I'm Immune to Interdimensional Monsters So Now I'm Their Prison Guard (And They're All Obsessed With Me?!) - Chapter 59
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Chapter 59 – Zero Kelvin Romance
The parking lot felt colder than it should for a spring night.
I walked next to Director Esdeath toward our cars. The streetlight cast long shadows across the asphalt. My footsteps echoed in the quiet.
This had been the weirdest evaluation of my career.
Esdeath walked with perfect military posture. Her sundress swayed with each step. Her heels clicked rhythmically against the pavement.
She kept glancing at me. Quick looks. Like she wanted to say something but couldn’t figure out how.
I should probably say something. Fill the awkward silence. But what do you say to your boss after she treats you to dinner and freezes multiple credit card machines?
“Thanks again for—”
“Kai.”
She stopped walking. Her hand reached out and grabbed my wrist.
I froze. She’d never used my first name before. It was always Evans. Always professional.
“Director?”
She turned to face me fully. The streetlight hit her from behind, casting her face in shadow. But I could see her eyes. They were intense. Focused. Scared?
“I need you to know that I…”
Here it comes. The real reason for this dinner. The actual evaluation.
I was getting demoted. Or transferred. Or fired.
I braced myself.
“I need you to know that I… I have developed…”
The air around us got colder. Frost spread across the asphalt at our feet in crystalline patterns.
“I find your presence to be…”
A portal ripped open ten feet away.
Purple light exploded across the parking lot. The air screamed as reality tore itself apart. Wind whipped through the opening, carrying the smell of ozone and rot.
Something crawled through.
It was tall. Maybe eight feet. Too many limbs. Skin that looked like wet leather. Eyes that glowed red in multiple places across its body.
A Void Beast. Class Three threat. The kind of thing that could level a city block if left unchecked.
It focused on me immediately. All those red eyes locked onto my position.
Then it lunged.
I reached for my sidearm on instinct. My hand closed around empty air. I wasn’t armed. Civilian clothes. Off duty.
The beast’s claws extended. Each one the length of my forearm. They caught the streetlight, gleaming like knives.
I was about to die in a restaurant parking lot wearing business casual.
The temperature dropped to arctic levels in an instant.
Esdeath moved.
She didn’t just move. She exploded into motion. Her sundress billowed as she stepped in front of me. Her hand came up in a sharp gesture.
Ice erupted from the ground.
Not just ice. A wall of it. Twenty feet tall. Five feet thick. It materialized between me and the beast so fast the air cracked.
The Void Beast hit the wall at full speed. The impact sounded like a car crash. Bone crunched. The creature screamed, a sound that made my teeth hurt.
Esdeath wasn’t done.
She thrust both hands forward. The ice wall exploded outward into thousands of spikes. Each one sharp as a blade. They pierced the beast from every angle. Black blood sprayed across the parking lot.
The creature thrashed. Tried to pull free.
Esdeath clenched her fists.
The temperature dropped below zero. The moisture in the air crystallized. My breath came out as ice crystals.
More ice formed. Not a wall this time. A tomb. It encased the beast completely. Growing. Spreading. Climbing.
In ten seconds flat, there was an iceberg in the middle of the parking lot.
An actual iceberg. Twenty feet tall. Thirty feet wide. The Void Beast was somewhere inside it. Dead. Frozen. Completely obliterated.
Esdeath turned to face me.
Her eyes glowed electric blue. Her hair whipped around her face in a wind that didn’t exist. Frost covered her arms. Her chest heaved with each breath.
She looked like a goddess of winter given human form.
She looked absolutely terrifying.
“NOBODY INTERRUPTS MY SCHEDULED TIME WITH YOU.”
Her voice echoed across the parking lot. Each word came out as a snarl. Pure possessive fury.
I stood there. Frozen. Not from her ice powers. From pure shock.
She’d just. Defended me. Protected me without hesitation. Killed a Void Beast in less than fifteen seconds because it dared to interrupt our conversation.
The glow in her eyes faded slowly. Her breathing calmed. The supernatural wind died down.
She looked at the iceberg. Then at me. Then at her hands.
“I. Apologies. That was excessive.”
I found my voice.
“That was. Uh. Impressive actually.”
“You are unharmed?”
“Yeah. Completely fine. Thanks to you.”
She straightened her dress. Adjusted her braid. Like she hadn’t just created a winter wonderland in a public parking lot.
“Good. That is. Good.”
