The Old Man Is Being Shared by Three Gyarus?! ~An Ordinary Salaryman Is Adored by Energetic, Beautiful Gyarus, and His Daily Life With Gyarus Begins Now!~ - 117-118

Chapter 117: Nagumo Girls☆彡

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“…Blindfolded condensed milk banana…”

“-Hiii!!”

Kaede-san, the female Terminator, shot me a murderous glare. Her ferocity completely ruined the adorable retro maid apron outfit she was wearing. 

“I won’t let Ojou-sama do anything indecent…”

She was already aware of the secret conversation between Maria-san and me. The pressure she exuded was so intense that I could almost hear the sound effect ‘gogogogogo’…. 

At this rate… I’ll be terminated by her!?

Just when I thought I was doomed, when all hope seemed lost—

“Ah, it’s Kaede-san.”

“Oh, you’re right. It’s Kaede-san.”

“She’s dressed like a store clerk. I wonder why?”

The group of gyaru, who had been enjoying a three-shot photo session with their drinks in hand, finally noticed the clearly out-of-place employee.

“Ah…”

Kaede-san’s expression briefly showed a hint of ‘Oops…’ before she casually pulled out a pair of round glasses from her pouch. Just when I was wondering what she was up to, she quietly put them on and, facing the gyarus and said—

“I am not Kaede-san. As you can see, I am just a passing-by store clerk. Kyapi!~ Kyapi!~”

The self-proclaimed passing-by store clerk struck a sideways peace sign with a completely straight face.

“…”

Our table fell into dead silence.

T-The peace sign doesn’t suit her at all… No, wait, isn’t this level of deception way too obvious?! Only a child will get tricked by this!

I was left speechless by the sheer absurdity of the situation, while the gyarus were staring blankly in shock. After a brief moment of silence, they spoke up.

“Oh geez~! So she’s not Kaede-san!”

…Huh?

“Yeah, no way. There’s no way the serious and uptight Kaede-san would do a sideways peace sign and say ‘kyapi kyapi.'”

“Totally different person.”

I-It worked!?!?

I was so shocked I nearly fell out of my chair.

No way, do these gyarus have eyes or not!? They’re already back to their photo session like nothing happened!? I’m seriously worried about their future. I-I need to stay strong…

Kaede-san, on the other hand, wiped her forehead in relief. It seemed she was glad that she hadn’t been exposed. No, no, no. Normally, that level of deception wouldn’t fool anyone, okay?

“You really dodged a bullet there, Nagumo-sama.”

If those three had recognized her, would she have actually killed me…?

“Now then, allow me to present this to you once again. Here is your warabi mochi drink… ‘citric acid flavor.'”

Kaede-san placed a cup with an extra-thick straw in front of me.

Oi, oi, where’s my roasted soybean with brown sugar syrup flavor disappears!?

“So this time, it’s a sour one?”

“Yes. I decided to push the limits a little.”

You didn’t have to!

“Um, can I ask you something?”

“Sure.”

“Kaede-san, do you like me by any chance?”

“…Haa????”

She glared at me hard.

“I mean, you went out of your way to personally make me a dessert, so I was thinking maybe you had a thing for me?”

“Are you stupid? Obviously, I’m harassing you.”

I was just joking, but she completely shut me down.

“If you’re thinking of adding me to the ‘Nagumo Girls’ or whatever, give up. I absolutely won’t join it.”

…Nagumo Girls?

“Sigh… I really don’t see what’s so great about this guy…”

“Well, obviously, it’s my mature, overflowing sex appeal—”

“Yeah, no. Not even.”

She cut me off before I could even finish my words.

“I’ve talked too much. I’ll take my leave now.”

Just as she was about to walk away from our table, Kaede-san suddenly turned back.

“I assume you understand this already, but just because Maria-sama is kind to you, don’t let it get to your head.”

“I won’t.”

I’m only fooling around with the imagination in my mind, so it’s fine. It’s not like I will do anything for real.

“If you try anything funny, I won’t let it slide. I’m watching everything.”

With that, Kaede-san formed a V-sign with her fingers, pointed at her eyes, then turned it towards me.

Ah, that’s that “watching you” hand sign from Hollywood movies. So that’s how you do it… Seriously, just who is this woman?

“You got something to say?”

“Oh, no. I was just thinking… Since you’re always watching me, maybe Kaede-san actually does like—”

“I will kill you.”

The female Terminator shot me a sharp glare before walking away while emanating a dark aura from her back.

“…”

Maybe she’s just someone who doesn’t get jokes. Well, I’ll just think of her as a tsundere heroine with an extra strong tsun side. …Though I have a feeling the dere side will never come.

“…Alright then.”

Time to dig in! A lovingly handmade dessert from a tsundere heroine who’s too shy to be honest!

