I'm Immune to Interdimensional Monsters So Now I'm Their Prison Guard (And They're All Obsessed With Me?!) - Chapter 60
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Chapter 60 – The Anchor’s Retirement Plan
【Adam PoV】
The rain tasted like copper and ozone.
I stood on the water tower three blocks east of the restaurant, perfectly dry under a barrier I’d shaped from ambient reality. The metal beneath my feet was slick and cold, but I didn’t feel it. Temperature was optional when you were the guy holding the universe together with duct tape and spite.
Below me, containment teams swarmed the parking lot like ants on spilled soda.
The ice was melting fast now that Esdeath had dialed back her power. Steam rose in thick columns, obscuring the scene in patches. I could still see Kai though, sitting in his beat-up Volkswagen with his head against the steering wheel.
Poor kid looked exhausted.
I pulled a convenience store onigiri from my coat pocket and unwrapped it slowly.
The plastic crinkled loud in the silence. Tuna mayo filling. Not my favorite, but the store was out of salmon. I took a bite and chewed, watching the containment protocols unfold like a scripted play.
This was the third act.
Maybe the fourth, depending on how you counted the opening disaster with his father. Either way, we were approaching the finale. The grand crescendo where the understudy realizes he’s been wearing the lead’s costume the whole time.
Kai just didn’t know it yet.
I swallowed and licked a grain of rice off my thumb.
The thing about being the Anchor is nobody asks if you want the job. Reality doesn’t send a recruitment email. It just finds the person with the strongest foundation and dumps the weight on their shoulders until they either hold it or break.
I’d been holding it for a long time.
Long enough that my bones remembered when gravity was still a suggestion. Long enough that I’d watched civilizations rise and fall like waves on a beach. Long enough that I was so incredibly, cosmically tired.
Kai was my exit strategy.
He had the foundation. The immunity wasn’t just resistance anymore, it was authority. I’d watched it evolve over the past few months, the way he unconsciously commanded space around him. When Thalia tried to warp reality in his presence, she couldn’t. Not because his immunity blocked it, but because reality itself deferred to him.
That was the difference.
That was the inheritance.
I took another bite of the onigiri and studied Esdeath through the steam.
She was magnificent, honestly. The kind of weapon you sharpened specifically to kill gods. Her control over ice wasn’t just elemental magic, it was conceptual dominance. She froze possibility itself, locked probability into single outcomes.
Perfect sheath for Kai’s sword.
I’d been wondering who would fill that role. Thalia was too obsessive, her love too consuming. Loki was too chaotic, her nature fundamentally opposed to stability. But Esdeath? She was sharp enough to cut through opposition and stable enough to anchor him when the weight got too heavy.
The Great Plan was coming together beautifully.
Movement in my peripheral vision.
I turned my head slightly, sensing the presence watching from another rooftop two streets south. Solomon. The self-proclaimed Herald of the New Order. The man who thought dimensional invasions were the path to enlightenment.
I almost laughed.
He was like a child playing with matches, thinking he understood fire because he could make things burn. His entire organization, all his grand schemes, they were background noise. A subplot in someone else’s story.
Let the children play war.
I finished the onigiri and crumpled the wrapper, letting it vanish into a small dimensional pocket. Littering was still rude, even when you were technically outside normal causality.
Kai’s car started moving.
The engine coughed twice before catching, that familiar death rattle of a vehicle held together by prayer and duct tape. He pulled out of the parking lot slowly, headlights cutting through the rain.
I watched him go.
There was pride there, deep in my chest where I’d forgotten emotions could still live. He’d handled tonight well. The fight with Esdeath, the sudden power spike, the weight of responsibility crashing down, he’d absorbed it all without breaking.
But there was pity too.
Because I knew what was coming. I knew the exact moment when reality would shift, when the mantle would transfer from my shoulders to his. And when that happened, Kai’s normal life would end completely.
No more pretending he was just a prison guard with weird powers. No more casual dates that didn’t end with dimensional rifts. No more sleep, not really, because when you were the Anchor you felt every tremor in the foundation of existence.
It was a lonely throne.
I’d sat on it long enough to know.
The rain intensified, drops hammering against my barrier like tiny fists. I let the sound wash over me, a white noise that filled the space where thoughts used to be.
The transfer was entering its final phase.
I could feel it in the way reality bent around Kai now, the way cause and effect rearranged themselves to keep him at the center of events. The universe was already treating him like the protagonist because on a fundamental level, he was becoming the axis everything else rotated around.
Six months.
Maybe less if Solomon escalated his timeline. Maybe more if Kai resisted the pull. But the outcome was inevitable. You couldn’t fight destiny when destiny was just physics playing out at a cosmic scale.
I pulled out my phone and opened a notes app.
The list was long, accumulated over centuries of holding this position. Things I wanted to do when I finally got to retire. Simple things, mostly. Sleep for a decade. Visit that beach dimension with the purple sand. Learn to play an instrument without accidentally reshaping sound itself.
Read a book without knowing how it ended before I opened it.
I added another line.