Sirens wailed in the distance. Someone had probably called the cops. Hard to miss a twenty-foot iceberg appearing out of nowhere.
Esdeath pulled out her phone. Typed something quickly. Her fingers moved with military precision even while wearing pink nail polish.
“Containment teams will arrive momentarily to handle cleanup. I have classified this as a training exercise.”
“A training exercise.”
“Affirmative. The local authorities will be informed.”
She slipped her phone back into her purse. Then she looked at me again. The intensity had returned but softer this time.
“Evaluation complete.”
“Right. The evaluation.”
“You are… adequate.”
The word hung between us. Adequate. Coming from Esdeath, that was practically a love confession.
“Thanks?”
“We will repeat this next Friday. Same time. Different location.”
My brain stuttered.
“Repeat this? Another evaluation?”
“Affirmative. Your performance requires ongoing assessment.”
She stepped closer. Her heels brought her nearly to my height. We were inches apart.
I could smell her perfume. Something floral and cold. Like winter roses.
“Do not be late, Evans. Punctuality is expected.”
“Yes ma’am.”
She held my gaze for three more seconds. Then she turned and walked to her car. Each step was measured. Controlled. Like she hadn’t just committed casual homicide.
The black sedan’s lights flashed as she unlocked it. She paused with her hand on the door.
“Kai.”
My first name again. It made something warm spread through my chest.
“Yeah?”
“I. Enjoyed tonight. Despite the interruption.”
Then she got in the car and drove away. The taillights disappeared around the corner.
I stood alone in the parking lot next to a giant iceberg.
Containment vans pulled in. Teams in tactical gear jumped out. They took one look at the ice and started setting up equipment.
Martinez climbed out of one of the vans. He walked over to me, his eyes wide.
“Dude. What the hell happened?”
“Void Beast attacked. Director Esdeath handled it.”
“Handled it? She created a glacier!”
“Yeah. She’s thorough.”
Martinez looked at me. Then at the iceberg. Then back at me.
“You look weird.”
“I feel weird.”
“Was this the evaluation dinner?”
I nodded slowly.
“Did she fire you?”
“No. She. She wants to do it again next Friday.”
Martinez’s expression shifted. Understanding dawned.
“Bro. That wasn’t an evaluation.”
“What?”
“That was a date. She took you on a date.”
The pieces clicked into place. The empty restaurant. The dress. The awkward conversation. The way she stared at me. The attempted breadstick feeding.
The way she’d said my first name.
The way she’d murdered a Void Beast for interrupting her confession.
“Oh.”
“Yeah. Oh.”
I looked at the iceberg. At the frozen proof of Director Esdeath’s affection.
“I’m an idiot.”
“Yep.”
“She was trying to confess.”
“Probably.”
“And I thought I was getting fired.”
“That’s honestly hilarious.”
I pulled out my phone. Stared at it. Should I text her? Call her? What do you even say after accidentally friend-zoning your boss during a monster attack?
Martinez clapped me on the shoulder.
“Good luck with that, man. You’re gonna need it.”
He walked back to help the containment team.
I stood there holding my phone. The screen glowed in the dark.
Director Esdeath had scheduled another evaluation for next Friday.
Another date.
She’d said she enjoyed tonight. Despite the interruption.
I typed out a message.
“Thank you for dinner. And for saving my life. Looking forward to next Friday.”
I hit send before I could overthink it.
Three dots appeared immediately. She was typing.
My heart rate spiked.
The response came through.
“Your gratitude is noted. Ensure you are prepared for the next assessment. Dress code will be communicated via memo.”
Professional. Formal. But she’d responded in thirty seconds.
I smiled at my phone like an idiot.
Martinez was right. That had been a date.
And somehow, impossibly, I’d survived it.
The iceberg behind me started to melt as the containment team deployed heat lamps. Water ran in streams across the parking lot.
I got in my car and sat there for a minute. Processing. Thinking.
Director Esdeath liked me. Enough to take me to dinner. Enough to defend me with lethal force. Enough to schedule a second date.
This was either the best or worst development of my career.
Probably both.
I started the car and drove home. The radio played some pop song about love and complications.
Seemed appropriate.
My phone buzzed with another text. I checked it at a red light.
“Also. You looked handsome tonight. That is all.”
The light turned green.
I sat there staring at the message until someone honked behind me.
Yeah. That had definitely been a date.





































