The Old Man Is Being Shared by Three Gyarus?! ~An Ordinary Salaryman Is Adored by Energetic, Beautiful Gyarus, and His Daily Life With Gyarus Begins Now!~ - 38-39

Chapter 38: Ah, I’m Dead

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We were at the bowling alley inside the multi-entertainment complex. Round Two. I was sitting alone at the very end lane, keeping watch over our belongings when I glanced over at the lane two spots away. A young woman was just about to take her shot. 

“Ah, close.”

She didn’t quite land a perfect shot, but she and her two friends seem to be having a great time, chatting and laughing together. Still…

“They’re huge.”

Her boobs must be about the same size as Ayane-san’s at least. They jiggled when she threw the ball and they bounced when she celebrated her shot. In fact, her boobs even swayed a bit when she sat down. Of course, I didn’t stare on purpose. The lane next to me happened to be empty, so my eyes just happened to wander to their lane. Yep. Totally coincidental. 

But still… That sheer volume of her boobs… Maybe she’s even bigger than Ayane-san?”

“Damn~♡”

“What is it?”

“Well, of course it’s the Onee-san’s bouncing-“

A voice came from behind me. I tilted my head back to respond when I suddenly locked eyes with a beautiful gyaru and a busty gyaru. Both of them were standing behind me while holding their bowling balls in their hands. 

“…”

Ah, I’m dead. 

With terrifyingly sharp gazes, the two of them stared down at me in silence.

“We-Welcome back… Haha…”

They didn’t budge an inch. 

What do I do…? No, maybe… Just maybeeeee… Maybe they didn’t actually hear me.

“Can you tell us more about this Onee-san’s bouncing thing?”

Nope. No such luck. 

“Are you cheating on us already?”

Cheating?!

“N-No~ Of course not… Ah! Tha-That’s right! I will go grab some drinks while I’m at it! You guys must be thirsty from exercising, right? Right??? Okay, I will be right back!”

I swiftly ran away from the two terrifying gyaru, darting out of the box seating and heading straight for the hallway.

“Ah, he ran away.”

“Good grief. Ossan and his obsession with boobs… He’ll be getting a punishment when he’s back for sure.”

“Punishment?”

“That’s right! He needs to make a funny face!”

I really don’t want to go baaaaaaaack…

Feeling utterly deflated by their conversation that faded into the distance, I made my way toward the vending machines near the reception area.

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“Ah, that’s right.”

Just as I was about to buy a third bottle from the vending machine, my hand stopped moving. 

“Might as well share drinks with the gyaru~♩”

I settled for two bottles instead and started heading back to the farthest lane.

I mean, sure, someone might say since we’re officially dating, I could just kiss them like normal, but… This and that are completely different. This is not about kissing or simply touching our lips together. I mean, come on, of course anyone would want to try it at least once, right? That’s right… The exclusive, envy-inducing experience reserved only for the outgoing crowd! Sharing drinks with bubbly gyaru!

“Fuhahahaha! Starting today, I’m officially one of the cool kids!”

My steps felt light. I skipped my way down the hall when I suddenly spotted a small, unsteady figure wobbling ahead.

“…Huh?”

A petite girl with short black hair was carefully making her way forward while cradling a bowling ball in both hands.

“So-So heavy…”

She looked like she might topple over at any moment. 

This is too nerve-wracking to watch! It is my duty as a big brother to help my adorable little sister!

Stuffing the bottles into my back pocket, I approached her from behind.

“Are you okay, Risa?”

“Fueh-?!”

As she tried to turn around, I moved in close to her petite figure, wrapping my arms around her from behind and gently supporting her small hands as they cradled the heavy bowling ball.

“Leave the rest to Onii-chan.”

“Ah, thank you. You really help me a ton, Onii-chan… Hm? Onii-chan?”

Her small head, nestled right around my stomach, slowly tilted up to look at me.

“Yeah, that’s right. It’s me, your Onii-chan.”

I flashed her a warm smile and her round eyes widened. Her face also turned bright red. 

“O-O-O-O-O-Onii-san?!?!?!”

Risa-san’s entire face went beet red. She was practically steaming. 

“You can let go now, Risa-san. I will take it from here.”

“Ye-Yeshhh….”

Suddenly turning meek, she slowly slipped out of my arms. She cast her gaze downward as she murmured her thanks. 

“U-Umm… Thank you very much…”

Adjusting my grip, I lifted the ball with one hand and gently petted her head. 

“No need to thank me. After all, we’re not strangers anymore. If you ever need help, don’t hesitate to rely on me.”

She nodded in response and we started walking to our seat together. She rested her hands against my arms. We looked more like a pair of lovers rather than siblings. And… If were a pair of lovers, that’d mean we could bathe together, sleep in the same bed and deepen our love…

“Phew… Onii-chan is feeling really torn here!~”

“What’s troubling you, Oji-san?”

“You look like you’re having so much fun, huh?”

“Hyaaaihah?!”

Before I realized it, we had already reached our destination and the two gyaru caught me while I was enjoying my time with my adorable little sister. Their faces were downright terrifying. 

“Kneel in seiza.”

“Ye-Yes.”

I’m dead.

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Chapter 39: A Man Should Sit In Seiza. That’s the Key to a Happy Marriage

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“What’s troubling you, Oji-san?”

“You look like you’re having so much fun, huh?”

“Hyaaaihah?!”

Before I realized it, we had already reached our destination and the two gyaru caught me while I was enjoying my time with my adorable little sister. Their faces were downright terrifying. 