Eat a meal without tasting the heat death of the universe in the aftertaste.
The cars below were leaving now, containment teams packing up their equipment. Someone would file a report. Multiple someones, probably, all with different interpretations of what happened tonight.
None of them would guess the truth.
That this was a graduation ceremony. A passing of the torch disguised as a dinner date gone wrong.
I closed the notes app and pocketed the phone.
Solomon was still watching from his rooftop, probably thinking he was clever for tracking Kai’s movements. Probably planning his next move in whatever grand scheme he’d convinced himself mattered.
I could end him right now.
Snap my fingers and erase him from existence, rewrite causality so he’d never been born. It would be easy. Easier than breathing. Easier than the onigiri I’d just eaten.
But that would defeat the purpose.
Kai needed obstacles to grow against. He needed threats to overcome, challenges that forced him to expand his authority. Solomon was useful in that regard, a whetstone to sharpen the blade.
Besides, intervening would ruin the test.
And this was a test, whether Kai realized it or not. Every fight, every crisis, every impossible situation, they were all measuring his capacity to bear weight. To hold reality together when everything else was falling apart.
So far, he was passing.
The rain started to let up, clouds breaking apart to reveal stars that weren’t quite in their normal positions. I’d let my attention slip for a moment, and reality had drifted slightly off course.
I reached out with a thought and nudged everything back into place.
Habit.
Soon it would be someone else’s habit. Someone else’s burden. Someone else’s eternal responsibility to make sure the universe didn’t collapse into recursive paradox.
I was so close to freedom I could taste it.
It tasted like cheap convenience store onigiri and possibility.
Kai’s taillights disappeared around a corner, heading back toward his house. Back toward the life he thought he still had. Back toward normalcy that was already slipping through his fingers like smoke.
I felt something that might have been sympathy.
Or maybe just recognition. I’d walked that same path once, back when I still thought I had a choice in the matter. Back when I believed refusing the weight was an option.
It wasn’t.
It never was.
The universe didn’t ask permission. It just found the person capable of holding and dumped everything on them. And you either caught it or you didn’t. There was no middle ground.
Kai would catch it.
I was sure of that now. Tonight proved it. The way he’d stabilized Esdeath’s power spike, the way he’d unconsciously created a zone of normalcy in the middle of chaos, that was Anchor behavior. That was reality recognizing its next caretaker.
The transfer was already beginning.
I could feel it in my bones, the gradual lightening of the load. Small at first, almost imperceptible. But growing. Like water draining from a bathtub, slow and steady and inevitable.
In six months, maybe less, I’d be free.
And Kai would be trapped.
I should probably feel worse about that. Guilty, maybe. Remorseful. But emotions were hard when you’d been holding the universe together for eons. They got worn down, smoothed over, until all that was left was abstract understanding.
I understood that this would hurt him.
I understood that he’d hate me for it, at least at first.
But I also understood that someone had to do it, and better him than anyone else. Better the kid with actual immunity and natural authority than some random person who’d break under the pressure.
At least Kai had a chance.
At least he had Esdeath, and Thalia, and Loki, and all the others who orbited him like moons around a planet. They’d help him bear it, whether they understood what they were doing or not.
I’d had no one.
Just me and the weight and the slow erosion of everything I used to be.
The clouds finished breaking apart, revealing a clear night sky. Stars arranged in patterns that wouldn’t be discovered by human astronomers for another three thousand years.
I let my barrier drop, rain soaking through my coat in seconds.
It felt good, actually. Grounding. A reminder that I still had a physical form, that I wasn’t just abstract consciousness spread across dimensional boundaries.
Not yet, anyway.
I stepped off the water tower.
Gravity caught me halfway down, but I dismissed it with a thought. My feet touched the wet pavement without a sound, water splashing around my shoes.
The city was quiet at this hour, most people asleep in their beds. Dreaming simple dreams about simple problems. Unaware that their entire reality was held together by one tired guy who desperately wanted a nap.
Soon it would be a different tired guy.
Progress, I guess.
I started walking, hands in my pockets, heading nowhere in particular. Just moving because standing still made the weight more obvious.
Solomon’s presence faded behind me. He’d lost interest now that Kai was gone, probably retreating to whatever hole he called a base. Planning. Scheming. Thinking he mattered.
He didn’t.
Not in the grand scheme. Not compared to what was coming.
The Great Plan wasn’t about defeating villains or saving the world. It was about succession. About making sure reality had someone to hold it when I finally let go.
Everything else was just noise.
I passed a convenience store, the same one where I’d bought the onigiri. The clerk inside was reading a manga, completely oblivious to the cosmic drama playing out around him.
Lucky bastard.
I kept walking.
Six months until retirement. Six months until I could finally rest. Six months until someone else inherited the weight of existence and I could figure out who I was without it.
I was so close.
And Kai, poor Kai, he was so close to understanding what his immunity really meant. What his authority really was. What his future really held.
The transfer of weight had begun.
There was no stopping it now.





































