Chapter 12: The Avenger Reven Reunites with the Detestable Pig Woman

~◆Bichi’s Manor・Women’s Restroom◇~

“We’ve arrived!! The damn hag’s manor!!”

After Reven successfully (?) invaded Bichi’s manor, he raised his blood-soaked body and cracked his knuckles.

Crack, crack

“Uho, uho-ho-ho-ho…”

The gorilla-like monster, frightened by Reven’s arrival, hid behind a nearby female employee.

“Whoa, it came over here.”

“Uooon!”

The gorilla-like monster looked at the female employee with moist eyes.

Seeing this, she thought:

(Gross.)

However, while she thought that, she couldn’t quite grasp what kind of creature this thing even was.

Some people might find it cute-ugly, but she wasn’t having it.

“Now, go. My snapping turtles. Leave not even the bones.”

With that command, the snapping turtles began devouring Reven.

Chomp chomp chomp chomp chomp chomp!

“Gyaaaaaaaah!!”

Having had his flesh—every bit of flesh—eaten, Reven became a cabbage.

“He turned into a vegetable!!”

“Damn, as expected of a manor where one of the Hero’s Party members resides!! For me to become lettuce in an instant!!”

“It’s cabbage.”

The female employee watching the two noisy men couldn’t help but say coldly:

“No, you did that to yourself… and also. You guys, this is the women’s restroom!!”

With that, she grabbed both their shoulders and hurled them outside with all her strength.

“Get ouuuut!!”

“Gyaaaaaaaah!!”

Reven and Roaks were thrown outside in an instant.

“How cruel!! I’m a maiden at heart!!”

“Dude, claiming to be a woman with that appearance is a stretch, old man!! I didn’t know! I had no idea it was a women’s restroom…”

“Oh, he’s the one who said to go in through there.”

Reven instantly sold out Roaks.

“What!? It’s my fault?”

At those words, the female employee smiled sweetly and formed arrows of light above their heads.

“Ugh, light attribute.”

As she lowered her hand, the arrows of light rained down on them.

“Either way, you’re both guilty!! Shining Arrow!!”

“Gyaaaaaaah!!”

The arrows of light particularly rained down more heavily on Roaks.

“Why are there more on me!?”

“…Because you were looking at me with perverted eyes.”

At those words, Reven grabbed Roaks.

“You damn perveeeeeert!!”

And then he executed a backdrop on him.

“It’s a false accusatioooooon!!”

KO!!

WINNER: REVEN!!

“Go back to your country… you have fried chicken waiting for you too…”

“Huh?”

Watching this completely incomprehensible series of events, Flam frantically tried to calm the female employee.

“I-I’m sorry. We caused a commotion… Roaks didn’t mean any harm. Please don’t be angry, okay?”

“It’s my fault!?”

Perhaps calmed somewhat by those words, the female employee stopped her attack.

“I’m Flam. This boy here is Roaks, and this man is Reven-san. And you are?”

“Lumie.”

At Flam’s gentle manner of speaking, the employee named Lumie also introduced herself somewhat bashfully.

Lumie was a beauty with long golden hair, sharp eyes, and blue pupils. In contrast to Flam, she had a slender figure.

“Just who are you people?”

To those words, Reven answered:

“J-j-j-j-j-just passing through!!”

“That’s a stretch!! Just honestly say you have business with a former colleague!!”

At those words, Lumie blinked in surprise.

“You mean… Bichi-san?”

At Lumie’s words, Reven transformed from a cabbage into a backpack.

“What’s all this commotion!?”

Perhaps hearing the noise, one of the male employees came over.

At those words, Reven’s eyes lit up.

“Kyaa!! I’ve been waiting for you, Takumi!!”

“Waaaaaaah!! What the hell is this old man!?”

As the employee was startled, the gorilla-like monster got behind him.

And it began stuffing an apple into his mouth.

“Mmph! Wh-what the hell are these guys?”

“Uho-uho-uho-ho! (Look at me!! You damn old man!!)”

But Reven didn’t react.

“Uho-uho-uho-uho! (Give me a hundred gold coins. Otherwise, I’ll light this apple on fire. If that happens, the hostage will be blown to smithereens!!)”

Saying that, the gorilla-like monster showed them the gesture of lighting the apple on fire.

However, their attention was directed elsewhere.

“Banana-na-banana-na-na!!”

“No… stop it!!”

Reven was desperately trying to stop the Banana Man who was trying to use the employees for banana plantation work.

Watching this, the gorilla-like monster pulled the apple out of the employee’s mouth.

“Uho! (What’s that?)”

“Cough, how should I know!!”

When Banana Man placed a large quantity of bananas on the desk, muscular men began emerging from them.

“Boss!!”

“The workplace is in total chaos!!”

Naturally, as this became a commotion, security guards kept rushing over.

“What is it!! What’s this commotion!?”

“Oh, I’m the law, so it’s fine.”

To Reven’s words, the security guard cheerfully replied:

“Oh really? Then it can’t be helped. I’ll forgive you with execution without trial.”

“Hey, you know the law pretty well~”

Watching this entire exchange, Lumie couldn’t help but interject:

“There’s clearly something wrong here!! What is this!? Am I going crazy!?”

“It’s okay, I can’t understand it either…”

While the two girls were exasperated, Reven unleashed his ultimate technique.

“Here I go!! Bayaka Two-Sword Secret Technique: ‘Flagrant Offender Obliteration’!!”

With those words, countless arrows were released at Banana Man and the muscular men.

“Hmph!! How impudent!!”

“Useless!!”

Reven impulsively punched the security guards away.

“Then…”

“Huh? Me?”

“Hand it over!!”

Reven snatched the umbrella from Roaks and stabbed it into the desk.

“New weapon: ‘Hammer of Retribution’!!”

“Ah—!! My umbrella!!”

“And then, like this—boom!!”

That sharp swing blew away the countless emerging muscular men in one hit.

“He’s strong!!”

And the men were blown to pieces.

“Hmph, useless fools.”

However, Banana Man said an NG word.

“Who’s useleeeeeess!!”

The sharp tip of the umbrella pierced through Banana Man’s torso.

“Gyaaaaaaah!! Damn! Choco-Banana Change!!”

Banana Man plugged the hole in his body with chocolate.

However,

“Too long!! Hurry up and diiiiie!!”

And he pulverized Banana Man’s body.

“Dealing with idiots is exhausting.”

After saying only that, Reven left the dumbfounded employees behind and proceeded deeper inside.

During this, Roaks noticed something.

Yes, a messy desk.

“What’s that?”

“Ah, you saw it.”

Yes, it was Lumie’s desk.

Earlier, Bichi had trashed it.

“Well… a lot happened.”

After she said that awkwardly, an employee who had come to his senses nervously called out to Lumie.

“Lumie-chan? Who are these people…?”

“Ugh.”

Lumie had been seen together with the bizarre group.

“It’s a misunderstanding!! This girl just happened to come along…”

Flam tried to explain, but it was too late.

“Ultimate Oden!!”

Reven forcefully destroyed the door to the room where Bichi was.

Inside, Bichi was preparing to go on an overseas trip.

“Huh? What? What’s happening!?”

Bichi was confused by the sudden situation.

And the culprit immediately revealed himself.

“Long time no see, you pig hag.”

The man she had once driven out appeared before her.

Reven Avengeyan had come for revenge.