I'm Immune to Interdimensional Monsters So Now I'm Their Prison Guard (And They're All Obsessed With Me?!) - Chapter 49
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Chapter 49 – The King’s Veto & The Love for the Unnatural
【Esdeath PoV】
I was about to lose everything.
The pen sat on my desk like a loaded gun. Gold-plated, pretentious, absolutely screaming Asgardian excess. Odin held it out with one gnarled hand, his single eye boring into me with the kind of pressure that made my skull ache.
Thor stood behind him, casually leaning against my filing cabinet. The metal groaned under his weight, bending at angles that would cost thousands to repair. He shot me what he probably thought was a charming smile.
“You should come to Asgard when this is settled. We have much larger desks.”
I wanted to scream.
The chains around my wrists burned cold, some kind of runic binding that made my fingers tingle and my arms feel like dead weight. I couldn’t even stand properly without swaying. Human. Weak. Pathetic compared to these so-called gods who could waltz into my office and treat me like a child playing pretend.
“Sign the document, Director Esdeath.”
Odin’s voice was granite and winter storms.
“Transfer full custody of this facility to Asgardian jurisdiction, or I will consider your refusal an act of war against the Nine Realms.”
The paper sat between us. Custody transfer. Full operational control. My life’s work, handed over because his daughter decided to have some fun and I couldn’t stop her.
I stared at the pen.
My hand shook, whether from rage or the weight of the chains, I couldn’t tell.
“This is theft.”
“This is consequences.”
Thor shifted his weight, and another section of my cabinet crumpled like aluminum foil. He didn’t even notice.
“Father is being generous, offering you compensation. Many would simply take what is owed.”
Owed. Like Loki’s chaos was somehow my fault. Like I was responsible for containing a goddess who could rewrite reality on a whim.
I felt small. Humiliatingly, crushingly small.
The door didn’t open.
Reality just bent, folding in on itself like origami made of shadows and whispered screams, and suddenly he was there.
The temperature dropped twenty degrees in an instant.
The overhead lights flickered, dimmed, and settled into a sickly purple-gray that made everything look like a corpse. The storm that had been pressing against my skull, Odin’s divine presence, just evaporated. Replaced by something infinitely worse.
Something ancient.
Solomon stood in the center of my office, wearing a black suit that was too perfect to be real. No wrinkles. No imperfections. His red eyes swept across the room with the kind of boredom you’d reserve for inspecting a gas station bathroom.
“How tedious.”
His voice was silk over broken glass.
Odin turned, and for the first time since entering my office, the All-Father looked uncertain.
“Demon King.”
“Odin.”
Solomon didn’t bow. Didn’t acknowledge Thor. Just looked at me with those burning eyes like I was a stain on expensive furniture.
“I told you, Director. Monsters like Loki require a handler with texture. You humans lack the foresight for their art.”
I couldn’t speak. The chains felt heavier now, more embarrassing. A grown woman bound and helpless while cosmic powers played chess over her head.
Thor stepped forward, hand moving toward his hammer.
“This is Asgardian business, demon. You have no—”
“I have every right.”
Solomon’s gaze flicked to Thor, and the god of thunder froze mid-step. Not paralyzed. Just suddenly, instinctively aware that moving further would be catastrophically stupid.
“This facility operates on Earth. Earth falls under my sphere of interest. Your sister’s little performance threatened my investments.”
He moved toward my desk, each step measured and deliberate. Odin didn’t retreat, but he shifted his stance. Defensive. Wary.
“Loki caused genuine damage to the natural order. The Norns confirmed Ragnarök’s awakening—”
“The Norns are senile.”
Solomon picked up the custody document, scanning it with the kind of casual disrespect you’d show junk mail.
“And you are gullible. Your daughter played you like a fiddle, old man. There was no Ragnarök. Just a very elaborate prank.”
The silence that followed was suffocating.
Odin’s single eye narrowed, his grip tightening on his spear.
“Explain.”
“Loki wanted access to something in this facility. Something that amused her. So she created a false prophecy, manipulated your seers, and let you do the rest.”
Solomon tossed the document back onto my desk. It landed with a soft flutter that felt obscenely loud.
“She used the Anomaly’s theft of Mjolnir as the trigger. Brilliant, really. The Catalyst disrupts everything it touches, so of course the readings would seem apocalyptic.”
My stomach dropped.
The Anomaly. Kai.
