The Old Man Is Being Shared by Three Gyarus?! ~An Ordinary Salaryman Is Adored by Energetic, Beautiful Gyarus, and His Daily Life With Gyarus Begins Now!~ - 46-47

Chapter 46: Uber Gyaru♡

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Ding-dong!

It was Sunday in late July. The bright blue sky was shining above. Just before 12 PM, the doorbell was ringing, announcing the arrival of a visitor. 

“Coming!”

On the small monitor installed in the hallway of my 10-tatami 1K apartment, I could see three gyarus dressed in casual outfits. 

“Ossan! Look, look! Cake!”

Misaki-san cheerfully showed off a paper box toward me. Just like always, my girlfriend looked absolutely adorable today. 

“And right now, we have a special bonus for you! You can get a cake and three perfectly ripe gyarus along with it!”

“No, no. The three of you are definitely the main dish here.”

“Ossan! You’re such a perv!”

Crap! I walked right into their trap! More importantly I had to get them inside as soon as possible. I would be in serious trouble if they kept yelling things like “ripe gyaru” and “perv” in the apartment complex entrance where other residents might pass by. 

As I reached my hand to press the unlock button, I overheard their conversation through the monitor. 

“Uuuu… I’m getting nervous. This is my first time going into a guy’s room…”

“Risa, brace yourself! Even if Ossan’s room smells like squid, you can’t say it out loud! He may look tough, but his ego is tofu-level fragile.”

“Huh?! A guy’s room can smell like squid?!”

“Well, not always, but… Well, maybe the trash bin will smell like squid. Especially if the trash bin is full of crumpled tissues. It might smell like squid then.”

“Full of tissues! Ossan must be super busy, huh?!”

“….”

I quickly pressed the unlock button.

“The elevator is to your left. Please come up to the third floor.”

“Got it!”

Misaki-san answered excitedly and the three of them disappeared from the view of the monitor. Panicking, I quickly emptied my trash bin and opened the windows wide.

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Ding-dong!

The doorbell rang again.

“Coming!”

Suppressing my racing heart, I opened the door.

“Welcome, everyone—”

Just as expected, there stood three stunningly beautiful gyarus. I had already expected that, but still… 

The view is insane!

“Ossan! We’re here to hang out!”

“Ah, yeah. Come on in.”

I held the door open, inviting them inside.

“Pardon the intrusion! I wonder what Ossan’s room is like? Whoa! It’s bigger than I thought!”

With a sweet scent wafting from her, Misaki-san stepped inside, followed by Ayane-san whose perfume smelled more mature. She took her shoes off and walked down the hall. 

“Hoo~ The room is pretty neat and tidy.”

“Well, yeah. I don’t have much stuff after all.”

“This is good, Misaki. This place looks perfect for the three of us to stay over.”

Wait. Stay over?! All three of them?!”

“… Wait, huh?”

Where’s Risa-san…?

I noticed Risa-san was still standing nervously by the entrance. Right. She had mentioned this was her first time in a guy’s room. I placed my hand gently on her head. 

“You don’t need to be so nervous. Just think of it like visiting your big sister’s room, okay?”

“My big sister’s?”

“Yeah. Though in my case, it’d be ‘your big brother’s room.’”

“My big brother…”

Risa-san stared at me for a good long while. 

“Risa! What are you doing? Come and give us a hand!”

Misaki-san called out to Risa-san. 

“Oh, okay! I’m coming!”

Risa-san hurried inside and as I closed the door, she turned around to whisper to me.

“Umm… Onii-san? Is it okay if I call you ‘Onii-chan’ sometimes?”

“Huh? Sure, I don’t mind. In fact, you can call me ‘Onii-chan’ all the time if you want.”

Her face turned bright red at that.

“Wha-Wha-Wha-What are you talking about?! There’s no way I could call you that in front of Misaki and Ayane! Onii-san, you idiot!!”

Ah, she’s mad at me. 

“Geez!”

Huffing, Risa-san stomped down the hallway. Watching her retreating figure, I thought to myself. 

Teenage girls are really hard to deal with, huh?

When I followed Risa-san into the room, I was greeted by a shocking sight.

“What are you two doing?!”

Misaki-san and Risa-san were burying their faces into my bed.

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Chapter 47: The Highschool Girl (JK) Search Party Discovers a Huge Bra!

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“What are you two doing?!”

When I stepped into the room last after passing through the kitchen, I was greeted with the surreal sight of Misaki-san and Risa-san burying their faces in my bed.

“Because it smells like you, Ossan…”

“Yeah… It smells like Onii-chan… I love it~”

At that, Misaki-san lifted her face from the bed and tilted her head to the side. 

