Surviving in a World Teeming with Monsters with the Useless Skill 【Everyday Items Master】! I Was Just Hunting Wild Animals with a Crowbar, So Why Is Everyone Screaming It's an S-Rank Monster? - 65

Chapter 65: 【Mysterious Beautiful Loli】Zakomiya Hate Thread Part 5283【Luna-chan Is My Daughter】

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582: Name: Anonymous Dungeon Maniac

Luna-chan is sooooooo cuuuuute!

583: Name: Anonymous Dungeon Maniac

She’s seriously adorable. Is she an angel?

584: Name: Anonymous Dungeon Maniac

No, she teases Zakomiya sometimes. She’s a little devil, I’m sure of it.

585: Name: Anonymous Dungeon Maniac

Luna-chan looks like she really enjoys talking with Crowbar Bro. She’s so precious!

586: Name: Anonymous Dungeon Maniac

So this is what ‘precious’ looks like, huh?

587: Name: Anonymous Dungeon Maniac

She’s really attached to him, huh.

588: Name: Anonymous Dungeon Maniac

Well, Crowbar Bro’s just naturally good with people. He makes you feel safe.

589: Name: Anonymous Dungeon Maniac

I bet he crouches down to make eye contact when he talks to kids.

590: Name: Anonymous Dungeon Maniac

Which is exactly why it’s terrifying when his murder switch flips…

591: Name: Anonymous Dungeon Maniac

He kills people with the same friendly expression. He’s definitely broken in the head.

592: Name: Anonymous Dungeon Maniac

Still, Luna-chan’s story and background are totally unprecedented.

593: Name: Anonymous Dungeon Maniac

You don’t even hear rumors about her. She’s seriously a mystery.

594: Name: Anonymous Dungeon Maniac

Wasn’t it just magic and artifacts that had been discovered in the dungeon up until now?

595: Name: Anonymous Dungeon Maniac

>>594 That’s right. No one’s ever said anything about a human being found in the dungeon.

596: Name: Anonymous Dungeon Maniac

And now we’ve got a heart-shaped castle and a queen… huh.

597: Name: Anonymous Dungeon Maniac

Someone mentioned Alice in Wonderland, and it really does feel like that.

598: Name: Anonymous Dungeon Maniac

I hate that stuff. It freaks me out. I even avoid it at theme parks.

599: Name: Anonymous Dungeon Maniac

Yeah, a lot of people say Alice in Wonderland is scary.

600: Name: Anonymous Dungeon Maniac

It’s the way the words make sense, but the whole conversations don’t.

601: Name: Anonymous Dungeon Maniac

More like a nightmare… Or a hallucination.

602: Name: Anonymous Dungeon Maniac

So does that make Luna-chan the Princess of Hearts?

603: Name: Anonymous Dungeon Maniac

Hmm… The mystery only deepens…

604: Name: Anonymous Dungeon Maniac

There are a few theories, right? Princess from another world, princess from Wonderland, princess of the demon realm… Not counting the obviously fake theories.

605: Name: Anonymous Dungeon Maniac

If Crowbar Bro said he picked her up in the dungeon, then it’s probably true.

606: Name: Anonymous Dungeon Maniac

The people with otherworld princess theory said the dungeon is connected to another world. To be honest, it feels like something out of a fantasy isekai story

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607: Name: Anonymous Dungeon Maniac

>>606 Sounds like a light novel, huh?

608: Name: Anonymous Dungeon Maniac

But honestly, with magic and skills being real now, there’s not much reason to flat-out deny it.

609: Name: Anonymous Dungeon Maniac

So the world has become the typical European-fantasy world?

610: Name: Anonymous Dungeon Maniac

What about the Wonderland princess theory? Like, Wonderland is real or something?

611: Name: Anonymous Dungeon Maniac

>>610 Pretty much. Whether Lewis Carroll created that world or received information from another one, the theory is that Wonderland exists, and Luna-chan came from there.

