Th-there’s also, um…!? Uh, uh.”

While I was thinking about that, one of the bandits lying on the bed frantically tried to say more.

“Hm? Ah, that’s enough information already.”

It seemed I’d made her anxious that the payment wasn’t enough by saying “hmm” so meaningfully.

“I just wanted information that someone was working behind the scenes.”

There was a world of difference between searching for traces with the certainty that someone was working behind the scenes and searching without that certainty.

“Well, thanks. That’s plenty for payment. I hope we can meet somewhere again… though I don’t think you’ll be able to meet me while you’re still bandits. If you change careers to adventurers and can come to the capital, definitely visit my shop.”

“Huh?”

Anyway, I could think about it later.

I had no more reason to be here.

I bid farewell to the bandits and began my journey back to the original base.