I Was a Crazy, Berserker-Type Dungeon Streamer, but When I Helped a Beautiful Dungeon Streamer and Treated Her Politely, It Was Revealed That I Was Actually a Normal Person - 14

Chapter 14: Defeat

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【Thread: Let’s Talk About the Business Madman, Hiiragi】

1. 1. 1. 1. Anonymous Madman Fan

Things are getting ridiculously funny. It’s a madhouse in the madman’s channel. Pun intended.

2. 2. 2. 2. Anonymous Explorer

Huh? What happened? Also, what’s with this ‘business madman’ thingy?

3. 3. 3. 3. Anonymous Madman Fan 

Seriously? You haven’t seen that clip yet?

4. 4. 4. 4. Anonymous Explorer

>3 I don’t really watch videos other than Hiiragi’s. Sorry about that.

5. 5. 5. 5. Anonymous Madman Fan 

>4 (URL)

6. 6. 6. 6. Anonymous Explorer

The heck is that?

7. 7. 7. 7. Anonymous Explorer

>5 Wait?! The heck? No way… That guy is Hiiragi for real?!

8. 8. 8. 8. Anonymous Madman Fan 

>7 Well, I thought this thing is funny in its own way, but since you’ve been his fan for a while, maybe it’s not easy for you to accept it…

9. 9. 9. 9. Anonymous Explorer

Nah, I actually feel relieved. 

10. 10. 10. 10. Anonymous Madman Fan 

>9 LMAOOO

11. 11. 11. 11. Anonymous Explorer

Hiiragi has been crazy ever since I started watching him and to be honest, I’ve been worried about him. Not to mention, Hiiragi is a minor, right? I was worried he’s going to have a hard time once he enters the adult world…

12. 12. 12. 12. Anonymous Madman Fan 

>11 Oh?

13. 13. 13. 13. Anonymous Explorer

>12 There’s just something about Hiiragi that reminds me of my deceased little brother. It makes me unable to leave him alone. That being said, I’m trying to prevent myself from leaving disgusting comments on his thread. 

14. 14. 14. 14. Anonymous School Lunch Fee Guy

Is this the thread where we talk about the kind and incredibly strong explorer?

15. 15. 15. 15. Anonymous Madman Fan 

>14 IT HAS BECOME AN INSIDE JOKE ALREADY LMAOOO!!

16. 16. 16. 16. Anonymous Ruri Listener

Good day! I’ve arrived from Ruri-chan’s livestream!

17. 17. 17. 17. Anonymous Person

Somehow I ended up finding a Ruri Listener in a thread talking about Hiiragi. LOL 

18. 18. 18. 18. Anonymous Madman Fan

>16 What’s “Ruri Listener”?

19. 19. 19. 19. Anonymous Ruri Listener

>17 It’s the name of Ruri Hiiro-chan’s listener.

20. 20. 20. 20. Anonymous Explorer

Ruri Hiiro is that popular streamer with over 2 million subscribers, right? To think Hiiragi really helped someone that influential…

21. 21. 21. 21. Anonymous School Lunch Fee Guy

So, is Hiiragi-san really the crazy berserker type streamer?

22. 22. 22. 22. Anonymous Madman Fan

>21 That’s right. But this incident has revealed that he’s also a business madman. 

23. 23. 23. 23. Anonymous Ruri Listener

His image has completely fallen apart. LOL

24. 24. 24. 24. Anonymous Person

>23 But this somewhat normal side of him is still pretty funny. I mean, he’s ridiculously strong for a high schooler after all. 

25. 25. 25. 25. Anonymous School Lunch Fee Guy

24> Wait, what? He’s still a high school student?

26. 26. 26. 26. Anonymous Person 

Yeah. To be precise, he’s still in his second year of high school. 

27. 27. 27. 27. Anonymous School Lunch Fee Guy

So he’s the same age as Ruri Ruri…

28. 28. 28. 28. Anonymous Ruri Listener

What kind of food does he eat to get strong enough to repel S-rank monsters at such a young age?

29. 29. 29. 29. Anonymous Explorer

>28 Hiiragi is incredibly skilled at using his skill, Shock Blast. Shock Blast itself isn’t a strong skill to begin with, but Hiiragi is able to increase his proficiency in that skill and use it in a crazy way.

30. 30. 30. 30. Anonymous School Lunch Fee Guy

I mean, yeah. A skill that can only fire air blasts seems a bit plain and weak. 