612: Name: Anonymous Dungeon Maniac

>>611 It’s basically the same as the otherworld theory, but I’d prefer Naroupa(European-fantasy world) over Wonderland…

613: Name: Anonymous Dungeon Maniac

Why are there so many Alice in Wonderland haters here?

614: Name: Anonymous Dungeon Maniac

Have you never seen the anime or the picture books? That stuff is pure chaos. It’ll melt your brain.

615: Name: Anonymous Dungeon Maniac

What about the demon realm princess theory?

616: Name: Anonymous Dungeon Maniac

>>615 That one’s more based on the rumors about the dungeon than Luna-chan herself.

Like, “The dungeon connects to the demon realm. That’s why it stretches underground and spawns monsters.”

617: Name: Anonymous Dungeon Maniac

Luna-chan is a monster theory!?

618: Name: Anonymous Dungeon Maniac

It’s not completely out of the question. We’re talking about a one billion yen bounty here and the government is clearly taking part of this. 

619: Name: Anonymous Dungeon Maniac

Luna-chan is the enemy of humanity?That adorable girl…?

620: Name: Anonymous Dungeon Maniac

I’ll protect Luna-chan!

621: Name: Anonymous Dungeon Maniac

>>620 Crowbar Bro’s already protecting her before you even get the chance.

622: Name: Anonymous Dungeon Maniac

Still, it’s just a theory. But if the government’s involved, there’s got to be something to it.

623: Name: Anonymous Dungeon Maniac

The scariest part is that the government is clearly involved in this.

624: Name: Anonymous Dungeon Maniac

Luna-chan’s so cute… I just want her to live happily with Crowbar Bro’s family.

625: Name: Anonymous Dungeon Maniac

Oh! The Q&A session for Luna-chan just started. What should I ask?

626: Name: Anonymous Dungeon Maniac

Luna-chan’s panties color! Luna-chan’s panties color! Luna-chan’s panties color!

627: Name: Anonymous Dungeon Maniac

>>626 Officer, this guy right here. Please arrest him.

628: Name: Anonymous Dungeon Maniac

There’s no way a comment like that’ll get picked up… Haah…

629: Name: Anonymous Dungeon Maniac

With how airheaded Crowbar Bro is, there’s a chance though!

630: Name: Anonymous Dungeon Maniac

Luna-chan saying her favorite food is Crowbar Bro’s homemade cake… That part is just too cute.

631: Name: Anonymous Dungeon Maniac

Whoa, so they were just at a bookstore together looking for picture books?

632: Name: Anonymous Dungeon Maniac

Only adorable stories keep coming out. This is too much for my heart.

633: Name: Anonymous Dungeon Maniac

Luna-chan’s panties color! Luna-chan’s panties color! Luna-chan’s panties color!

634: Name: Anonymous Dungeon Maniac

>>633 Somebody do something about this guy.

635: Name: Anonymous Dungeon Maniac

Ah.

636: Name: Anonymous Dungeon Maniac

CROWBAR BROOOOOOOOOOO!

637: Name: Anonymous Dungeon Maniac

【Sad News】Crowbar Bro accidentally reads out the pervert’s question.

638: Name: Anonymous Dungeon Maniac

Zakomiya smacked him for it—lmao

639: Name: Anonymous Dungeon Maniac

Wait, seriously!?

640: Name: Anonymous Dungeon Maniac

It’s happeningggggggg!!!

641: Name: Anonymous Dungeon Maniac

White! It’s white! Pure white!!!

642: Name: Anonymous Dungeon Maniac

【Good News】Luna-chan says her panties are white.

643: Name: Anonymous Dungeon Maniac

Luna-chan answering that kind of question… This girl is too gullible… Too innocent! 

644: Name: Anonymous Dungeon Maniac

I… I WINNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!

645: Name: Anonymous Dungeon Maniac

>>644 Reported.

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