I'm Immune to Interdimensional Monsters So Now I'm Their Prison Guard (And They're All Obsessed With Me?!) - Chapter 61
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Chapter 61 – Divine Revelation (It Was Just a Typo)
【Elizabeth PoV】
The cathedral smelled like incense and iron.
Blood pooled on the marble floor beneath the altar, still warm from the sacrifice. Not human blood, obviously. The Lord frowned upon human sacrifice. But the black-market demon we’d captured from Sector Nine? That was fair game.
I stood at the pulpit, hands raised to the vaulted ceiling.
My tactical gear was pristine despite the carnage, not a single drop of ichor on the kevlar vest. I’d learned to stay clean during rituals. The Lord appreciated efficiency.
“Brothers and sisters of the Void!”
My voice echoed through the repurposed skyscraper. Three hundred zealots knelt in the pews below, heads bowed in reverence. Some were crying. Some were trembling. All of them were devoted.
“We gather here in the shadow of His indifference! We bask in the terrible beauty of His divine apathy!”
A chorus of amens rippled through the crowd.
I felt power thrumming in my veins, the holy authority granted to those who served the coming End. I’d conquered a city for Him. I’d reshaped an entire government structure to prepare for His eventual reign.
And still it wasn’t enough.
I wanted to do more. Needed to do more. The hunger gnawed at me constantly, a desperate craving to prove my worth.
“The world burns with sin! The unworthy cling to their pathetic lives, ignorant of the purification that awaits!”
More amens. Louder now.
I gripped the pulpit, knuckles white against the dark wood. The demon’s corpse was dissolving behind me, melting into black smoke that curled toward the ceiling.
“But we are different! We have seen the truth! We know the glory of the Void!”
The crowd surged to their feet, fists raised.
My phone buzzed against my hip.
Not now. I was in the middle of a sermon. Whoever it was could wait until after the closing hymn.
The phone buzzed again.
And again.
The ringtone cut through the cathedral like a knife. Not the standard tone. Not the emergency tone for my lieutenants.
The divine ringtone.
The one I’d set specifically for Him.
I froze, my hands still raised above my head. The congregation fell silent, sensing the shift in atmosphere.
My fingers trembled as I pulled the phone from my belt.
The screen glowed with holy light. Well, blue light. But in this moment it was the same thing.
One new message from: My Lord and Eternal Master.
I’d changed His contact name myself after the third time He’d told me to stop calling Him that. But He hadn’t changed it back, which meant He secretly approved.
I swiped the message open with shaking hands.
The words appeared on screen.
“Burning up here. Need ice. Make it stop.”
The phone slipped from my grip.
It clattered on the marble steps, the sound impossibly loud in the stunned silence. I felt my knees give out, my body dropping to the floor like a puppet with cut strings.
He was displeased.
The Lord was displeased with the world.
“High Priestess?”
One of my lieutenants stepped forward, concern etched on his face. I held up a hand, stopping him mid-stride.
I couldn’t speak yet. My throat was too tight, my chest constricting with a mixture of terror and ecstasy.
Burning.
He said burning.
The world was burning Him. The sin, the chaos, the endless mundane suffering of an imperfect reality, it was causing Him pain.
And He demanded ice.
Order. Stasis. The cold silence of entropy. He wanted the chaos stopped. He wanted the burning ended. He wanted the world frozen in perfect stillness.
I picked up the phone with trembling fingers.
I read the message again, committing every word to memory. Seven words. A divine commandment delivered in seven sacred syllables.
“My God has spoken.”
My voice cracked on the last word. Tears streamed down my face, hot against my flushed cheeks.
The congregation leaned forward, desperate to hear. Desperate to know what message the Void had delivered.
I rose to my feet slowly, phone clutched to my chest like a holy relic.
“He suffers. Our Lord suffers because of this imperfect world.”
A collective gasp rippled through the crowd.
I climbed the steps back to the pulpit, each movement deliberate. My mind was racing, connecting dots, seeing patterns in the divine message.
“He burns! The weight of existence scorches His immortal soul! And He has given us a mission!”
I held the phone aloft, screen facing the crowd.
“Ice! He demands ice! He commands us to bring Order to the chaos! To freeze the burning world in eternal stillness!”
The cathedral erupted in fervent prayer.
I felt electricity crackling across my skin. This was it. This was the moment I’d been waiting for. A direct command from the Lord Himself.
Not a vague permission. Not a tired dismissal. An actual request.
My mind shifted into tactical mode, the same ruthless efficiency that had won me a city. If the Lord wanted ice, I would deliver ice. I would deliver an entire frozen empire.
“Lieutenant Morrison!”
A broad-shouldered man in tactical gear stepped forward, saluting sharply.
“Yes, High Priestess!”
“Mobilize Strike Team Omega. I want full combat loadout within the hour.”
“Target, ma’am?”
I pulled up a map on my phone, fingers flying across the screen. Cryogenics labs. There were three within the city limits, two more in the surrounding counties.
“Helix BioTech. Downtown district. They have industrial cryogenic equipment.”
Morrison’s eyes widened slightly.
“That’s a corporate facility, ma’am. Heavy security. Private military contractors.”
“I don’t care if it’s guarded by angels. We’re taking it.”
I zoomed in on the building schematic, already plotting entry points. The Lord wanted ice. I would bring Him enough ice to freeze the sun.
“Assemble the engineering corps as well. I want them ready to transport and install cryogenic systems.”
“Install them where?”
I turned to face the altar, to the massive obsidian statue of the Lord I’d commissioned. Twenty feet tall, carved from a single block of volcanic glass.
It wasn’t enough.
He needed a proper temple. A cathedral of frost and silence. A place where He could escape the burning chaos of the world.