Solomon’s expression soured instantly, like he’d tasted something rotten.
“That Void-stained thing has been ruining the purity of my collection since the moment it arrived. Every prisoner it touches becomes corrupted. Obsessed. Degraded into sniveling, lovesick wretches.”
He said it with such venom, such pure contempt, that the air itself seemed to recoil.
Odin stepped forward, his patience clearly wearing thin.
“You have proof of this manipulation?”
“Of course.”
Solomon snapped his fingers.
A projection materialized between us, showing Loki in her cell, speaking to a raven perched on her shoulder. The image was crystal clear, impossibly detailed. Her words echoed through my office.
“Tell the Norns the threads are fraying. Tell them the wolf stirs. They’ll panic beautifully.”
The raven cawed and vanished.
Loki smiled at the empty air, stretching like a cat.
“Now we wait for Father to overreact. Three days, maybe four. He’ll come storming in, all righteous fury and demands. And while he’s focused on the director, I’ll have free access to the surveillance feeds. I just want to watch him. Is that so wrong?”
The projection cut off.
Thor looked like someone had punched him in the gut.
Odin’s expression was unreadable, but his knuckles were white around his spear.
Solomon looked almost fond.
“A beautiful, chaotic masterpiece. She orchestrated an international incident, fooled the Norns, and nearly triggered a war between realms. All for the chance to spy on a boy she finds interesting.”
He turned to face Odin fully now, and the weight of his presence made the floor creak.
“I adore Loki’s work. The artistry. The layers. But you don’t get to steal this facility because you fell for her scheme.”
“The hammer was still stolen. The Anomaly still—”
“The Glitch is irrelevant.”
Solomon’s voice cut through Odin’s words like a scalpel.
“It is a pollution. A variable that ruins the elegant nature of true monsters. Everything it touches becomes tainted with pathetic human weakness. Love. Longing. Attachment.”
He spat the words like curses.
“But it is contained here. Under her supervision.”
He gestured at me without looking.
“If you take this facility, you take responsibility for every prisoner inside. Including the dozen entities who would happily tear through Asgard to follow that Catalyst wherever it goes.”
Thor shifted uncomfortably.
Odin’s jaw clenched.
“You’re protecting the human?”
“I’m protecting my interests. She is useful. You are annoying.”
The All-Father looked like he wanted to argue, rage building behind his eye. But he was smart enough to recognize when he’d been outmaneuvered.
He turned to me, and the contempt in his gaze was almost palpable.
“Control your facility, Director. If my daughter causes another incident, I will return. And the Demon King will not save you twice.”
“Then perhaps you should teach your daughter self-control.”
The words left my mouth before I could stop them.
Odin’s eye flashed with fury, but Thor grabbed his shoulder, murmuring something too quiet to hear. After a long, tense moment, the All-Father turned and walked toward the door.
Thor followed, but paused at the threshold.
“The offer for Asgard still stands. Bigger desks. Better company.”
Then they were gone, leaving only the scent of ozone and the memory of divine arrogance.
Solomon remained.
He snapped his fingers, and the chains around my wrists shattered. The metal fell away like dust, leaving red marks on my skin.
I rubbed my wrists, finally able to breathe properly.
“Thank you—”
“Don’t.”
He still wasn’t looking at me. Just staring at the spot where Odin had stood, like he was debating whether to chase after him and finish the humiliation.
“I didn’t do this for you. I did it because I hate seeing lesser beings touch what might become mine.”
The possessiveness in his voice was chilling.
“This facility contains the finest collection of eldritch entities outside of the Abyss itself. You’ve maintained them adequately. Barely. But adequately.”
He finally looked at me, and I felt like an insect under a magnifying glass.
“Try not to break again, little human. It’s tedious to fix you.”
Then he was gone, reality folding around him like a curtain closing.
I stood alone in my office, surrounded by broken furniture and the lingering taste of demonic power.
My hands were still shaking, but not from fear anymore.
From rage.
I’d been saved by a creature who saw me as property. Defended by a monster who despised the one person keeping this facility functional.
I grabbed the custody document and tore it in half.
Then I sat down at my desk, pulled out a fresh incident report form, and started writing.
If gods and demons wanted to play games with my facility, fine.
But they were going to learn that this little human had teeth too.





































