The Virgin Hero Who Fought in the Dungeon for 20 Years Returned to the Surface Only to Find the Population of the World Has Dropped Drastically, with a Male-to-Female Ratio of 1:1000 - 34

Chapter 34: Venomous Platypus

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It was a setup. She should have realized it the moment she stepped into the room. Now that she thought about it, despite this being just a casual house drinking session among friends, Haruka had dressed in a softer, more feminine outfit than usual. When Kyouka first saw her, she thought, “She’s way too dressed up for this,” but she should have paid more attention to the budding ominous feeling. 

“A-Anyway! Rion and I are going to the back to change! Haruka, um, you welcome Ryuuto-san and entertain him, got it? A-And whatever you do, don’t let him leave! If he’s gone when we get back, I’ll hold a grudge against you for life! Don’t let him go even if you have to bite him!”

“I’m not a snapping turtle, you know.”

As they talked, Rion had already bolted to the back dressing room in an instant. She must have had no intention of sticking around in that horrifically dorky school tracksuit while a young man was present. Kyouka, too, took off without a word. Through the open door, she could hear Haruka chatting happily with the man. A wave of impatience crashed over Kyouka. And even though she hadn’t even exchanged a single word with the man yet, an intense, overwhelming jealousy toward Haruka flared up within her.

Even though I liked him first…!

Of course, her jealousy didn’t make any sense. Maybe love somehow transcended over time and space? Looking over, she saw that Rion had changed out of her dorky tracksuit into something more presentable for going out. It seemed Rion had planned on staying the night from the start. Kyouka was about to fix her makeup too, but at this rate, she would be at a disadvantage. After all, the sweater Kyouka was wearing was a cheap one from some mass retailer. Ugh. And it had even gotten a little baggy on her too.Rion glanced at her and let out a small snort of laughter.

So that’s how it is, huh? You think you’ve won?

There was no helping it. Kyouka had to find something that could let her come out victorious. Something! Kyouka yanked off her sweater and smirked. Seeing that, Rion shot her a look that clearly said, “Is this girl serious?”

There was one thing—one thing Kyouka had that neither Rion nor Haruka could match. She pulled out a fresh set of lingerie from her tote bag, changed into it, and lightly dabbed on some perfume.

Now is the start of the real battle! 

“Welcome. Nice to meet you, I am Haruka’s best friend, Kyouka Kuonji. Pleased to make your acquaintance.”

“No, I am Haruka’s true friend, Rion Nanami. And I’m also Haruka’s childhood friend. I’m a fresh 17-year-old Virgo. A 100% pure maiden. My favorite aquatic animal is the platypus, which is a mammal yet lays eggs. Do you know? Male platypuses have poison in their spurs. What kind of poison do you have? I want you to tell me later in secret.”

“A-ahaha. I’m Ryuuto Sakazaki. Well, nice to meet both of you.”

“Ah! That’s not fair! I… I’m also 18! Ryuuto-san, are we the same age? Let’s get along well together, okay?~♡”

Ryuuto was slightly confused. After exchanging messages with Haruka Shimomura, whom he had saved in a dungeon, he was invited to a hot pot party at her house. That part was fine and all, but for some reason, he found himself sandwiched between two beautiful girls in their underwear in front of a simmering hot pot. Despite it being their first meeting, Ryuuto was being overwhelmed by the two girls who unhesitatingly emphasized their sex appeal, barely managing to control his arousal from bulging. Kyouka naturally took off Ryuuto’s jacket and hung it on a hanger as if it was the most natural thing to do in this world and at Rion’s urging, Ryuuto sat down at the table.

Oh my god, what is this? Heaven? Is this heaven? Did I unknowingly get a one-way ticket to paradise? Mom, Dad in the afterlife, thank you. Tonight, I will become an adult.

Sayaka Yamanashi, who had been assigned as Ryuuto’s male protection officer, was also a beauty, but these two were incredibly charming in their own way. Kyouka was speaking in Kansai dialect and she was pretty tall for a woman, with a perfect figure to match her vibe. Similarly, Rion, with her straight black hair in a hime cut, was giving off the traditional Japanese beauty. Both of them were equally beautiful and Ryuuto couldn’t stop himself from looking around the room, wondering if he had entered the world of AV shooting for some reason. Fortunately, there were no cameras around. Thank goodness. It seemed he wasn’t about to debut as a male AV actor. 

“Wait a minute. You two said you wanted to change, but why are you all in your underwear?”

It was understandable why Haruka felt like screaming. For some reason, Kyouka and Rion appeared in sheer black babydolls and pink camisoles respectively. They were dressed up like a hostess. Ryuuto, who had watched uncensored soap operas since he was underage, momentarily thought this might be the standard formal wear for women when entertaining guests. However, seeing Haruka in normal clothes kept him from completely losing his sanity.

“Ryuuto-san, allow me to prepare you a glass of highball. Ah, or do you prefer something light?”

“Ah, Ryuuto-san. Would you like me to prepare you a drink too?”

“Stop it! You two!

“Oh, Haruka. Come on, don’t be so stiff. Ah, Ryuuto-san. You know, I’m totally fine with it if you want to be a bit rough with me~♡”

“I also love rough and hard thing… What hard thing? Oh~ It’s a secret~♡”

“Y-You idiot!”

But still.. This girl… Her boobs are huge. 

Ryuuto’s eyes were glued to Kyouka’s chest. Actually, Haruka and Rion weren’t small either. In fact, they were in the big category, but Kyouka’s boobs were exceptionally large in comparison. 

“Sorry, Ryuuto-san. These girls seem to have misunderstood something. If you want, we can reschedule-“

“Wait! Waaaait! Don’t send him back now! You’re going to leave me dry! Please, forgive us!”

“Ryuuto-san, it’s alright. You don’t need to listen to Haruka. In fact, we will entertain you ourselves. We can kill time in the park until tomorrow morning.”

“This is my house, you know!?”

“We won’t let him leave!”

“He’s not allowed to leave!”

Kyouka and Rion were clinging to Ryuuto, preventing him from leaving. Little did they know, their clinginess was threatening Ryuuto to lose his composure. 

“Nnh! We-Well, since I’m already here, I might as well stay for a bit. Ahahaha! Of course, only if I’m not being a nuisance.”

“Ahh! Geez! Geez! You’re so manly! Ryuuto-san, you can stay here until morning….No! Stay the night! Okay? We will keep you company all night long!”

“Ryuuto-san, just ignore them and go home whenever you want. You don’t need to do anything you don’t want.”

“Ha-Haha…”

And thus began a tumultuous drinking party.

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