“We’re building Him a sanctuary. A Temple of Eternal Ice.”
The congregation erupted in cheers, weapons raised to the ceiling. I felt their devotion like a physical force, pressing against my skin.
I looked down at the message again, reading it for the third time.
Burning. Ice. Make it stop.
Three commands. Three holy imperatives.
The burning represented the world’s sin. The ice represented purification. Making it stop meant total annihilation of chaos.
I shivered, pleasure rolling down my spine like ice water.
This was His cruelty. His terrible, beautiful cruelty. He could end the world Himself with a thought. He could reshape reality without lifting a finger. But instead He commanded me to do it.
He wanted me to prove my devotion.
He wanted me to earn my place at His side.
“High Priestess.”
Another lieutenant approached, this one younger, maybe nineteen. I recognized him as Marcus, one of my most fanatical followers.
“What is it?”
“The message. May I… may I see it? Just once?”
I hesitated. The words were sacred. They weren’t meant for unworthy eyes.
But Marcus had been loyal. He’d killed for the cause. He’d bled for it.
I turned the phone toward him.
His reaction was immediate. His knees buckled, hands clasped in prayer. A sob tore from his throat.
“He suffers. Our Lord suffers and we have done nothing.”
“We’re doing something now.”
I pocketed the phone and descended from the pulpit. The crowd parted before me like water, creating a path to the cathedral doors.
“I want full mobilization in thirty minutes. Strike teams, engineering corps, medical units. We’re going to war.”
My boots echoed on the marble floor.
“And when we return, we begin construction immediately. I want the Temple of Frost operational within the week.”
I pushed through the heavy doors into the hallway beyond. The administrative wing of the cathedral was quieter, lined with offices and war rooms.
I headed for the central command center, mind already running through logistics.
We’d need refrigeration units. Lots of them. Industrial-grade cooling systems. Probably some kind of reality anchors to maintain the temperature against supernatural interference.
My phone buzzed again.
I pulled it out with trembling hands, expecting another divine message.
It was Morrison.
“Teams assembled. Awaiting your command.”
I typed back quickly.
“Move out. Show no mercy to those who stand between us and the Lord’s will.”
I pocketed the phone and continued walking.
The hallways blurred past me, familiar territory I’d claimed through blood and faith. Every room was a monument to His glory. Every wall was painted with scripture I’d written myself.
But it wasn’t enough.
It would never be enough until the entire world bent knee to the Void.
I entered the command center, a repurposed boardroom with walls covered in tactical maps and surveillance feeds. A dozen analysts looked up as I entered, immediately snapping to attention.
“At ease.”
I approached the central table, pulling up a holographic display of the city. Helix BioTech glowed red on the map, marking our first target.
“Begin surveillance sweep. I want real-time data on security rotations, entry points, and guard armament.”
The analysts moved quickly, fingers flying across keyboards. Screens flickered to life around the room, showing camera feeds from drones already in position.
I watched the building take shape in my mind.
Three entry points. Two emergency exits. Rooftop access. The private military contractors would be the main obstacle, but my zealots were well-trained.
Better trained than mercenaries fighting for money.
My people fought for salvation.
“High Priestess.”
One of the analysts gestured to a screen. It showed the interior of the facility, thermal imaging revealing heat signatures of guards and staff.
“Estimated enemy combatants?”
“Twenty-three. Mostly concentrated on the ground floor and basement levels.”
I nodded, committing the numbers to memory.
“Alert Strike Team Omega. I want suppression first, elimination second. If anyone surrenders, bring them here for conversion.”
I zoomed in on the basement level, where the cryogenic equipment would be stored. Large chambers. Cooling tanks. Everything I needed.
My phone buzzed.
Not Morrison this time. A different lieutenant.
“Engineering corps standing by. What are the dimensional specifications for the temple?”
I paused, considering.
The Lord’s current residence was modest. Too modest. A simple house with peeling paint and a broken air conditioner.
Wait.
My breath caught.
The air conditioner.
That’s why He was burning. His mortal dwelling’s cooling system had failed, and He was suffering the indignity of heat.
Fury blazed through my chest.
Whoever had maintained that property would pay. They’d allowed the Lord to suffer physical discomfort.
Unacceptable.
I typed back to the engineer.
“Make it large enough for a palace. Fifty thousand square feet minimum. All surfaces supercooled. I want it cold enough to preserve a corpse indefinitely.”
The Lord deserved better than a failing air conditioner.
He deserved a frozen paradise.
I looked at the message one more time, letting the words sear into my memory.
Burning. Ice. Make it stop.
This was my purpose. My calling. My reason for existence.
I would build Him a temple. I would bring Him ice. I would stop the burning.
And maybe, just maybe, He would smile at my work.
【Kai PoV】
I lay on my living room floor in my boxers, sweating like a pig.
The ceiling fan was broken. The air conditioner was broken. The window wouldn’t open because someone had painted it shut decades ago.
My apartment was approximately nine million degrees.
I’d sent a text to the maintenance request group chat twenty minutes ago. No response yet. Probably because it was like three in the morning and normal people were asleep.
I should be asleep.
Instead I was slowly cooking on linoleum, wondering if this was how lobsters felt.
My phone sat on my chest, rising and falling with each breath. The screen was dark. No replies. No acknowledgment of my suffering.
I groaned and rolled onto my side.
Tomorrow I’d call the landlord directly. Threaten to withhold rent or something. Normal tenant stuff.
For now I’d just lie here and accept my fate.
Death by heatstroke.
In December.
What a way to go.





