“Huh? Risa, did you just say ‘Onii-chan’?”

“Huh?! Wha-What are you talking about, Misaki?! I said Onii-san! Onii-san!”

“Oooh? Really? Well, whatever! Next, let’s go check the bathroom and the toilet, Officer Risa!”

“Roger that, Captain Misaki!”

Misaki-san pointed dramatically toward the bathroom and Risa-san responded with a sharp salute. 

What is this…?

“No, wait. What exactly are you two checking… Hey! Hold on!”

Without even acknowledging my protests, the two dashed out of the room, shouting, “Woohoo!”

These gyarus are impossible to handle!

As much as I had resolved my heart to date a highschool girl for real, I couldn’t help but start feeling a little worried about whether I could keep up as their boyfriend… While I stared blankly at their retreating, chaotic backs, I glanced toward Ayane-san, who was quietly leaning against my bed. She was fiddling with her phone.

If only those two could stay calm like Ayane-san…

“Hey, Oji-san. Can I take a picture with you?”

While overflowing with a mature vibe, Ayane-san asked without looking away from her phone.

“A picture? Sure, I don’t mind.”

“Then sit here.”

I did as instructed and sat beside her. I leaned my back against the bed, just like her. 

“Get closer.”

“Uh… O-okay.”

Albeit feeling a bit shy, I scooted in and lightly pressed my head against hers. She was so gorgeous that I couldn’t stop myself from feeling nervous around her. 

“Now, look at the lens and smile, okay?”

“Like this?”

“Yeah, that’s good.”

Click!

“Perfect. Got the bed in the shot too.”

Ayane-san nodded in satisfaction while looking at the photo, then started fiddling with her phone again. Relieved that I had managed to avoid looking foolish in the picture this time, I let out a quiet sigh of relief.

“Can I post this picture on Instagram?”

“Uh, sure…”

I wasn’t thrilled about having a photo of me next to this gorgeous girl got posted on the internet, but I didn’t have any strong reason to refuse either. My social circle wasn’t very big, so I doubted anyone I knew would see it. 

“Is it for your school friends to see?”

“Partly, but it’s mostly for… bug repellant. Or maybe ‘potato repellant.'”

“Potato…?”

“Yeah. Some guys at school don’t believe I’m dating you, Oji-san. They don’t believe I’m dating an adult, so they still keep confessing to me. It’s annoying, so I want to show them the reality.”

“Reality, huh.”

“Yep. Like, ‘I’m already someone else’s, you know.’ Caption: ‘First home date! Can’t wait to enjoy it to the fullest 💕’ or something like that.”

“Uh, isn’t that a bit…?”

“――Captain Misaki! Shall we confirm that Onii-san is ‘clean’ to go?”

With impeccable timing, the energetic “JK Search Party” burst back into the room.

“Officer Risa! We still need to inspect the closet first!”

“Roger that!”

The search party stationed themselves in front of the closet.

“Uh, what exactly are you looking for again?”

“Isn’t it obvious? We’re looking for evidence of other women!”

What the heck?!

“I will tell you all first, I don’t have anything like that here! Besides, I’m not dating anyone else but the three of you!”

I pleaded innocence desperately, but Misaki-san only gave me a deadpan stare.

“We’re checking to see if that’s actually true, so keep quiet, Ossan! Or what? Got something you don’t want us to find?”

“I told you, I don’t have anything like that!”

“Then it’s fine if we check, right, Onii-san? We just need to check this drawer and if we find nothing, Misaki will be satisfied.”

Risa-san’s reasoning made sense. I didn’t have anything to hide anyway. I just had to stay calm. besides, the drawer didn’t contain anything suspicious except my clothes…

“Ah.”

I suddenly remembered something and the blood drained from my face.

“Alright, I’ll start with the top drawer. Officer Risa, you take the bottom one, okay?”

“Got it!”

The JK Search Squad began opening the drawers of the dresser one by one.

“Hmm… Only Ossan’s clothes are here… Next drawer… Still just clothes. That settles it. Ossan is clear to go, Officer Risa! …Huh? Risa? Are you listening?”

There was no reply to Misaki-san’s call to Risa-san. Risa-san had frozen in place. Her hand resting on the bottom drawer she had just opened. Why? Because she had seen it. Tucked away in that spot was my most cherished “treasure.”

“Mi-Misaki… Look at this…”

Risa-san pinched a zippered plastic bag between her fingers.

“It’s…. It’s a bra…”

What she held up was a large, lavender bra with elegant floral embroidery.

Ah, I’m dead.

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