I Went Into the Mountains to Commit Suicide and Picked Up an All-Purpose Perverted Maid Who Loves Serving Her Master

Chapter 30: Just Before Leaving the House

A few days later, the day I promised to hang out with Azuma finally arrived.

I should be getting ready to leave, but somehow, I’m at the front door with my pants pulled down, sandwiched between Fool behind me and Mei in front.

Mei suddenly takes my cock into her mouth, giving me an intense blowjob.

Jubububu, jubobobo. Jupo jupo jupo.

“Hey, stop it! This isn’t the time for this—I’ll be late for my promise with Azuma!”

I squirm under the pleasure, trying to resist. I can’t keep Azuma waiting. That’s the one thing I have to avoid. But it feels too good—insanely good. My legs start to give out. I lean forward, pressing Mei’s head for support.

“What’re you talking about? Who goes on a date with a raging hard-on like this? Getting it this big—you planning to fuck her right there?”

Fool says, teasing my nipples from behind.

“No, it’s because you two keep seducing me! If you left it alone, it’d go down!”

Exactly. Today, Fool and Mei were weirdly aggressive. Or… maybe that’s normal? Anyway, right before leaving, they tempted me, and my cock got hard. So, despite being about to head out, I’m stuck getting “serviced” by two maids.

“No way a maid could ignore Master’s throbbing cock. Plus, you were staring at us with those lewd eyes all morning. Now I’m so horny I can’t stand it.”

Fool whispers in my ear.

“Exactly, Master. Are you planning to go on this date and look at Azuma-sama with those same lustful eyes? It’s better to head out after we’ve drained you. It’d be a shame if Azuma-sama felt objectified on your first date. We’ll add her to your harem later, but it’s unfair to make her think that’s your goal from the start.”

Mei pulls her mouth off my cock, stroking it with her hand. W-Wait, Mei? Add her to the harem!? That sounds ominous!

“No, I’m not trying to add Azuma to any harem! And if we keep this up, I’ll miss meeting her altogether! I’m out of time!”

“Understood. I’ll make you come quickly then. We’ll drain you thoroughly so you don’t aim your lust at Azuma-sama. Going in too eager makes you look desperate—playing it cool is more attractive.”

“Uoh!”

Mei dives back in, sucking my cock with her small mouth. To finish fast, she’s way more intense than usual. Normally, she’s slow and meticulous, but this is a blowjob hell-bent on making me come now. Her tongue wraps around my cock like a snake. I can’t hold out.

“I’ll help too. Master’s nipples are super sensitive, right? Feels good, doesn’t it? And your ears are weak too. Today, I’m gonna tease ‘em extra hard.”

Fool scratches at my nipples, nibbles my earlobe, blows hot breath on it, and whispers lewd things.

“Uoooh, I’m coming!”

“Let it out! Then I’ll milk you next with my tits.”

Pyururururu.

Mei gulps down my forceful load, elegantly wiping her mouth with a handkerchief. It’s refined yet utterly depraved. Even though I just came, blood rushes back to my cock, making it swell again.

They swap places—Fool moves in front, Mei behind.

As promised, Fool sandwiches my cock between her breasts. It’s an irresistible sensation. Why do her breasts feel so perfect? Soft, smooth, supple… I don’t have time for this!

But Mei and Fool quickly drain me of load after load.

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Anyway, I somehow made it to the date on time. I was so drained I could barely stand, but Mei drove me there, and we just made it.

Mei’s driving skills are unreal. And yeah, she followed all traffic rules. Her route choice and max-legal-speed driving got us there in the nick of time.

Azuma was already waiting at the meeting spot, dressed stylishly. She’s wearing a mask to hide her face, but her aura’s unmistakable. As expected of a celebrity, she’s got presence.

“Sorry to keep you waiting.”

“W-What’s wrong, Yamanaka-kun? You look a little unsteady.”

“Huh? Haha, I’m fine, fine. Just a bit tired. Full of energy, really.”

Oops, can’t let her worry. If I were actually sick, fine, but I’m just wobbly from being drained too much. Getting her concerned over that would be awkward. I muster strength in my legs and stand tall.

And so, my date with Azuma began.