31. 31. 31. 31. Anonymous Explorer

>30 That’s right. Normally speaking, you wouldn’t be able to become as strong as Hiiragi just by relying on Shock Blast. But somehow, Hiiragi’s body is tough enough to move at nearly the speed of sound while being able to see his enemies at the same time. 

32. 32. 32. 32. Anonymous Ruri Listener

I knew it. High-ranking explorers really aren’t human.

33. 33. 33. 33. Anonymous Madman Fan 

Oi! You guys! Look! Hiiragi is trending! His ranking is skyrocketing!

34. 34. 34. 34. Anonymous Explorer

No, but, the #BusinessMadman is going trending for real? Hilarious LOL

35. 35. 35. 35. Anonymous Person 

And for some reason, he’s also becoming a viral topic overseas. LOL

36. 36. 36. 36. Anonymous Madman Fan 

Huh?! An S-rank explorer is reacting?!

37. 37. 37. 37. Anonymous Explorer

Huh? Isn’t that Kousei Kamiyama? The top-level explorer in Japan?

38. 38. 38. 38. Anonymous Person

Business Madman-san, congratulations on becoming a trending topic!

39. 39. 39. 39. Anonymous Madman Fan 

It’s so funny to see Hiiragi’s business model is getting destroyed by the #BusinessMadman LOL

40. 40. 40. 40. Anonymous Explorer

On the contrary, his ‘business’ is actually flourishing right now LOLOL

After that, the term “Business Madman” became even more viral thanks to the tweet from a top-level explorer from Japan.

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“A-Anyway! I’m going to start the dungeon exploring right now! I didn’t start this stream just to talk with you guys!”

Completely oblivious that an S-rank explorer had taken notice of me, I was still talking to my viewers near the entrance of the dungeon. 

[Huh? Really? I thought you started this stream just to talk to us?]

[Wait! He must be that! The tsundere type!]

[So this is the livestream of a kind, humble and incredibly strong explorer who shares a 1.5 million yen potion with a stranger while acting all tsundere?]

[I came here because my friend told me about this crazy berserker dungeon streamer…. Did I get the name wrong?]

“Like I said! I’m not kind, humble OR A TSUNDERE!”

I declared firmly and as I was about to enter the dungeon…

[¥50,000 Thank you for helping Ruri Ruri! Turns out you have such a wonderful personality, huh?]

“Th-The maximum amount of tip?!”

My eyes opened wide at the sight of ¥50,000, something I rarely saw.  No way… I only got the maximum amount of tips like maybe only once a year and yet..

“Tha-Tha-Tha-Thank you very much…. Crap.”

This is bad…!!

I messed up! I accidentally expressed my honest gratitude due to the shock!

[He’s so normal when he’s happy LOL]

[He’s not even trying to hide it anymore.]

[¥30,000 I thought you were just a scary person, but it turns out you’re really polite and kind!”

This is bad… Wa-Wait?! 30.000 yen?! 

Adding the previous tip I had just received in the equation, that meant I had already made 80.000 yen. I had earned such a big amount of money in a short period of time. 

[¥50,000 This is my thanks for helping Ruri Ruri! Thank you!]

[¥10,000 It’s not much, but please accept this.]

Wha-What…?! Another 50.000 yen and then 10.000 yen!?

[¥10,000 Ah~ I actually want to give more tips, but since Hiiragi said he wasn’t the person who helped Ruri Ruri… I don’t think I can give him the 50.000 yen tip~]

[Trying to bait him with money LMAOOOOOOO]

[There’s no way he’d fall for that, right? LMAOOO]

“I helped her! I helped Ruri Hiiro!”

Huh? My mouth suddenly moved on its own…?

[LOLLLLLLL]

[WHAT A QUICK CHANGE OF HEART HIIRAGI! LMAOOOO]

[Completely lured by money. LOL]

[¥50,000 You admitted it so quickly lmaooo. Here, 50.000 yen as thanks for helping Ruri Ruri!]

No, but, it’s 50.000 yen, you know?! 50.000 YEN!!! Pride? What’s that? Some sort of food? Is it tasty?

“But still, that Black Fenrir? That guy was so weak! Fucking small fry! I just punched it a bit and it scurried away like a rat!”

[It’s already too late for that, Hiiragi. LOL]

[It’s waaaay too late for that.]

[Give it up already.]

[You definitely can’t recover from this. LOL]

In the end, I was defeated by money. 

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