I Went Into the Mountains to Commit Suicide and Picked Up an All-Purpose Perverted Maid Who Loves Serving Her Master - Chapter 14: Legal Retribution

Chapter 14: Legal Retribution

MC POV

“Damn it, that guy’s definitely a criminal! He must’ve made that money doing something illegal! Using dirty money to chain Yui down! And if he’s got that much cash, he should just pay for the surgery himself!”

The guy who seemed to be Yui’s acquaintance shouted.

…The one with the money is Mei, so I don’t actually have any say in this. Of course, when I heard it was for her little sister’s heart surgery, I wanted to cover it myself.

“Master has committed no crimes. Calling the money we earned ‘dirty’ is pure slander. In fact, Master is such a hopeless wimp that even when he sleeps next to an erotic maid who’d let him do anything, he never lays a hand on her. There’s no way someone that spineless could commit crimes. He was so utterly useless that I had no choice but to take the initiative and serve him myself.”

“M-Mei!? What are you saying in public!?”

Hearing Mei’s words, the guy—Yui’s acquaintance—turned bright red with rage.

“Not just Yui, but you’ve laid hands on a girl this young too! What a monster!”

“Hey, were you listening? Master never touched me. I was the one who did it to him. While he was sleeping defenselessly, I took out Master’s Master and serviced him with my mouth like this—”

“WAAAH! Stop, stop, stop!”

Mei started lewdly pumping the air with her hand and stuck out her tongue. I frantically stopped her. What kind of obscene gesture is that in the middle of the street!?

“A-anyway! We’re not forcing Yui to work or anything! R-right?”

“Of course not, Master. Everything is by Yui’s own will.”

W-well… if Mei hadn’t “trained” her, I could’ve said that with full confidence…

“Look, if you two have things to talk about, just talk it out. If she wants to quit, she can quit. Okay? Let’s go, Mei.”

I didn’t want to get dragged into any more weird trouble. They’ll probably sort it out between themselves. Probably.

I tried to walk away with Mei, but her feet wouldn’t move.

“Please wait, Master. There’s one thing I’d like to ask.”

“Something you want to ask?”

“Yes.”

Mei turned toward Yui’s acquaintance.

“You said, ‘If he has that much money, he should just pay for the surgery himself,’ correct?”

“Yeah.”

“Then a question: how many pieces of clothing do you own?”

“Clothes? Maybe forty or fifty?”

He tilted his head, not understanding the point, but answered anyway.

“Do you wear all of them?”

“Well… there are some I bought but never wear…”

“Then why don’t you donate those clothes?”

“Huh?”

“There are many people in the world who don’t even have clothes to wear. Why don’t you donate to them?”

“That’s… I bought them to wear myself—”

“Let me change the question. How much money is in your wallet right now?”

“Maybe twenty thousand yen?”

“Why not donate that money? With that, you could save many children in foreign countries.”

“You can’t just spring that on me! It’s my money. I can spend it however I want!”

“I see. Then we can spend the money we earned however we want, correct? It’s hypocritical to demand charity from others when you yourself won’t do it.”

Completely shut down by Mei, the guy fell silent.

“…Fine. Then at least promise me you won’t make Yui do anything shady.”

“Shady? You mean sexual things? Of course we’ll make her do those.”

“See! You really are scum! Yui! Quit this place right now!”

“Let me tell you something: unless one possesses extraordinary knowledge or skills, there is no legitimate way to earn that much money quickly. If there were, she should work there instead. Even if she quits us, she’ll just end up selling her body somewhere else. Or are you willing to sell an organ? I can arrange it if you’re serious.”

“Damn it!”

The guy finally seemed to give up.

“I’ve heard what I needed to hear. Master, let’s go. Let’s finish our errands quickly and have Yui serve us lots today. Oh, I know—today I’ll teach Yui how to use her breasts to pleasure you. With breasts that big, I’m sure Master will be very satisfied.”

M-MEI!? The guy is still right there—why are you saying that out loud!?

Predictably, the guy snapped and lunged at me again.

But once more, Mei stepped in and took the punch with her forehead.

“OWWWW!”

For some reason, the one who punched was the one writhing in pain. Just how hard is Mei’s forehead?

“Did you know? Even ordinary citizens can make a citizen’s arrest if they catch someone in the act. Shall we go to the police station? I’ll have you arrested for assault—caught red-handed.”

Mei twisted the guy’s arm behind his back and started dragging him away.

“You two enjoy your time together without worrying about me! I’m going to legally punish this villain who dared raise a hand against Master!”

With that, Mei disappeared.