How I, a Completely Ordinary Guy with No Special Traits, Risked My Life to Save Beautiful Twin Sisters, Only to Make Both of Them, Who Turned Out to Be Yandere, Fall Madly in Love with Me (REMAKE) - 18-19

Chapter 18: The Three of Us Are Really Dating

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After we decided on our order, we called a waitress over, but after calling the waitress over, I came to understand the reason why they asked for my confirmation beforehand. 

“Three hot coffees and one Couple Parfait, please.”

“Hey!?”

The moment Riona gave our order to the waitress, I couldn’t help but shout out loud. I had no idea she was going to order the Couple Parfait, a limited-time menu item, so it caught me completely off guard. The waitress also looked startled.

“I’m sorry, but that item is only available to couples…”

“We are a couple, so I believe we meet the requirements.”

“…Ah, I see. So you’re dating one of the girls, then. I apologize for the misunderstanding.”

Hearing Reona’s calm reply, the waitress seemed to accept the situation with a nod. But in the next instant, Riona dropped another bomb.

“No, both Onee-chan and I are datingRyouya .”

““Huh!?””

Both the waitress and I cried out at the same time. Sure, when we entered the shop, we had joked about pretending to be a couple, but I never imagined they’d actually go through with it. That was way too out of left field. The waitress stood frozen for a moment before she finally rebooted.

“A relationship between three people… That’s a little…”

“But the menu only says it’s for couples. It doesn’t say anything about a limit on the number of people, does it?”

“Are you even really dating, though?”

The waitress’s doubt was perfectly reasonable. If I were her, I’d never believe something so absurd either. Then Reona and Riona stood up, came around to either side of me, and linked their arms with mine.

“The three of us are really dating..”

“In fact, the three of us slept together last night. Shall I tell you everything we did last night? From the foreplay all the way to the pillow talk?”

After that line, even the waitress seemed to give up on pressing further. She scribbled the order on the receipt and disappeared into the back of the restaurant.

“I can’t wait to try the Couple Parfait.”

“Yeah, I wonder what it’ll taste like.”

“….This is so ridiculous. I can’t even come up with a comeback anymore…”

All I could do was mutter to myself as I watched Reona and Riona chatting happily. A little while later, our coffees and the Couple Parfait were brought to the table. Needless to say, we drew a ton of attention—because who in their right mind would order  a Couple Parfait for three people? It hadn’t even been thirty minutes since we arrived at Tokyo Inclusion Square, and I already wanted to go home.

As I was thinking that, Riona scooped up a spoonful of parfait and held it toward my mouth.

“Ryouya, say ‘ahh’—”

“No, I can eat by myself.”

“Aww, but this is a special occasion. Come on, say ‘ahh’!”

“I’m telling you, I can eat on my own just fine”

Reona and Riona kept trying to feed me the parfait, but there was no way I could do something that embarrassing. And then they started saying something absolutely outrageous.

“Ah, wait… Maybe Ryouya-kun would rather have it fed to him mouth-to-mouth instead?”

“If that’s what you want, I’ll do it just for you.”

“Wha-?! Wait a second! How did we get to that!?”

I stopped Riona, who had parfait in her mouth and was leaning in toward me, and shouted. I mean, even the “ahh” thing was embarrassing enough—mouth-to-mouth was just out of the question. And seriously, Riona, stop trying to actually go through with it!

“Okay, then between mouth-to-mouth and ‘ahh’, which do you prefer? We’ll let you choose, Ryouya-kun.”

“I don’t want either…”

“You can’t run away, not after you tried to lie to us last night about not being a virgin..”

“…Fine. I’ll go with the ‘ahh’.”

Backed into a corner by the reminder of last night, I had no choice but to go with the “ahh” option. With everyone around us blatantly staring at us, Reona and Riona took turns feeding me parfait, and I was so embarrassed I felt like I might actually die.

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Chapter 19: I’m Letting It Touch On Purpose as a Reward

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After leaving the café, we began wandering around Tokyo Inclusion Square. The place boasted a vast total floor area, and just walking one full circuit looked like it would take a ridiculous amount of time.

“Come to think of it, once finals are over, it’ll be summer break, right?”

“Yeah. That is, if I don’t end up failing anything.”

“Don’t worry. I won’t let you get a failing grade, Ryouya.”

“Yeah, yeah! I’ll make sure to support you too,Ryouya-kun!”

Reona and Riona said this with determined looks on their faces. Thanks to them, I started to feel a bit of hope, and I decided to do my best to avoid failing any classes.

“By the way, Ryouya-kun, do you have any plans for summer break?”

“Hmm, nothing in particular for now, I guess.”

“Really?”

“Yeah, seriously. No plans at all.”

