The Old Man Is Being Shared by Three Gyarus?! ~An Ordinary Salaryman Is Adored by Energetic, Beautiful Gyarus, and His Daily Life With Gyarus Begins Now!~ - 35-36

Chapter 35: A Gyaru Who Is Pure in Both Heart and Body ♡

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“Is ‘sharing’ different from cheating?”

Amamiya-san asked Ayane-san. The little sister gyaru looked somewhat curious. 

“They’re totally different. By cheating, you’re dating someone else in secret. Misaki and I are different. We do everything openly. We keep in touch with each other and when I want to go on a date with Oji-san, I just tell Misaki outright.”

“But if we do so, our dates will definitely overlap!”

“When they do overlap, we can just go on a date together as a trio, like today.”

“Oh! I see!”

“I totally don’t mind it if it’s with you, Misaki.”

“Ayane! I feel the same! I’m totally okay if it’s Ayane too! Oh, but, if we go on a date as three and then when we stay the night…”

Misaki-san started to smirk at that.

“Wouldn’t that turn into a 3P? I’ve never done that, though!!”

“Oi-?!”

The gyaru were getting all excited in the middle of the day at the family restaurant.

“I’ve never done that either, but I’m sure Oji-san knows how to do it. Right?”

“Th-There’s no way I would know how!”

“But you’ve seen it, right? After all, Ossan, you watch porn videos to jerk off every day!”

“Oiii!”

“You must’ve watched porn harem with two gyarus yesterday.”

“Ugh-?!”

She was right on the mark. 

“Ossan, your face is all red!”

“Oji-san, you’re so cute.”

I was completely flustered with these two gyarus teasing me. Not to mention, there was another gyaru beside me. However, for some reason, her face was as red as mine. She was as flustered as I was. 

“M-Misaki, Ayane-san, hurry up and eat your meat! It’s a shame to let it get cold when it’s so delicious!”

With her cheeks dyed red, Amamiya-san cutely scoffed.

“Good grief!”

Then she continued munching on her steak. 

“Risa, your face is red too.”

“Huh?! My face is not red at all!”

And now, the gyaru’s attention shifted to Amamiya-san.

“You know~ Risa is bad at lewd talks. She always blushes like this when we talk about lewd stuff.”

“Oh my. How adorable.”

“Wait, Misaki?! Why are you talking about me?! I’m not the main topic here!”

“There’s no need to be embarrassed! It’s okay to be bad at it. Because Risa is super pure in both heart and body! She’s a virgin, after all!”

“-!?”

For a moment, time seemed to freeze.

“MI-MI-MI-MISAKIIIIIIIIII?!?!??!”

Having her secret exposed, Amamiya-san stood abruptly. Her scream echoing through the family restaurant. 

“Risa, calm down. This is a family restaurant, after all.”

“BUT AYANE-SAAAAN???”

Amamiya-san was close to tears. 

“I know. Misaki is in the wrong here. There are things you should and shouldn’t say in public. Misaki, apologize to Risa.”

Ayane-san said while hand-chopping Misaki on the head lightly. 

“So-Sorry, Risa…”

“Ugh! I can’t believe it!!”

After Misaki-san apologized with a troubled smile on her face, Amamiya-san slumped down on her seat with a huff. 

“Are you okay, Amamiya-san?”

I touched her head gently and asked about her condition as she sulked next to me. Since she didn’t seem to mind my touch, I continued to stroke her head gently. Her black hair with streaks of blue was silky smooth. They were nice to touch. 

“Onii-san…”

“Ah, I’m sorry. You don’t like to be petted?”

“This is all your fault, Onii-san.”

“Huh?”

“That’s right. I also think Oji-san is in the wrong here.”

Following Amamiya-san, Ayane started saying the same thing.

“Huh? It’s my fault?!”

“That’s right!”

Suddenly sitting up straight, Amamiya-san glared at me with teary eyes. 

“Everything is Onii-san’s fault! Apologize properly for embarrassing me in public!”

“Huh…?”

No, no, isn’t she being a bit too unreasonable? 

I glanced at Ayane-san for support, but she only nodded in agreement. 

Haah… It can’t be helped. 

“I’m sorry, Amamiya-san…”

Although I still didn’t feel I was in the wrong, I apologized anyway. Amamiya-san crossed her arms and turned her face away from me with a huff. 

“I’ll forgive you this once. But in return, you have to console me by patting my head. Of course, you’ll have to keep petting me until we finish eating lunch.”

“Huh? Pat your head?”

“Yes. Do it gently and wholeheartedly.”

Why…?

“Of course, you need to keep going until we finish dessert!”

“I-I understand…”

There’s no helping it.

As I started to pat Amamiya-san’s head gently as per her instruction, she continued eating. She still looked grumpy though. 

Just what am I even doing here…?

“Risa, I’m so jealous. I want to be petted too…”

Misaki-san stared at me enviously. 

Ah, Misaki-san is so adorable. I want to pat her head right away.

