The Old Man Is Being Shared by Three Gyarus?! ~An Ordinary Salaryman Is Adored by Energetic, Beautiful Gyarus, and His Daily Life With Gyarus Begins Now!~ - 10

Chapter 10: Magic Words

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“All my friends were praising you, you know? They said it’s amazing that you don’t make moves on high school girls like me!”

“That’s… I was just being a coward…”

“Is that so? But everyone was saying you didn’t kiss or touch me because you respect me. They told me they’re super jealous of me. So, I think you’re much better than Aoki-kun or Takahashi-kun—”

Ping!

Notification sound came from her phone. 

Ping! Ping! Ping!

Followed by more and more notifications. Her phone started ringing repeatedly. Probably replies from her friends. 

Ugh… I really don’t want to hear their thoughts on my humiliating photo…

“The heck! This is crazy! Everyone is saying the same thing!”

Misaki-san started to laugh heartily after checking the messages. 

“What are they saying?”

“Everyone’s saying, ‘He’s not an old man, but a big brother!’ Even though you’re clearly an old man.”

“Ah…”

I opted to not give any clear answer and Misaki-san looked back and forth between my face and her phone before she tilted her head to the side. 

“Huh…? Don’t tell me… I was wrong?”

I nodded quietly, not saying anything and the gyaru looked utterly shocked. She looked as if she had been hit by lightning. 

“Huh…? For real…?”

“Just so you know, I’m only 27 years old…”

“Ah, I see, I see… I mean, sorry about that? Then… Should I start calling you ‘big brother’ instead of ‘old man’ from now on?”

After clearing her throat a bit, Misaki-san turned around to look at me. She then tried to give it a go, albeit awkwardly. 

“Bi-…. Bi-Bi-Bi-Bi-… Big bro-…”

“Geez. It’s fine. You can keep calling me ‘old man,’ I don’t really mind either way.”

I couldn’t bear to watch her struggling to say ‘big brother’ any longer.

“Haaaah, thank goodness!”

The gyaru let out a big sigh and clasped her hands together in apology. 

“I-I’m sorry, old man! In the end, it doesn’t feel right to call you anything but ‘old man’ for me…”

“It’s okay. I feel more comfortable being called ‘old man’ by you too.”

I gave her a thumbs-up and Misaki-san jumped in joy before hugging my arm. 

“Thanks, old man!”

“Oi-! Wai-! You’re too close!”

“It’s fine, isn’t it? I’m just hugging your arm. After all, we’re only going to be more lovey-dovey from now on!~ It’s lovey-dovey date time!~ “

“Lovey-dovey date time?!”

“That’s right! It’s time to go to the holy land for high school girls, McDonald’s!”

“Huh?! Wa-Wait!”

While holding my arm firmly within her embrace, Misaki-san dragged me through the crowded area in front of the station. 

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“One teriyaki burger set and…”

“Ah, I’m going to get the fried shrimp set. Old man, what are you going to get for a drink?”

It was past 6 PM. We were standing at the counter of a certain fast-food restaurant in front of the station. I was looking at the menu with my arm still linked to this gyaru. Who would’ve thought that at this age I’d be ordering a burger while linking arms with a gyaru.

Life is really full of surprises. 

“Please put everything in one tab.”

“Huh? Really? But you already treated me yesterday though?”

“It’s just Mcdonald’s. It’s not expensive, so you don’t need to worry about it. Ah, no sugar or milk for me.”

“Thanks, old man! As thanks, how about I add the sheer blue panties into today’s video? My butt looks really hot in that, you know?”

“Butt?!”

“Sheer?!”

My voice harmonized perfectly with the cashier lady’s. 

Misaki-san, I’m genuinely happy for your consideration, but please! Not now!!!

“Wi-Will that be all? Is there anything else you’d like to add to your order?”

The cashier lady’s smile stiffened considerably. I nodded to her, my gesture was as stiff as her as I quickly gave her the money to pay for our order. Then, I slid over to the adjacent pick-up counter at the speed of light.

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After receiving our order at the pick-up counter, I followed Misaki-san up the stairs. 

Glance~

Right in front of my eyes, I could see the beautiful gyaru’s short skirt swinging playfully. Well, of course. Any guy would take a look, right? The length of her uniform skirt was perfectly adjusted to tease, barely seen, barely covered. Not to mention her absolutely breathtaking beauty. Of course every man in the street would take a second glance to look at her. 

When we were in front of the station… On our way to McDonald’s… Even while we were waiting in line at the counter… She was the center of attention for all the men around. She didn’t seem to mind though, but for someone like me who wasn’t used to attention, I could clearly feel other guys’ gazes on us. Not to mention, people were clearly comparing me and her. I could see it in their eyes. In fact, there were not a few men who spoke their thoughts out loud.

At first, I took it to heart and felt somewhat hurt, but I didn’t feel that way anymore. I had come to terms that all their snide remarks were nothing but jealousy toward me and I was able to think like that thanks to the magic words that Misaki-san had bestowed upon me. 

“Don’t worry, old man. They’re just potatoes.”

Seeing her said that with a haughty expression on her face… I found myself thinking how cool she was. Indeed. To her, all those men around us were nothing more than ‘potatoes.’

“Haah… Good grief…”

When we finally reached the second floor of the shop, Misaki-san, who was about to take a seat, was being bothered by those ‘potatoes.’ I didn’t stay silent. I called out to her. 

“Misaki, come on. Let’s go to the third floor.”

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