The Old Man Is Being Shared by Three Gyarus?! ~An Ordinary Salaryman Is Adored by Energetic, Beautiful Gyarus, and His Daily Life With Gyarus Begins Now!~ - 11

Chapter 11: The Gyaru Is More Than Ready to Welcome the Old Man’s Thing♡

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After leading Misaki-san up to the third floor, I was placing the tray down at a two-person seat near the stairs when suddenly, she started tugging on my arm. 

“This way!”

“Huh?”

She pulled me toward the back of the floor. She seemed a bit irritated though. Was it because I called her just “Misaki” without honorifics, even though we weren’t dating? But I only knew her first name…

“Hey!”

“Y-Yes?”

“Are you seriously single, old man?”

Misaki-san scowled as she questioned me while sitting down on the sofa seat against the wall. Yes. We had moved from a two-person seat to a four-person table. 

“I told you already, I’m single. Of course, I’m not married either. Otherwise, I wouldn’t be able to meet you three days in a row like this.”

“Well, suuuuure, but…”

Misaki-san stomped her foot in frustration. Seemingly still sulking, she started mumbling to herself.

“I was really surprised when he called me by my first name…. You even dropped the honorifics… The timing was perfect. He was super cool… And he seriously doesn’t have a girlfriend…? Unbelievable…”

She was muttering under her breath, making it impossible for me to catch everything.

“I gotta report this to Risa and the others!!”

She immediately started typing away on her phone at lightning speed. Huh? Did I do something? Completely clueless, I sat down on the chair by the aisle—only to be met with her sharp, exasperated stare for some reason.

“Hey? Why are you sitting there?”

“Huh? Am I not allowed to eat at the same table as you?”

“What are you talking about? Sit over here.”

Pouting, the gyaru smacked the sofa beside her repeatedly, indicating to me to sit over there.

“Ah… Okay…”

Doing as I was told, I shifted over to sit next to her.

“Your seat is right next to me, old man! If you sit across from me, I can’t cling to you!”

As she said so, she casually rested her head against my shoulder.

“Mmhh…”

She didn’t seem angry,  but her lips were still pursed together and she still remained silent. I picked up a fry and held it out in front of her.

“Want one?”

“Mm.”

She opened her mouth without a word. I slowly moved the fry toward her face and…

Boop.

I pressed it against the tip of her nose.

“Oi! That’s my nose!”

“Hehe, my bad. I made a mistake.”

Smiling, I finally let her take the fry. She looked a little annoyed but started chewing anyway.

“Is it good?”

“Of course it is.”

“Then, feed me one too.”

I closed my eyes and opened my mouth, waiting in anticipation for her to give me a fry…

Stab!!

“Mffgh!”

She shoved it right up my nostril.

So cruel…

When I opened my eyes, she was sitting there with a triumphant smirk on her face.

“Take that! That’s my payback!!”

The smug gyaru pulled the fry out of my nose and casually tossed it into her mouth.

“Ah…”

“Hm? What is it?”

“No, it’s just… Don’t you feel gross?”

“What do you mean?”

“I mean, that fry… It was in my nose…”

Misaki-san let out a deep sigh before picking up another fry from the try and waving it like a pointer. 

“Listen up, okay? Us girls have to deal with, like, actual dicks in our mouths, you know? A little snot on a fry is seriously nothing.”

Her words hit me like a brick. I was seriously taken aback by her words. 

I really can’t win against this girl.

“Heh, fair point. Girls really have it tough, huh?”

I said as  I gently ran my fingers through her hair.

“I know, right?! It’s super tough! So, give me lots of head pats!~”

Misaki-san started acting spoiled like a cat, so I stroked her head a lot. 

“Fufu~ There, there~”

“Old man, I like your big hands. Can we stay like this for a while?~”

Misaki-san’s face finally brightened. It seemed her mood had improved, which was good.

“…Hey, old man.”

Misaki-san said while still resting her head on my shoulder.

“Yes, what is it?”

“You know… I’d totally welcome your dick into my…”

Misaki-san shyly covered her cheeks with her hands, going “Kyaa~♡”, before reaching for another fry on the table. 

“I see. Thank you for the consideration, but…”

I happened to make eye contact with a female staff member from McDonald’s who was passing by. She was the cashier who had taken our order downstairs earlier. The smile on the face of the staff immediately stiffened. It was the second time this happened today. I slowly turned my face back towards Misaki-san.

“I would really appreciate it if you could keep those kinds of adult conversations in a place with fewer people.”

“But I’m the type who likes to blurt what I think on the spot!”

“I-I see…. Haha……..”

Following the lady cashier, my smile also turned stiff.

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“You want to get a part-time job?”

“That’s right! Otherwise, I won’t be able to return the money for the strap!”

After finishing her fry and hamburger, Misaki-san was sipping her milkshake while showing me a free job-hunting newspaper. 

“I told you before, you don’t have to return that money.”

“But in that case, that strap won’t count as a gift from me! I want you to use the strap as a gift from me!”

“I-I see…”

Women’s hearts are really hard to understand…

I flipped through the free newspaper. There were already several places marked with red circles.

A job at a supermarket doesn’t feel right for her… A bookstore feels wrong too… There’s no way I’m going to let her work at a ramen shop or a small restaurant. The manager at that place would target her for sure. That means… Only fast food places, cafes, or family restaurants left. 

“Family restaurant, huh…”

The face of a certain man came to mind.

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