The Old Man Is Being Shared by Three Gyarus?! ~An Ordinary Salaryman Is Adored by Energetic, Beautiful Gyarus, and His Daily Life With Gyarus Begins Now!~ - 45

Chapter 45: The Little Sister Gyaru Wants to Get Spoiled by Onii-san on LINE

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“Man~ Who would’ve thought I would end up sharing a real kiss with an actual high girl at my age~”

Fresh out of the bath, I sipped on a beer and I found my face relaxing into a goofy grin. I hadn’t been able to stop smiling ever since I had gotten home〜♡

I mean, high school girls smell so good and their lips taste sweet too. They’re so irresistible. Sure, these days, it might be easy to kiss a high school girl since you can pay them money to date you, but I’m the kind of guy who wants kisses filled with love. I want to kiss someone I actually love.

Misaki-san, Ayane-san and now… Risa-san. All three of them had officially become my girlfriends. I found myself reminiscing about the moment of love I had shared with Risa-san in the bustling square near the station on a sunny Saturday afternoon.

“I really, really like you, Onii-san. Onii-san, do you like me too?”

My adorable little sister said so while looking up at me with shy, pleading eyes. Of course, it was the duty of a big brother to answer honestly, right?

“Of course I like you too! I like you so much, I could just eat you up right here and there~♡”

“…”

Man, I really panicked back then. Risa-san seriously tried to call the police on me! 

My little sister has no sense of humor sometimes.

“Ossan! I want a kiss too! Come on! Kiss me!”

The two of them demanded kisses the second they showed up, but I managed to hold them off somehow. After all, there was no way I could kiss high school girls in the middle of a crowded square in broad daylight. Of course, the two of them refused to back up so easily. 

“Ah~ I think I want to rest somewhere cool with AC…”

“I know a place where we can relax for a couple of hours. No one will bother us there…”

It was painfully obvious they were trying to drag me to a love hotel, but—

“Hey, you twooo!! Stop trying to seduce my Onii-san!!”

Seeing Risa-san protecting me from the two of them was hilarious to witness.

“Fufu~”

I chuckled at the memory while sitting alone in my room. 

“But still… The three of them, huh?”

In just one week, I somehow ended up having three high school girlfriends and it wasn’t a messy love triangle stuff. They were all sharing me happily. I didn’t need to worry about breaking up with any of them. This was a dream come true for any guy.

“Fufu… This is insane.”

Ping!

While I was lounging on my bed with a silly grin on my face, my phone buzzed. It was a message from Rina-san, who had graduated from being my little sister to my girlfriend today. I quickly opened the chat. 

▲ Risa

【Thank you for today, Onii-san. I had a wonderful time today thanks to you.】

What a polite message, so typical of her. 

Me

【The pleasure was all mine.】

【I had so much fun spending time with you, Risa-san.】

▲ Risa

【I think this will be a day I’ll never forget.】

What a sweet thing to say.

▲ Risa

【Because…】

【My first kiss tasted like an old man….】

【So of course, you will take responsibility for that, right?】

“….Huh?”

Rubbing my eyes, I stared at my phone screen again. Yeah. She definitely wrote ‘first kiss.’

“Fi-Fi-Fi-First kiss?!?!?!”

I thought someone as adorable as her would’ve kissed someone before. It was hard to believe her first kiss actually happened in front of so many people and in a public space to the boot…

For a girl, a first kiss was a once in a lifetime memory. It was something she would never forget and for her first kiss to be with a guy ten years older than her and in a totally unromantic spot with the taste of beer lingering on the man’s lips…

“Isn’t that too traumatic?! I-I need to apologize to her!”

Me

【I’m so sorry.】

【I didn’t know it was your first kiss…】

【I’ll do whatever I can to make it up to you.】

▲ Risa

【Well, tomorrow is Sunday, so…】

【You can come meet my parents and big sister.】

“Huh?”

Me

【Umm… May I ask what do you mean exactly by ‘meet’ them…?】

▲ Risa

【Well, isn’t it obvious?】

【To discuss about our marriage, of course.】

“….Huh?”

Rubbing my eyes, I stared at my phone screen again. Yeah. She definitely wrote ‘marriage.’

“MA-MA-MA-MARRIAGE?!?!”

Panicking, I quickly typed in a reply. 

Me

【Don’t you think it’s a little soon to be talking about marriage when we just started dating today?】

【I do feel responsible for your first kiss and I’m not against the idea of marrying you, but still…】

Ping!

▲ Risa

【Onii-san, what are you talking about?】

【Of course I was just joking! LOL】

…Wait, it was a joke?

▲ Risa

【It’s payback for teasing me during bowling earlier.】

【Were you surprised?】

Ah… So it was a joke..

Me

【I thought my heart was about to leap out of my chest. LOL】

▲ Risa

【Fufufufu~】

【Mission accomplished—٩(๑>∀<๑)۶! Lol】

Pfft, so cute.

Me

【You got me good. LOL】

▲ Risa

【For an adult, you’re pretty pathetic, Onii-san. LOL】

Me

【Just to confirm…】

【Was it really your first kiss?】

▲ Risa

【It was.】

【And it’s also true that my first tasted like an old man~】

“Ugh…”

Me

【I’m really sorry about that…】

▲ Risa

【You don’t have to apologize.】

【I didn’t mind at all.】

Me

【Really?】

▲ Risa

【Yes.】

【I mean, I got to kiss someone I like, didn’t I?】

【So of course, I was happy.】

【And also… I think I might like the taste of Onii-san.】

Me

【Taste?!】

▲ Risa

【Oops, I misspoke. LOL】

【I meant your scent.】

Me

【That gave me quite a scare. LOL】

【For a moment, I was wondering what I should do if you  started licking me next time we met. LOL】

▲ Risa

【I won’t. LOL】

【But, um… Could we kiss every time we go on a date from now on?】

Me

【Of course.】

【We will kiss as much as you want. LOL】

▲ Risa

【Thank you very much (♡ᴗ͈ˬᴗ͈)⁾⁾⁾】

I said that as a joke, but Risa-san seemed pretty enthusiastic about it. 

Ah! Onii-san is in a bind here!~

▲ Risa

【Sorry.】

【My big sister just called me.】

【I need to take a bath soon】

Me

【Alright.】

【Be careful not to get lightheaded when you reminisce about our kiss. LOL】

▲ Risa

【I’m not going to get lightheaded! LOL】

Chatting with my little sister on LINE is so much fun!!

▲ Risa

【Umm… Onii-san?】

【Is it okay if I message you again after my bath?】

Me

【Of course.】

【Tomorrow is Sunday, so why don’t we stay up a little late?】

▲ Risa

【Yes!】

【I love you, Onii-san!~】

Thank you for the ‘I love you’~

Me

【Alright, talk to you later.】

▲ Risa

【Heading to the bath now ( •̀ω •́ゞ)✧】

The salute emoji sticker Risa-san sent marked the end of our chat for now.

“My little sister is just too cute!!”

Just as I was grinning at the LINE screen, my phone buzzed again.

Misaki

【We’re all coming to your place tomorrow!】

【We’re going to kiss you nonstop!】

【So be ready♡】

【(๑˘ ³˘๑) Kiss~♡】

“…Huh?”

While still holding my phone in my hand, I froze on the spot.

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