Chapter 10: The Tragedy—or Miracle—of Niagara – Part 2

Inside the dimly lit warehouse, with no sign of rescue, the two of us sat huddled together, making small talk.

Things took a weird turn all of a sudden.

All at once, Kaoru-senpai clamped her thighs shut and began to fidget.

At first, I suspected, What’s this? Has she gotten so bored she’s finally started taking matters into her own hands? But seeing her eyes darting about, that didn’t seem to be the case.

If it wasn’t solo play, then—

It hit me.

“Kaoru-senpai, do you have to pee?”

Kaoru-senpai’s face turned bright red. Maybe that was a little indelicate of me, but since she’s the one who’s always saying and doing indelicate things, she was just getting what she deserved.

“Wh-Of course not!”

“Then do you have to poop—”

“—It’s pee! Pee! It is absolutely not the other thing!”

Kaoru-senpai confessed right away. After saying it, she buried her face, her expression full of anguish.

“…”

“…”

We both fell silent.

Man, this is awkward.

“The bathroom,” I murmured. “You’re not going?”

“Shinichi,” Kaoru-senpai glared at me. “In this situation, how am I supposed to go…?”

Yeah, good point. She offered no reply after that. She was probably desperately trying to hold it in.

Kaoru-senpai was muttering something under her breath. I leaned in quietly to listen.

“I’m okay, I’m okay, I’m fine… C’mon, me, you can do this… Patience… a woman of patience… the cornerstone of the Student Council.”

Oh, she doesn’t sound okay at all. This is getting pretty critical.

An image of a ferocious yellow wave crashing against the walls of her bladder, threatening to erode them, popped into my head.

And at the same time, Kaoru-senpai’s words came rushing back to me.

—You can tease me more, you know?

————you know?

——————you know?

————————you know?

I see.

This is it.

This right here.

This is our own messed-up Student Council way of flirting.

We don’t have to force ourselves to fit the anime or manga rom-com mold.

This kind of messed-up love is what’s truly fitting for the Student Council, huh.

I understood everything. And so, I began to chant the spell.

“Niagara Falls, Iguazu Falls, Victoria Falls, Yosemite Falls, Gullfoss Falls, Kaieteur Falls—”

“Wai-hey, Shinichiiiiiii! Don’t make me imagine cascading liquids!”

Kaoru-senpai’s face twisted in agony as she shouted, beads of sweat clinging to her forehead.

“—Angel Falls, Lower Falls, the Seven Sisters, Nohkalikai Falls.”

“Stooooop! And why does an idiot like you know so much about waterfalls anyway?! Hnnngh!”

Tears welled in Kaoru-senpai’s eyes as she bit her lip, trying to endure.

Alright, time for a multi-pronged attack. I held Kaoru-senpai’s arm and looked up at her pleadingly.

“You’re just so cute when you’re fidgeting,” I said, sticking my tongue out with a wink. Kaoru-senpai clutched her groin with both hands, muttering, “Ugh! Cute—but this is… bad…”

Okay, just one more push.

She’s the one who’s always sexually harassing me. It’s about time I taught her a lesson.

Still holding her arm, I chanted into her ear.

“Mountain D—, Mello Y—, Sunk—, Jar—”

“Shi-n-i-chiiiiiii! Seriously! Seriously, stop! Don’t make me imagine yellow liquids!”

Her face flushed, Kaoru-senpai writhed and shivered uncontrollably.

And now, was I going to forgive her—

—does such a sweet worldline even exist?

I brought my lips to the nape of her neck.

“Don’t… Shinichi… what are you—”

I slowly pressed my lips against her sweaty neck—

nip.

—and bit down. Gently, of course, without actually using my teeth. It was a soft, tender bite.

“Aah-hyaan,” Kaoru-senpai let out a strange noise.

And then, the moment arrived without warning.

“Ah,” Kaoru-senpai whispered.