When Reona and Riona asked about my summer break plans, I answered confidently. I was sure the two of them would spend a fun summer vacation hanging out with their friends, but as for me? I figured I’d probably just laze around in my room.

“So Ryouya is totally free, huh.”

“Yeah, I figured as much. It’s Ryouya-kun we’re talking about—our resident loner.”

“You two are so harsh. If you bully me too much, even someone like me might cry, you know?”

Poisoned by the sharp tongues of Reona and Riona, I muttered those words. I mean, I was confident they already knew about this already, but I definitely didn’t have some weird kink where I liked being bullied. 

“You’re so pitiful, Ryouya-kun. Alright. Because Ryouya-kun is so pitiful, Riona and I will play with you as a special favor.”

“Now Ryouya has summer break plans too.”

“By the way, when were you planning on hanging out?”

I figured I should confirm just in case I ended up with any family plans. I ended up double-booking my plan, it would be a pain to deal with.

“Duh, every day during summer break, obviously.”

“…Huh!?”

Reona said it so casually, but I couldn’t help blurting out in surprise when I saw her face. Summer break was supposed to be around four weeks long, right? Spending every single day together seemed way too over-the-top.

“Wait. Do you not want to, Ryouya?”

“N-No, it’s not that I don’t want to. But what about your own plans? Don’t you have stuff lined up with your friends or something?”

Surely they weren’t going to say something crazy like “just follow us around.” If I got thrown into a group of Reona and Riona’s super extroverted friends, I was pretty sure I’d die on the spot.

“Oh. We’re canceling all of that, so it’s fine.”

“Wait, wait. Is that really necessary?”

“For both me and Onee-chan, Ryouya comes first.”

Their expressions were completely serious, and they didn’t look like they were lying in the slightest. It seemed Reona and Riona were totally serious.

“So yeah, let’s spend a fun summer break together, the three of us.”

“I want to make lots of memories.”

“…You’ve got to be kidding me.”

And just like that, all my summer plans were filled already. If I went back in time and told my past self that I’d be spending summer vacation with a pair of beautiful twin sisters, no way would I believe it. Thinking that, the three of us continued shopping for a while.

“Ah. Let’s stop by that game center over there!”

“Agreed. Shopping nonstop is starting to get a little boring.”

“I agree with both Ryouya and Onee-chan.”

The three of us stepped into the arcade floor. Inside were people of all ages, from kids around elementary school age to full-grown adults. To start off, we tried our hand at the claw machines—but then Reona suddenly froze up.

“…Ugh, so frustrating. One more time!”

“Hey, maybe it’s time to give up? If you’ve tried this many times and still haven’t gotten it, it’s probably just not happening.”

“No way. I will get it.”

She had already spent around 3,000 yen, so I suggested giving up, but Reona didn’t seem ready to quit. She fed more coins into the machine without hesitation.

“Once Onee-chan gets like this, you can’t move her away from this spot, not even with a crane.”

“So Reona’s the type who doesn’t give up easily, huh.”

“Which means we just have to wait until she gets it out of her system.”

Who knows how long that’ll take…

As I kept watching over Reona, I noticed a parent and child nearby trying to get the same type of prize from another machine. I figured we’d just gained another victim—but then, after about five tries, they managed to get it.

“…I see. So that’s how you’re supposed to do it.”

Watching them, I suddenly realized how to beat the machine. I moved over next to Reona just as she was about to insert another 100 yen coin and spoke up.

“Hey. Mind if I give it a try?”

“Huh? Did you figure out how to get it?”

“I’m not going to say that I’m going to get it for sure, but..”

As I said that, I inserted a coin and started operating the claw. While Reona had been trying to lift the prize straight up, I used the claw to gradually nudge the prize off the two bars from above.

I shifted the prize little by little until it was hanging halfway between the bars, then used the claw to press it down from above. I repeated that process a few times, steadily pushing it through the gap—and finally, the prize dropped successfully.

“Alright, got it.”

“Ryouya-kun, that’s amazing!”

Just as I squatted down to retrieve the prize from the slot, a high-energy Reona suddenly hugged me tightly from behind.

“H-Hey, your chest is pressing up against me, you know!?”

“I’m letting it touch on purpose as a reward.”

“That just makes it worse!”

The soft sensation of her chest was starting to wake up a certain part of my body and the situation was getting dangerously out of hand. At this rate, the two of them might realize I was getting aroused.

“Onee-chan. Ryouya is clearly in trouble. Maybe you should let go now?”

“Yeah, I guess I’ll forgive you with just this much this time.”

“Why does it feel like I’m being punished or something!?”

“But you were happy, right?”

“…Well, I mean, yeah.”

When I answered honestly, Reona grinned from ear to ear. After that, the three of us played classic arcade games like shooting games and air hockey.

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