The Old Man Is Being Shared by Three Gyarus?! ~An Ordinary Salaryman Is Adored by Energetic, Beautiful Gyarus, and His Daily Life With Gyarus Begins Now!~ - 108-109

Chapter 108:Maria (17), Practicing How to Confess

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It was past noon. After we finished promoting the cafe all around the school…

“I’m hungry.”

Maria-san said, so we decided to grab a bite to eat on a bench in the courtyard. It was the duty of a follower to satisfy Saint-sama’s hunger. Maria-san sat beside me, holding a pair of disposable chopsticks in one hand and started counting on her fingers.

“Holding hands… Kissing… Feeding each other… There’s so much you can do once you’re lovers.”

“Fufu~ That’s right. “

She looked like an elementary schooler fascinated by romance, which was kind of endearing to see. But what brought this on all of a sudden though? Ever since she finished the fortune-telling session, she had been talking about “things couples do” nonstop.

“Oh, there’s one more.”

“Hm? What is it?”

Maria-san lifted her pinky.

“Showing one’s penis. It’s important.”

“………..”

I see Saint-sama is very curious about certain parts of the male anatomy. 

I gently lowered her pinky.

“Well… Let’s eat our yakisoba before it gets cold.”

“Okay.”

Sitting on both our laps were piping hot yakisoba we had just bought from a food stall. Even though she had already eaten nearly two full servings of omurice just an hour ago, she hadn’t picked a light snack, but instead went for a rich, sauce-covered yakisoba.

Slurp, munch munch…

Misaki-san also had quite the appetite, but Maria-san might surpass even her.

“…Munch. Yakisoba, delicious.”

“Fufu~ I’m glad to hear that.”

Since one of my hands was still cuffed to hers, we took turns eating the noodles. Yeah, the yakisoba definitely looked good. Since it was lunchtime, many other visitors were also enjoying their meals in the courtyard like us. But still…

“Taka-kun~♡ Here, say ahh~♡”

“Ahh~♡”

The obnoxious couple on the bench next to us was really grating on my nerves… Judging by their matching class T-shirts, they were probably students from this school.

“Mmm~♡ Ayu-ayu’s yakisoba is the best in the world~♡”

“Oh, you~♡ Taka-kun, you got sauce on your lips~♡ Let me wipe it off for you~♡”

Cut it out with the public displays of affection already!

Silently, I wiped the sauce off Maria-san’s lips with a tissue while mentally screaming at the couple. But they showed no sign of noticing my annoyance. They were completely lost in their own little world. 

Seriously, kids these days are…!

Munch munch…

Maria-san, still stuffing her cheeks with yakisoba, watched the lovey-dovey couple curiously.

“They’re feeding each other, so that means they’re lovers?”

“Yes.”

A rather cringeworthy pair, though.

“How do people become lovers?”

“How…? Well… I suppose if you confess to the person you like, and they accept, that makes you a couple.”

“How do you confess? Is it hard?”

“It’s not hard. You just have to tell the person you like, ‘I like you.’ Well, you might get nervous, though.”

“Ohh, I see.”

I see. Maybe she actually had someone she was interested in but just hadn’t mentioned it to Misaki-san and the others. Alright! In that case, I should step up and help her out!

“If you’re worried about that, do you want to practice confessing? I can be your practice partner if you’d like.”

“I’ll try it.”

“Fufu~ Alright, let’s face each other then.”

Maria-san and I turned toward each other while still sitting on the bench.

“All set. You can start whenever you’re ready.”

“Okay.”

Maria-san locked eyes with me and practiced her confession.

“I liiiiike you.”

“Bwuh—!!”

That long, drawn-out, almost toddler-like confession was way too adorable!! 

Maria (17), you’re the best~♡

“Was that weird?”

“A-Ah, no! Not weird at all! Haha…”

Damn it, I let my guard down. Her naturally drawn-out confession made me smile before I could stop myself. I had to get serious for Maria-san’s sake. 

“Ahem… Why don’t we try again?”

“Okay.”

I straightened my back, bracing myself for impact.

“I liiiiike you.”

“Oho~♡”

“Liiiike…”

“Ohoho~♡”

“I liiiiike you.”

Whoa, whoa~♡ That way of confessing is way too cute~♡ I could get addicted to this. But… Something felt off. At this rate, the confession would feel more like ‘like’ rather than ‘love’…. How should I fix this…

“I liiiiike you.”

Well, whatever, it’s cute, so who cares~♡

“Waaah!! Boyfriend-kun, you’re totally smitten with Maria-chan!!”

Just as I had let my guard down, a voice suddenly called out from right beside me.

“&#A$%B€〆=@!?”

I let out an unintelligible sound and nearly tumbled off the bench.

“Boyfriend-kun, you’re panicking way too much!”

Before I knew it, two girls in matching class T-shirts were standing in front of the bench.