There was no sound. Without a sound, a warmth spread across my own butt, which was sitting on the floor. My pants grew damp with a lukewarm liquid.

Kaoru-senpai’s face, redder than I thought possible, was pointed toward the ground.

drip.

A single drop echoed.

The senpai stared at the damp, discolored concrete floor, trembling in silence.

Crap, I went too far.

It felt rude to scramble away from the spreading puddle of Mello Y—, so I stayed right where my pants were getting soaked and cautiously spoke to her.

“I-It’s okay, Kaoru-senpai! Just think of it as some slightly abnormal play, and you’ll be fine, right? It’s fine!”

The moment I said it, I realized it wasn’t comforting at all.

Kaoru-senpai hid her face. “Uuuuugh… I want to die…” she mumbled.

Inappropriately, I found that look of hers a little hot.

♦︎

We found a pair of judogi pants while rummaging around, put them on, and once again sat waiting for help.

Oh, right, I suddenly remembered.

“Crap, I forgot!” I fumbled in my pocket. Kaoru-senpai glanced over, wondering what was going on.

I pulled out my smartphone. “Log-in bonus, log-in bonus!” I said, launching my favorite mobile game.

Alright, daily bonus acquired.

A mere daily-login player like myself, I was satisfied. I went to put the phone back in my pocket, but my hand was grabbed. It was Kaoru-senpai. I couldn’t help but feel the strength in her grip was a little intense.

“…Hold on a minute, Shinichi. What is that you’re holding?” Kaoru-senpai asked, forcing a smile while a vein throbbed on her temple.

“Huh? It’s my smartphone.”

“…And it didn’t occur to you that you could use that smartphone to call for help and get us out of here?” The pressure from her hand increased. Ouch.

“Ahhh. Now that you mention it, you’re right! You’re so smart, senpai!” I said with a bright smile, then called the President. The electronic sound of a ringing phone began.

“Shi-n-i-chiiiiiii! For what reason! For what reason did the Niagara Tragedy have to happen!”

An enraged Kaoru-senpai was fast. Faster than my eyes could follow, she snatched the phone from me and took off running.

“Hey?! C’mon, give it back!” I yelled, chasing after her.

Kaoru-senpai reached the warehouse exit. A cornered rat. I spoke with a sneer.

“Senpai. No matter how fast you are, this is an enclosed space. You can’t escape from me. Now, give me back the phone. Let’s return to the outside world together.”

I closed in on her, step by step.

But Kaoru-senpai didn’t flinch. On the contrary, the corners of her mouth curled up. “Heh heh, hahahahahahaha,” she laughed out loud.

“You were right about one thing, Shinichi,” she said, her smile deepening. “Only a single finger can fit through this door’s grate.”

She slid her finger in and out of the grate I had examined earlier.

“But,” she continued, and a shiver ran down my spine, “it looks like a smartphone can fit.”

“No way… Hey… st-stop… Stop it!”

Kaoru-senpai dropped the smartphone through the grate to the outside.

“Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!” I collapsed to my knees. It was over. “How could you! How could you do that to meeeee!”

Kaoru-senpai beamed.

Then, she spoke quietly.

“Shinichi. I’ll wait for you. Hours, days, however long it takes. So, Shinichi.”

A smile that was not of this world spread across her face.

“It’s your turn to have a Niagara. A Miracle of Niagara.”

N…

N…

Nooooooooooooooooo!

In the end, I was forced to pee in a bucket I found nearby.

At the trickling sound I was making, Kaoru-senpai got a nosebleed and fainted.

An hour after that, the President and the others safely rescued us.

I deeply reflected on this incident. And I learned something.

When cornered, Kaoru-senpai transforms from an extreme M to an extreme S. And not just any S. A demonic S. A terrifyingly abnormal S who seems like she’d chase you to the ends of the earth.

From now on, I have to keep that in mind and learn to control Kaoru-senpai properly.

Also capable of handling maniacal erotica. This Student Council is messed up!