I took a sip through the extra-thick straw. Slurp.

“…NNNSSSUUUUUUUUUHHHHH!?”

Zero sweetness. Pure sourness. An overwhelmingly sharp flavor that made me scrunch my mouth to the extreme in agony.

“Nagumo-kun, funny face. Very good.”

No, I wasn’t trying to make you laugh though.

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It was just past 1:00 PM. Having finished my drink, I was waiting for the three of them to decide on our next destination when I received a LINE notification.

Ayane

【I’ve arrived at school.】

【Tsubasa and Itsuki-kun are with me too.】

“Alright! Then let’s go pick up Ayane first!”

With Misaki-san, Risa-san and Maria-san in tow, we headed toward the main gate of the school.

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Chapter 118: My Wife Holding Dango in Both Hands

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Together with Misaki-san, Risa-san, and Maria-san, I headed toward the front gate, where Ayane-san was waiting.

Having just finished the ultra-sour drink after the ultra-spicy dessert, my mouth was practically screaming in agony. I needed to neutralize it with Ayane-mama’s sweet, rich milk as soon as possible~♡ Or, well, something like that.

“Nagumo-kun is imitating an octopus now. He’s so good at it.”

“…Ahaha.”

As I forced a smile to cover up the catastrophic mistake of making a baby-face in the middle of the bustling school festival, the front gate came into view. The first to notice the succubus sisters’ arrival was the ever-energetic Machida-kun.

“Whoa! Amamiya-san’s cosplay is seriously insane!”

“Wa-Wa-Wah! Machida-kun! Keep your voice down!”

Risa-san hurried over in a panic.

“Oh! S-Sorry!”

Machida-kun was good-looking, yet unbelievably pure. Standing next to Risa-san, who was just as pure, they looked like an adorably fresh-faced couple. …Not that I’d ever let that happen, though.

Misaki-san followed next.

“Tsubasa-cchi, long time no see! Still as handsome as ever!”

Smack!

“Ugh…! Tha-Thanks, Misaki-chan. You’re as energetic as ever too, huh? Haha…”

“You bet!”

Misaki-san gave a confident thumbs-up.

Still, seeing Tsubasa-kun, Misaki-san, and Ayane-san together… They seriously looked like something out of a picture. No matter which pairing you chose, it’d be a stunningly good-looking couple. They had the vibe of a love-triangle romcom’s main cast—tense, thrilling, and full of drama. …Not that I’d ever let happen either, though.

“Ayane, you’re totally living the dream, sandwiched between two handsome guys!”

“If it’s only two boys, wouldn’t it be more like dango on both hands instead?”

That just sounds like she’s literally holding dango on both hands, my dear little sister. The right word is “having a flower in both hands”…..

Watching the two of them go back and forth, Ayane-san chuckled softly.

“Sorry for making you wait. By the way, Misaki, Risa… You two look incredible.”

“It’s crazy cute, right? So cute, right!?”

“Misaki, what are you talking about? What Ayane-san really means is that we look embarrassing!”

“That’s not true, Risa. I think you both look really cute.”

“Ehh~♡ Ayane-san thinks so too~?♡ You know, I’ve actually started liking it quite a bit myself~♡”

“Risa, you’re squirming around… Super gross.”

“…Hah???”

Oh no. Risa-san snapped. (Third time today.)

“All right, that’s it, punk! We’re settling this here and now!!”

Just as the succubus sisters launched into another one of their playful chases, we finally reached Ayane-san and her friends from the other school.

“Misaki-san and Risa-san’s little devil costumes suit them so well, don’t they?”

“Oh, Oji-san. Yeah, totally.”

“Onii-san! It’s been a while!”

“Master! Long time no see!”

Maybe let’s not go with ‘Master,’ Machida-kun? …Wait, huh?

For some reason, the three of them suddenly froze in place. They were still smiling, but they weren’t moving an inch. I waved a hand in front of their faces.

“Heeey.”

Jingle, jangle.

Their expressions darkened instantly.

“…Hey, Oji-san…”

“Onii-san…”

“Master…”

“Y-Yeah…?”

A heavy silence hung in the air for a few seconds.

“…Don’t tell me you’re cheating on me?!”

“Are you cheating!?”

“You’re cheating!?”

“Wha—?! Che-Cheating…? What are you even—ah.”

With furrowed brows, Ayane-san, Tsubasa-kun, and Machida-kun all stared at the same thing.

“Wow, amazing. Everyone is so in sync.”

Clap clap clap.

Jingle jangle.

Clapping enthusiastically with our cuffed hands, her ample chest bouncing with each movement. Indeed. There stood the mini-skirt police girl, Maria-san.

“……”

A-A-A-A-A-AHHHHH?!?!

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