The Old Man Is Being Shared by Three Gyarus?! ~An Ordinary Salaryman Is Adored by Energetic, Beautiful Gyarus, and His Daily Life With Gyarus Begins Now!~ - 37

Chapter 37: Getting Adored by Three Gyarus, Muhoho!

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“While we’re on the topic, why don’t you have your ‘first time’ with Oji-san too?”

“Ooooh, that’s a great idea!”

Misaki gave a double thumbs-up in approval.

“Fi-Fi-Fi-Fi-Fi-First time?!?!?!”

“Fi-Fi-Fi-Fi-Fi-First time?!?!?!”

My voice and Amamiya-san’s overlapped perfectly in sheer disbelief.

“But if Ossan’s dick is too big, it might not fit into Risa’s place…”

The beautiful gyaru was getting very excited. 

“Indeed… Then I will need to have sex with Oji-san first to check the size. I will tell you if it’s too big for you or not.”

“What are you talking about, Ayane?! Obviously I’m the one who will have sex with Ossan first!”

“Huh?”

“What?! Do you have a problem?”

H-Huh…?

Heavy air of tension began to form between Misaki-san and Ayane-san. They stood up all of a sudden. They were smiling, but I could visually see sparks flying between them.

“Sorry, Misaki, but Oji-san loves my boobs. I mean, just look at his face. It’s practically written all over his face that he wants to rub my boobs with his hands directly.”

Ayane-san said while showing off the G-cup boobs she was proud of. 

“What are you talking about?! Ossan loves my panties! He’s itching to have sex with me in my sheer T-back! I know because he jerks off every day to the videos I sent him!”

In return, Misaki-san showed off the screen of her smartphone. 

“Ooh…”

Ayane-san stared at the phone screen with a stiff smile. She glanced at me before turning her attention back to Misaki-san. 

“Well, whatever. Then… How about a competition?”

“A competition?”

“That’s right. The winner gets to have sex with Oji-san first. How’s that?”

“Sounds good to me! That’s exactly what I want! I won’t let you have Ossan’s dick!”

Somehow, the situation was getting more and more ominous. As an adult…. No. As their boyfriend, I had to mediate between them! I bravely stood up. 

“Both of you! Please calm down fi-“

“Ossan, you stay put!”

“Oji-san, silence!”

“Ye-Yes…”

I immediately shrank back on the sofa. 

A real man needs to obey his women without fighting back. That’s the secret to a happy relationship. 

“After we finish the cake, let’s go to Round Two for our competition, Ayane!”

“Fine with me, Misaki! I won’t let you win even if you cry!”

The two gyaru started devouring their cake rather aggressively. 

At this point, there’s only one person I can count on.

I turned my attention to the girl sitting beside me. 

“Umm… Amamiya-sa-“

Plop. 

A head with short black hair was leaning against my chest.

“Good grief… There’s no way I would date you, Onii-san… After all, you’re so annoying…”

With cake crumbs around her mouth, Amamiya-san closed her eyes. She was mumbling something with a fork still in her mouth.

“E-Excuse me? Amamiya-san?”

“What are you doing, Onii-san? Your hand stopped. You’re supposed to keep petting my head while saying ‘there there,’ you know?”

The demands are increasing, huh?

“The-There there…?”

“Nfufufu ♩ And, you can call me ‘Risa,’ okay? Go ahead, try saying it.”

“Uh? Um, then… Risa-san?”

“Nfufufufu ♩”

Seemingly in a much better mood, Risa-san savored her cake happily. Now might be the time when she’d let me have a little taste of her cake. 

“Excuse me, may I have a bite of the cake?”

“Nfufufu~♩ Nope~ ♩”

Damn it…

In the end, all I could put into my stomach was one plate of plain rice, but the bill was over 10.000 yen. I reluctantly paid the bill under the resentful gaze of the perverted store manager and left the place with the three gyarus.

“Haa… Dating someone is really expensive, huh…”

I sighed deeply and then, I looked at Misaki-san and Ayane-san, who were walking ahead of me. The two of them had been glaring at each other since their argument. 

Well, if I think about it, 10.000 yen is a cheap price to pay since I get to keep those two from breaking up with me. And also… There’s one more person next to me. 

“Hum hum hum~♩”

For some reason, Risa-san was humming a song while linking arms with me. She looked really happy. I wondered what had I done to earn this affection. While admiring the adorable, mascot-like demeanor of this little sister gyaru, a shout came from in front of me. 

“Ossan! What are you drooling over?!”

“Hiii-?!”

The two gyarus walking ahead suddenly turned their heads at me. They looked downright intimidating.

“Why is Risa linking arms with Ossan!?”

“Ueh-?! Thi-This is…”

“Didn’t you say you wouldn’t date Oji-san?”

“Thi-This is… Umm… It’s to make sure I won’t get lost! You see, I’m small, so I might get separated from you all in a crowd!”

The street wasn’t that crowded though. 

“I see. Then, I will take this side.”

Ayane-san linked her arm with mine on the other side. 

“Aaahh! Ayane! That’s cheating! Now there’s no place left for me!”

“First come, first served.”

Ayane-san boasted triumphantly.

“Ugh! Then, I’ll take this!!”

Grip.

Misaki-san hugged my torso and buried her face in my T-shirt.

“Ah~ I really love Ossan’s smellllll!~”

“Ah, Misaki! That’s cheating! I want to smell Oji-san’s scent too!”

“Hey, Misaki! How are we supposed to walk like this?”

“Aaah, this is happiness…”

The sweet scent of three high school girls enveloped me from all sides, melting my brain from the inside. In the end, it took all four of us 20 minutes to get to the multi-entertainment facility, Round Two, where they would be having their competition. 

Even though it should’ve taken us only 10 minutes to get here…

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I was sitting on a chair at the very end lane of the bowling alley, keeping watch over our belongings while glancing over at the lane two spots away. Right now, a young woman, seemingly a university student, was just about to take her shot. 

“Ah, close.”

She didn’t quite land a perfect shot, but she and her two friends seem to be having a great time, chatting and laughing together. Still…

“They’re huge.”

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T/N: ROUND1 is a Japan-based amusement store chain. The amusement centers offer bowling alleys, arcade games, karaoke, and billiards. Round Two is the censorship version of Round1