“Kneel in seiza.”

“Ye-Yes.”

I’m dead.

I ended up kneeling in seiza in the middle of a bowling alley. Just then, a lively group of young women arrived at the booth next to us. A quartet of college girls and by the looks of it, they must be the popular crowd.

“Wow, I think the last time I went bowling was back in high school… Wait, what are those kids doing?”

Noticing our situation, the four of them giggled among themselves.

“…”

I’m dead. x2

In the end, I was forced to remain in seiza position for about ten minutes while enduring a relentless lecture from the two gyaru, who were looking down at me with their arms crossed together. 

To be honest, I don’t remember much of what they said. I mean, can you blame me? How was I supposed to focus when right in front of me, I could see G-cups boobs being barely contained within the sexy off-shoulder tops? It’s practically impossible for their words to reach my ears. 

“Onii-san, please look this way.”

“Huh?”

Hearing Risa-san’s voice, I turned my head around. 

“Misaki and Ayane-san too. Make a peace sign. Alright. Here I go…”

Click. 

While flashing an adorable peace sign, Risa-san snapped a selfie with the three of us in the background.

“Uh… What exactly was that for…?”

“Oh, this? I figured I’d take a little memento to commemorate this occasion. The title: ‘Pathetic Onii-san Gets Scolded by Gyaru at the Bowling Alley.’ I’ll send it to my school friends later~♩”

“…”

I’m dead. x3

“Pfft… Ahahaha!”

“Damn! Risa, you’re hilarious!”

Ayane-san and Misaki-san burst into laughter, clutching their stomachs from how hard they were laughing. 

Yeah. Fine. Laugh all you want!

“Ah… That’s so hilarious… Risa, send me and Misaki the picture later, okay?”

“Of course.”

“You know what? That laugh really cleared my head. Alright. Misaki, shall we get started on our match?”

“Ayane, you’re so motivated! Too bad for you, I’m super good at sports!”

“Oho? I may not look like it, but I’m actually quite athletic myself. Looks like this will be a close match.”

“Well then, I will just quietly enjoy a peaceful round of bowling with Onii-san over here~.”

Risa-san said while polishing a bowling ball with a cloth dutifully.

“Huh?”

“Huh?”

Ayane-san and Misaki-san immediately froze at Risa-san’s casual remark. 

“Umm… Onii-san? I don’t have much experience with bowling, so if I mess up, please teach me the proper throwing technique, okay?”

Since they seemed to have let me off the hook, I broke out of seiza and stood up.

“Of course! I’m more than ready to teach you! If you’d like, I can give you a full-on, hands-on, close-up lesson!”

“Fufufu~ It’s alright. You don’t need to go that far, really.”

“Hahaha! No need to hold back, Risa-san! I’ll give you a special ultra-close lesson!”

“Fufufu. Geez, what are you even saying, Onii-san? …Should I call the police?”

Still smiling, Risa-san casually pointed her index finger at the emergency call number. The number 110 was already entered on her phone, ready to be called. 

“Hahaha… Haha… Ha…. My apologies. I’m sorry for getting carried awaaaaaaaaay!!”

“As long as you understand. Please be more careful from now on, okay?”

Risa-san said with a sweet smile adorning her face. 

“Hey, hey, Ayane? Ossan and Risa… They look like they’re having a blast, don’t they?”

“Yeah… You know what, Misaki? I will let you have first dibs on doing naughty stuff with Oji-san. Let’s just enjoy bowling together with everyone like normal.”

“Ah! I just got a great idea!”

“Hm? A great idea?”

“Yeah! We should do it together! The naughty stuff! We both can get Ossan’s dick at the same time!”

Misaki-san said with a confident thumbs-up.

“That’s not a bad idea. If we both go at him together, I bet OJi-san won’t be able to stand afterward.”

Forget standing. I’d probably ascend straight to heaven.

“Risa! We’re going to forgo our match! Let’s all just bowl together!”

“Eh? Really?”

“Since we’re already here, why don’t we compete together? All four of us. It’ll be more exciting that way.”

“Then, the loser has to make a funny face in front of everyone!”

“That means I will need to make a funny face in front of everyone! It’s obvious I’m going to lose!”

Risa-san exclaimed, looking utterly devastated. Feeling bad for her, I gently placed a reassuring hand on her shoulder.

“Come on now, Risa-san. Let’s at least give it a shot first. You might actually do better than you think.”

“Y-Yeah, you’re right!”

“That’s the spirit! And don’t worry, Risa-san! I’ll make sure to save a perfect shot of your ‘funny face’ on my phone!”

I said with a thumbs-up and Risa-san’s big, round eyes started welling up with tears.

“Ayaaaneee-saaaan! Onii-san is bullying meee!”

Crying, Risa-san threw herself into Ayane-san’s G-cup oobs. Ayane-san patted her head gently. 

I’ll have to get her to do that for me someday, too.

“Hmm… Indeed, if we play like normal, Oji-san will have the upper hand. Should we give him a handicap?”

A handicap?

“Alright. Then… Ossan! You need to use the heaviest ball!”

“The heaviest one…?”

I picked up a nearby 16-pound ball as a test.

“Ugh!? This is way too heavy!?”

This… I’m supposed to throw this with one hand…?

“Alright, let’s get started! I’ll do the opening shot!”

“Yay!”

“Yay!”

“Wait, hold on—!”

Ka-thunk!

Signaling the start of the match, the ball that Misaki-san threw made a satisfying crisp sound.

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