“Hey! Onii-san! Your hand is slacking!”

“I’m sorry!”

I got scolded. It seemed I couldn’t do anything until this girl’s mood improved.

“Fufu~”

Ayane-san chuckled softly at Amamiya-san, who was still sulking while eating. 

“Risa likes it too, huh?”

“Likes what?”

“Oji-san’s hand. His hands are big and they feel good, right?”

“Ueh-?!”

At that, Amamiya-san’s face turned bright red.

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T/N: So Amamiya-san is a tsundere imouto gyaru!~ ꉂ (≧ヮ≦)

Chapter 36: The Old Man Evolving Into an Eroge Protagonist

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“Risa likes it too, huh?”

Ayane-san, who had been watching Amamiya-san with a warm smile as I patted her head, said so. 

“Likes what?”

“Oji-san’s hand. His hands are big and they feel good, right?”

“Ueh-?!”

At that, Amamiya-san’s face turned bright red.

“Tha-Tha-Tha-That’s not true! I don’t like his hands or anything!”

Flustered, Amamiya-san  quickly shoveled the remaining food into her mouth. Then, she immediately pressed the call staff button.

Ding-dong.

“Thank you for waiting! May I take your order?”

Rushing over at lightning speed once again was none other than the manager, Yamamoto. This guy was definitely doing this on purpose. Yamamoto glanced at me, who was still patting Amamiya-san’s head. He then grinned to himself.

This guy… He’s so disgusting. 

“We’d like some dessert, please! Hic—”

A small, cute hiccup escaped her, making Amamiya shrink in embarrassment, her face turning even redder.

Ah, I really want to make her my little sister. 

“Understood! I’ll bring it right away! And how about you, Mr.Three-Timing Bastard?”

“Huh?”

“Mr. Absolute Trash for Deceiving Three Girls, would you like to order anything?”

Yamamoto taunted me with a huge grin on his face. 

Shut uppppp. He’s so annoying. Don’t take the bait, me. That’s exactly what he wants.

“Nah, I’m go—”

“Manager-san! Ossan isn’t three-timing anyone! Because from now on, we’re going to ‘share’ him!”

Misaki-san suddenly said without any ounce of shame. 

“Wai-?!”

The person I didn’t want to know the most just found out about our bizarre dynamic. 

“Ooooh… So does that mean… He’s dating all of you?”

Yamamoto’s grin suddenly disappeared from his face. 

“That’s right, Manager-san! We’re going to go on dates together, stay the night at Ossan’s place together and we will also do lewd things together!”

“Huh? All together?”

Yamamoto’s eyes darted between us, full of disbelief. 

‘Is this for real?’ 

He silently asked. 

‘No, I mean, I just found out about this myself, you know?’

I silently responded with my eyes before I opened my mouth.

“Look, Yamamoto. Whatever you’re imagining—”

“We’re done. I’m cutting ties with you.”

“Hah!?”

Yamamoto was smiling, but his eyes weren’t at all.

“Don’t ever set foot in my store again, you damn Eroge Protagonist.”

Leaving behind that parting shot with a forced grin, he walked away while exuding a dark, ominous aura. 

The heck with him?

“Wait-!? Misaki?! What do you mean by that?”

The moment Yamamoto was gone, Amamiya-san shot to her feet.

“Don’t lump the three of us together like that! Now it looks like I’m dating him too!”

“It’s fine, isn’t it? You don’t have a boyfriend anyway.”

“That’s not the point!”

“Oooh? You don’t have a boyfriend, Risa? But you’re so cute. If I were a guy, I wouldn’t leave you alone.”

“Risa has high standards. She gets confessed to all the time at school, but she turns everyone down.”

“I don’t have high standards or anything though…”

“Then why do you never date? You always refuse everyone.”

“That’s… Well… It’s just that all the guys seem kinda childish…”

Risa-san, who had been standing, said gingerly before sinking back onto the sofa in embarrassment. 

“Yeah. I agree with you on that. I feel the same too… Ah! That’s right.”

Ayane-san clapped her hands as if she had just thought of a good idea. 

“Then, why don’t you try dating Oji-san too, Risa? I mean, Oji-san is an adult after all.”

“Wha-Wha-What are you talking about?”

Turning bright red, Amamiya-san flailed her hands in panic. 

“I don’t mind, you know? I’d be fine sharing Oji-san with Risa. What about you, Misaki?”

“Of course I’m fine with it! Other girls are off-limits, but Risa is special, so she gets a pass!”

Misaki-san said with a confident thumbs-up.

“While we’re on the topic, why don’t you have your ‘first time’ with Oji-san too?”

“Ooooh, that’s a great idea!”

Misaki gave a double thumbs-up in approval.

“Fi-Fi-Fi-Fi-Fi-First time?!?!?!”

“Fi-Fi-Fi-Fi-Fi-First time?!?!?!”

My voice and Amamiya-san’s overlapped perfectly in sheer disbelief.

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