The Virgin Hero Who Fought in the Dungeon for 20 Years Returned to the Surface Only to Find the Population of the World Has Dropped Drastically, with a Male-to-Female Ratio of 1:1000 - 35

Chapter 35: Virtueless Drinking Party

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“So, Ryuuto-san? What do you do now?”

“Hm? I’m drinking alcohol?”

Ryuuto answered while gulping down the diluted highball that Kyouka had prepared for him. 

“Uwaaah~ You sure can drink, Ryuuto-san! I’m so happy to see you drinking it all.”

Kyouka laughed ‘ahahaha’ while touching Ryuuto’s shoulder in a natural way. Despite this being their first meeting, but they were already this close. This sense of casual touch was only possible because of Kyouka’s unique character. Ryuuto, pretending to be troubled by the touch, fixed his gaze on the cleavage of Kyouka’s chest. Just looking at it was enough to make Ryuuto feel like he was about to get sucked in between those plump valleys. Or, to be precise, he was already absorbed by them. Noticing Rion’s gaze, Ryuuto quickly shifted his eyes elsewhere.

I didn’t get caught, right?

He had to make it natural, but a virgin like him usually didn’t realize that they had been caught ogling on someone’s body. 

“Ryuuto-san, ignore her. That girl is really dull, you know?”

“Umm… And you must be Rion-san, right?”

“You’re being too formal. Just call me Rion. I’m 17, but Ryuuto-san… Are we the same age?”

Smiling brightly, Rion leaned closer to Ryuuto. Ryuuto felt his head swaying in daze at the faint scent of her perfume. He did his best to maintain his composure. That said, Rion’s chest was quite big too. Even without leaning forward, her bra was already getting pushed out, creating a tantalizing view of her cleavage. 

Crap. I feel like I’m going to get sucked over there too!

Her boobs were just the right size. In fact, ever since entering this room, 99.99% of Ryuuto’s gaze had been focused on the girls’ boobs. 

“Oh my, Ryuuto-san. You’ve been staring at my chest this whole time, haven’t you? Pervert~”

“Eh? Ah? Eh?”

Ryuuto, not sure where to look, sought help by looking at Haruka. She returned his gaze with a warm smile. All three of them were directing their full affection towards him. He had never been this popular in his life. Probably never would be again either.

So, this is the peak of my life, huh?

“Don’t be ridiculous, you vulgar cow. There’s no way Ryuuto-san would be ogling at your saggy breasts.”

Rion said while pulling Ryuuto closer to her side, effectively protecting him from Kyouka. This caused Ryuuto to have a clear sensation of her breasts being pushed against his arm. The soft sensation nearly overwhelmed his consciousness. 

“Huh? What’s that, you sore loser? I’m an H-cup! Rion, you’re an E, right?”

“E is for Eros’s E. It’s the perfect size to be squeezed, to sandwich and to lick. It’s an all-purpose size.”

“Now which one of us is being vulgar?!”

Two beautiful women were fighting over him. Ryuuto felt like he had been transported into a different world entirely. Lost in his mind, Ryuuto clinked the ice in his glass. 

“Hey, Ryuuto-san? Ryuuto-san, are you older than me? Should I call you Onii-san?”

Rion said in a coquettish voice. Ryuuto had never heard a woman use that kind of tone with him before. Even Rinka, the girl he had been closest to the most, had never used that voice with her. She never acted this sweet when they were together. 

“U-Umm… My age, huh? It’s a bit hard to explain. Umm… How should I say it…”

“Ah, you must be 20. Ryuuto-san, you must be 20 years old, right? You’re just a little older than us!”

Unable to bear watching Ryuuto struggling, Haruka decided to help Ryuuto. Both Kyouka and Rion were staring at Ryuuto with a sparkle in their eyes, almost as if they were trying to pierce a hole through him. Ryuuto then muttered quietly to Haruka. 

“Thanks, Haruka.”

“Now now~ Whispering like that is not allowed, you know? More importantly, I want to know more about you, Ryuuto-san. Mind if I ask you something?”

“Ah, sure. Go ahead.”

“Ryuuto-san, Kyouka is only going to ask you dirty questions. Just ignore her.”

“Oh, look at this kokeshi doll, saying such cruel things. I can hold a proper conversation depending on the circumstances, okay? Especially at a mixer like this. Of course we need to ask each other about our hobbies, right? So, what’s your hobby, Ryuuto-san?”

My hobby is appreciating boobs. 

But there was no way he could say that out loud. 

“Huh? Me? Right off the bat? Uhh… Well, back then, exploring dungeons took up most of my life, so I didn’t have time for hobbies. I mean, I didn’t even have time for club activities. If I had to name a hobby, it would be, yeah, watching movies. Ahaha.”

Of course by ‘movies’, Ryuuto meant watching porn. Ryuuto would regularly drag his bad friend, Shougen, around various places looking for porn DVDs on weekends. 

“Ah, then-“

“Oh, Ryuuto-san! This must be fate! I actually love movies! You could even call me a movie freak!’

Rion’s eyes sparkled as she took Ryuuto’s hand with both of hers. She then guided Ryuuto’s hand toward her chest. Overjoyed by the pleasant elasticity, Ryuuto nearly exclaimed, but he managed to reel himself in. 

“That woman only watches perverted horror movies though.”

“Oh so Rion likes to watch movies too, huh? Well, yeah. I also like to watch all kinds of movies.”

“There are so many subscription platforms these days. I also watch a lot of movies.”

“Kyouka only watches the most trashy foreign soap operas though.”

Rion snorted dismissively.

“Humph. This shitty subculture woman only watches those suspicious slasher films. Ryuuto-san, you know, recently Rion has been watching nothing but extreme, gory horror movies with killer clowns. It’s too much for me, even for me.

“Why does Kyouka hate Art the Clown? ‘Terrifier’ is the pinnacle. He’s the ultimate killer clown of the Reiwa era. Those who don’t get it should stick to mild J-horror.”

“A-Ahaha… Yeah, I will check that movie out if I get the chance.”

“Oh, then, why don’t we go watch a movie together? Of course, I’m not talking about the creepy kind that Rion likes, but you know, one that makes your heart flutter!”

“Su-Sure.”

“Oi, that’s not fair, Kyouka! I want to go out with Ryuuto-san too!”

“Hold on. I was the one who brought up the topic about movies. That means I have the privilege to go out alone with Ryuuto-san.”

“Humph. Ryuuto-san, you already promised that you will go out with me, right? Right? Right, Ryuuto-san? You’ll go out with me…?”

“Su-Sure. I’m ready to go out with a beauty like you.”

“Kyuuun~”

“Ah! Kyouka-chan fainted!”

Kyouka collapsed backward, hitting her head on the bed. It seemed she had been drinking a bit too fast. She must be drunk by now. Ryuuto hoisted her up and laid her on Haruka’s bed. Haruka and Rion didn’t seem much fazed by it, probably because it was a common occurrence between them.

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