“Ah, it’s Eri-chan and Aoi-chan.”

Apparently, they were Maria-san’s friends. One of them seemed like a lively girl, while the other…

“…Gross.”

She shot me a cold glare.

“…”

So harsh.

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Chapter 109: A High Schooler With I(AI) Is Shocking

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Apparently, Maria-san’s two friends were here to take pictures with her. 

“Eri-chan, Aoi-chan, did you come to see me? I’m so happy. Hug~”

Maria-san stood up and hugged both of them as a greeting.

“Huug~”

“Ahahaha! Maria-chan! It tickles!~”

There it was. Saint-sama’s signature move. The Hug Attack that was brimming with motherly love. It seemed hugging her classmate was her habit. Not only her two friends, but Maria-san had also hugged the upperclassmen and underclassmen who called out to her. Everyone welcomed Maria-san’s warm embrace, and some fans even nearly fainted from joy, squealing, “M-Maria-shamaaa~♡♡♡.”

“Come to think of it…”

I hadn’t seen her hug a guy even once. Maybe being hugged by her was some kind of proof of being her lover?

“Okay, smile! I’m taking the picture~”

Not wanting to get in the way of their trio photo, I stretched out my hand—still cuffed to Maria-san’s—and took a step back.

“Yup! Looks great! Boyfriend-san is in the shot too!”

…Huh?

“Oh, you’re right. We’ll have to use the magic eraser later.”

This is bad. …Wait, no.

“Uh, I’m not actually this girl’s boyfrie—”

“Aaanyway! Maria-chan! Showing off in broad daylight, huh~?”

“Hm? What do you mean?”

“Oh, come on, don’t play dumb~”

“Eri, that’s enough. We’re done here, so let’s get going.”

“Yeah! We wouldn’t want to be in the way of these lovebirds~!”

After wrapping up their photo session with Maria-san, the two of them headed toward the school entrance.

“So Maria-chan’s I-cup belongs to her boyfriend now, huh?”

“All the guys who love big boobs and were aiming for Maria-chan are done for!”

Laughing among themselves, they disappeared into the school building.

“Umm…”

In the end, I never got the chance to explain to them that I wasn’t her boyfriend, but more importantly… I glanced down at the two prominent bulges stretching out her police shirt. I had already thought they were big, but…I didn’t expect it to be that big. 

Gulp…

Breaking news. Maria (17), confirmed to have I-cup. A high schooler with an I-cup… I was beyond shocked.

Tug, tug.

I was staring at the voluptuous bulge, completely fixated on those massive twin melons in front of me when someone tugged on my sleeve. 

“Hey, hey. Was that the right way to confess?”

“…Huh? Confess? Oh! R-right!”

I hurriedly snapped my gaze back up.

“I think the confession earlier really captured the essence of Maria-san. It was a pretty good confession! Haha~”

“I’m glad.”

Safe.

“Oh, right! I have a suggestion about that.”

“What is it?”

“When you confess, you might want to try hugging the person you like while doing it. Like how you hugged your friends earlier with a ‘huuug~’ like so.”

“Why?”

“Well, because I believe doing so will help convey Maria-san’s feelings even better to the person you confessed to! I can say with confidence that your confession will definitely be accepted if you do it like that!”

I gave her a thumbs-up. A beautiful gyaru with I-cup boobs hugging a guy… Pressing her boobs against him… Yeah. That guy would be a goner for sure. 

“Got it. I’ll do it during the real deal.”

Maria-san puffed out her chest and gave me a thumbs-up in return.

“Fufu~ I’m rooting for you. …Wait, huh?”

Did she just say ‘during the real deal’…? So, does that mean she already has someone specific in mind? So… Does that mean these boobs are about to belong to some guy? W-Wait a second, I’m not mentally prepared for this—

Tug, tug.

While I was frozen, unable to accept this harsh reality, someone tugged at my sleeve.

“I want to try that next.”

“Huh? That?”

I turned in the direction Maria-san was pointing. On the bench next to us, a couple who had been feeding each other yakisoba earlier was now snuggled up close, flirting without a care in the world. 

“Huh?”

The boyfriend had his arm around his girlfriend’s shoulders, whispering sweet words into her ear.

“Sit.”

Following Maria-san’s lead, I sat back down on the bench.

“I’m going to practice now.”

“Huh? Practice that?”

But wait, isn’t that already the real thing? I mean, if she presses her body against me like that… I think I’m going to lose control. I feel bad for her, but I have to refuse!

“Um, Maria-sa—”

“Guess who!!”

Suddenly, someone covered my eyes from behind. The hands were small and very warm.

“Hint~! Someone that Ossan likes!!”

Oh, so that’s the game you want to play, huh?

“Ah, Mii-chan and Rii-cha—”

“(Maria-chan, shhh!)”

Hearing those two familiar voices, I couldn’t help but smile.

“Fufu~ Let’s see… These hands belong to…”

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