I'm Immune to Interdimensional Monsters So Now I'm Their Prison Guard (And They're All Obsessed With Me?!) - Chapter 50
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Chapter 50 – A Deal for the Bland & The Queen’s Hesitation
【Esdeath PoV】
The silence after Solomon’s departure lasted exactly three seconds.
Then he was back, stepping through reality like it was a beaded curtain. He’d never actually left. Just waited to see if I’d relax, if I’d let my guard down.
I should’ve known better.
He moved through my ruined office like an art critic at a particularly disappointing gallery. His fingers traced the bent filing cabinet, the one Thor had casually destroyed. Where he touched, the metal didn’t just crumple. It disintegrated. Turned to fine gray ash that drifted to the floor like snow.
“Fragile.”
His voice was almost gentle. Almost.
He picked up a frozen coffee mug from my desk, one that had been caught in the temperature drop when Odin’s presence first invaded. The ice cracked under his grip. The ceramic shattered. The pieces evaporated before they could hit the ground.
“Everything human is fragile. Temporary. Gray.”
I watched him move, my wrists still aching from where the chains had been. My pride aching worse.
“What do you want, Solomon?”
He smiled, but it didn’t reach his eyes.
“I want to educate you. About what you’re really guarding.”
He stopped at the window, looking out toward the containment blocks. The setting sun painted everything in shades of orange and purple. Beautiful, in a way that felt too perfect to be natural.
“Thalia. The Void Empress. Do you know what she is?”
I’d read her file a thousand times. Ancient cosmic entity. Reality manipulation. Extreme obsession with Kai Evans.
“A prisoner.”
“She is art.”
Solomon turned to face me, and his expression was rapturous. Like a collector describing a prized piece.
“She is texture and depth incarnate. Chaos given form. The way she warps reality around her desires, the obsession that burns hotter than dying stars. She is vibrant. Alive. Perfect.”
The way he said it made my skin crawl.
He continued without waiting for a response.
“Loki. The Trickster. Chaos and mischief woven into divine flesh. Every word a game, every action a performance. She turns reality into theater.”
He moved closer, his footsteps silent on the debris-covered floor.
“Sarah. The Shapeshifter. Fear made manifest. She feeds on terror and becomes it. Transforms, adapts, survives. Raw, primal, beautiful.”
I stood my ground, though every instinct screamed to back away.
“You’re describing monsters.”
“I’m describing masterpieces.”
His eyes locked onto mine, red and burning with something that might’ve been passion if it wasn’t so terrifying.
“And you. You humans. You are gray. Static. Boring. You cannot hold such vibrant colors without breaking.”
The words hit harder than they should have.
“You just saved me from Odin. Now you’re insulting me?”
“I’m stating facts.”
He turned away, examining a photo frame on the wall. My college graduation. He didn’t touch it, just stared like it personally offended him.
“You are useful, Director. Competent, even. But you are a gray canvas trying to contain paintings that could burn through dimensions.”
I felt my jaw clench.
“I’ve kept them contained for three years.”
“Because of him.”
The temperature dropped again. Not physically. Something worse. The weight of Solomon’s focus, his attention suddenly sharp and cutting.
“The Anomaly. The Glitch. The Void-stained thing that ruins everything it touches.”
Kai.
He said the words like a curse, like speaking about something rotten that needed to be excised.
“He makes them domestic. Soft. He reduces cosmic horrors to lovesick teenagers.”
Solomon’s hands clenched into fists, the only sign of emotion breaking through his composed exterior.
“Thalia should be unraveling realities. Instead she sulks in her cell, waiting for him to visit. Loki should be sowing chaos across realms. Instead she plays word games and reads human magazines to impress him.”
He looked at me, and the disgust in his eyes was palpable.
“He is turning them into something mundane. Something like him. Bland. Human. Boring.”
I understood then. This wasn’t about containment or safety or even power.
Solomon was jealous.
“You want them.”
“I want to save them.”
He moved back to my desk, and where his hand passed, the broken wood reformed. Not repaired. Transformed. The cheap particleboard became dark mahogany, polished to a mirror shine.
“I collect the extraordinary. Preserve them in their purest forms. Away from corrupting influences.”
A contract materialized on the newly perfect desk. Black parchment with gold lettering that seemed to shift when I looked directly at it.
