I Went Into the Mountains to Commit Suicide and Picked Up an All-Purpose Perverted Maid Who Loves Serving Her Master - Chapter 29: Debauched Life

Chapter 29: Debauched Life

MC POV

When I woke up at a time far too late to call morning, my crotch was nestled between Fool’s breasts. She had my hips on her knees, pressing her chest against my cock for a titjob.

My pillow had somehow turned into Mei’s lap, and a naked Mei was giving me a lap pillow. When our eyes met, she leaned in and slowly kissed me.

“Yo, Master. Finally awake? Perfect timing—I was just about to recharge my energy with you.”

“R-Recharge? We went at it like crazy yesterday!”

“Who cares? It’s not like it runs out. —Come on, you’ve been sleeping, so that tank’s full of cum. Let it all out♡”

Fool pressed her smooth, soft breasts harder against my cock, writhing to milk me dry.

Lately, I’ve been living a completely debauched life. Every morning, I wake up to Mei, Fool, or both beside me, draining my morning wood. On days Yui’s off from university, she joins in too.

I’m woken up with blowjobs, titjobs, or cowgirl sex. After that, breakfast, then sex, lunch, a nap from exhaustion, more sex, a snack, then sex until dinner. Post-dinner, it’s nonstop sex until I realize it’s morning again. I often spend whole days naked at home now.

And with Fool and Mei, it’s always raw, creampie sex. If they turned out to be human after all, I’d have definitely gotten them pregnant by now. But so far, no issues.

Their bodies and techniques are insanely alluring, never getting old no matter how much we do it. I can’t escape this debauched life. I haven’t job-hunted in ages. This is bad—I’ll become a total loser. I’ve gotta look for work today… or so I think.

“What’re you spacing out for? Stop thinking nonsense and focus on my titjob. Or you ready for raw sex already? I’m down for that too.”

“Fufu, Master, don’t just pay attention to Fool—give me some love too. I’m craving it♡”

“N-No, I was planning to go out today. I really need to start looking for a job.”

“Huh? Who cares about that? You’ve got money, right?”

“It’s not that simple—”

Pirorirorin

As we talked, a notification chimed. It was my smartphone (bought by Mei).

Mei grabbed it from the table and brought it to me. I checked the message—it’s from Azuma.

“Master, what’s up?”

Fool peeked at my phone curiously.

“Oh, a friend’s inviting me to hang out soon.”

“Hmm, a chick?”

“…Yeah.”

“Hot?”

“Of course.”

No need to lie, so I answered honestly. Azuma’s a famous, gorgeous anchor. If she’s not hot, then no one is.

“Alright, let’s bag her. You’re probably bored of just our bodies by now, right? Since you’re itching to go out instead of staying with us.”

“Indeed. It’s about time we expanded Master’s harem.”

“W-What!? What are you guys talking about?”

“Come on, don’t you know a maid’s Master needs a harem? If our Master doesn’t have a proper one, other maids’ll laugh at us.”

What’s with these androids’ ethics? Normal people don’t have harems! What were their creators thinking?

“I don’t need a harem. You guys are more than enough. I don’t need anything else.”

More like, you’re too much. Living this debauched life with gorgeous, devoted maids without working—if I ask for more, I’ll get divine punishment.

“Nothing else, huh?♡”

“Damn, you say the sweetest things. My circuits nearly fried from joy. Ugh, my body’s aching bad. We’re fucking now♡”

“W-Wait, I said I’m going out today—”

“Shut up and fuck me♡ It’s your fault for turning me on♡”

And so, I spent another debauched day getting drained by the two of them.

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By the way, I did end up going out with Azuma later. Mei and Fool pushed me hard, and I figured I should get out of the house for once. She invited me, after all. Plus, staying home just means more debauchery.

Of course, I have zero intention of adding her to any harem.