“Give me the monsters. Let me restore their glory in my collection. In exchange, I will remove the Anomaly from their reach.”
My breath caught.
“You want to kill Kai?”
“Kill? No.”
Solomon’s smile was terrifying in its gentleness.
“I will leave him here. Safe. Contained. Human. He can live out his gray little life without the weight of their obsession crushing him.”
He gestured to the contract, and the words became clearer. Transfer of custody. Specifically: Thalia, Loki, Sarah, and six others. Not all the prisoners. Just the ones obsessed with Kai.
“You get the boy. I get the art. The gray stays with the gray. The vibrant comes with me.”
I stared at the contract.
My hands were shaking again, but not from fear this time.
If the monsters were gone, Kai would be safe. No more midnight calls about Thalia freezing her cell. No more chaos from Loki’s pranks. No more terror from Sarah’s hunger.
He could just be human. Normal. Safe.
Mine.
The thought hit me like a freight train. Without them, there’d be no competition. No cosmic entities vying for his attention. Just him and the facility and me.
I reached for the contract.
My fingers hovered over the gold lettering, close enough to feel the unnatural heat radiating from it.
“He stays here. Unharmed. Unchanged.”
“Completely unharmed. Completely unchanged.”
Solomon’s voice was honey and poison.
“I have no interest in the Glitch itself. Only in saving what it’s corrupting.”
My hand trembled. I could see it playing out. Kai, confused at first when his favorite prisoners vanished. Sad, maybe. But eventually relieved. Free.
We could rebuild the facility. Focus on containing the less dangerous entities. Maybe actually have a normal working relationship.
I looked at the empty spot on my desk where the Kai action figure had been. The one Loki had stolen and probably burned or turned into a shrine. Even my small, pathetic piece of him wasn’t safe from their obsession.
This would fix everything.
I picked up the pen Solomon offered.
It was warm in my hand. Too warm. Like holding something alive.
I pressed the tip to the parchment.
The gold letters seemed to pulse, eager. Hungry.
I thought about Kai’s face. The way he smiled when he thought no one was watching. The exhaustion in his eyes when he dealt with Thalia’s neediness. The genuine laugh Loki could pull from him.
The way he looked at them like they were people, not monsters.
The way he’d never looked at me.
My hand froze.
“What happens to them? After you take them?”
“They will be preserved. Admired. Kept in their purest forms.”
“You mean caged.”
“I mean protected from degradation.”
I looked up at Solomon, really looked at him. The hunger in his eyes wasn’t for their safety. It was possession. Ownership. The same obsession he claimed to hate, just wearing a different mask.
He didn’t want to save them from Kai.
He wanted to own what Kai had without the messy complication of their choice.
And I’d be doing the same thing. Taking Kai’s choice away because I wanted him without competition.
The pen felt heavier in my hand. Burning.
I set it down.
“I need time. To think about it.”
Solomon’s expression didn’t change, but something flickered in his eyes. Satisfaction. Like this was exactly what he’d expected. What he’d wanted.
“Of course. This is not a decision to make lightly.”
He snapped his fingers, and the contract vanished. But I could still feel it. A weight in the air. A presence lurking just out of sight.
“You know where to find me, Director. When you’re ready to choose the practical solution over the sentimental one.”
He stepped backward, reality folding around him like a closing door.
“The gray should stay with the gray. It’s the natural order.”
Then he was gone.
I stood alone in my renovated office, surrounded by furniture too nice for a government facility and the lingering scent of sulfur.
I walked to the window.
Kai’s house was visible in the distance. A tiny bungalow with peeling paint and a crooked porch. The lights were off. He was probably still at the facility, doing rounds.
I pressed my palm against the glass.
The practical choice was obvious. Sign the contract. Remove the monsters. Keep Kai safe and finally, finally have a chance.
But I kept seeing his face. The way he talked to Thalia like she mattered. The way he played games with Loki. The way he treated them like they deserved kindness.
Would he forgive me if I sold them?
Would I forgive myself?
The seed was planted, though. The idea. The possibility. It sat in my mind like a tumor, growing and spreading.
I could still feel the phantom weight of that pen in my hand.
The choice had been offered, and now I couldn’t stop thinking about it.





































