Attack of the Delusional Guy ~My Childhood Friend, the Beautiful Heroines—They're All in Love with Me~ - #49 & #50
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#49: Main Heroines and a Sinful Man
Meg and Sakura-san didn’t object to Fujiko-san becoming part of the harem—in fact, they were genuinely happy for her.
Both of them had been pushing her forward anyway.
Kurumi also ended up offering her blessings to Fujiko-san, and she stopped saying anything negative about it.
After the five of us ate curry together in good spirits, we decided to check out Johnny-san from Kurumi’s Pocket Ojisan collection.
The holographic card showed a long-sideburned, thick-browed old man with slicked-back hair, his back turned to the camera, head glancing over his shoulder while holding a convenience store lunch bag—a glittering card.
“Hmm, do we really look alike?”
“Norio doesn’t have sideburns that long! Your hair’s totally different! Just the eyebrows… kinda match?”
“Yeah, the eyebrows are similar. But I think you look better than him.”
“Well, the geezer’s definitely not as gross as this.”
“You all don’t understand! We look exactly alike! Norio-kun, let’s try styling your hair like this!”
When Fujiko-san said that, Kurumi brought out hair product and a brush from the bathroom, and everyone started making my hair into an all-back style.
Meg then grabbed an eco-bag, stuffed some random stuff from around the room into it, and requested: “Hold this and make that pose for us.”
I did as instructed, turned my back to everyone, and stood holding the bag.
Then, after a brief pause, I turned around.
“Blech!!!”
“S-stunning!!!”
Meg, Sakura-san, and Kurumi burst out laughing.
And Fujiko-san’s eyes turned into hearts as she clung to me.
I’m all for everyone being happy and getting along, but somehow this feels different from what I imagined my harem protagonist role to be.
“Haaa♡ Now I can enter the Pocket Ojisan Master League!♪”
“You can’t enter that!”
After that, Sakura-san explained the rules of the Norio Harem to our newly admitted member Fujiko-san, while Meg gave a lecture—complete with demonstrations—on the precautions for wearing school swimsuits in daily school life.
In contrast to Meg’s serious expression during her explanation, Fujiko-san wore a wry smile. Probably Meg wanted to act like a senior heroine or something.
Finally, we decided to explain everything to Kyouko-chan tomorrow at lunch. Sakura-san and Fujiko-san headed home, and I offered to walk them both there.
We went to Sakura-san’s place first, exchanged a goodnight kiss, then headed to Fujiko-san’s house.
As Fujiko-san and I walked hand in hand, she began apologizing for everything up until now.
“I’m truly sorry for everything. I took advantage of your kindness and caused so much trouble…”
“Nah, that’s all in the past now.”
“I’ve always been the type to get so absorbed in something that I lose sight of everything else. I get so caught up in fantasies, and when I started thinking about you, it was so much fun that my imagination ran wild and I mixed up my delusions with reality.”
“Yeah, that seemed about right. Even in the club activities you were like a runaway train. I know we took the long way around, but you can tell the difference now, right?”
“Yes, thanks to you holding my hand like this.”
“Heh, so you’re a hopeless kitten who can’t function without me, then. You really are a troublesome kitten.”
“It’s strange though—even after hearing that my delusions ran out of control, you didn’t back away from me, did you?”
“Ah, well, I’ve got someone way worse than that. Kyouko-chan’s perverted fantasy stories—I’ve been subjected to plenty of those.”
“So Kyouko-sensei really is a pervert. Even during club activities yesterday, she’d do weird things with a serious face.”
“Apparently Kyouko-chan wanted to make me her pet. She said she wanted to make me her pet and engage in various perverted plays.”
“Eh… but you’re still dating her as part of the harem?”
“Yeah, Kyouko-chan’s a proper member of my harem too. I go along with her perverted plays as much as I reasonably can.”
“Is that so… then I want to as well! Please, let’s do a Pocket Ojisan battle together!”
“We’re not doing Pocket Ojisan battles!”
“That’s so sad~”
Despite her disappointed tone, Fujiko-san’s expression carried a sense of ease, and the tragic air I’d felt from her recently had completely vanished.
As I gazed at Fujiko-san’s face, she smiled gently and then linked her arm with mine in an embrace.
A proper beautiful girl’s smile and the way she nestled against me had considerable destructive power. We were completely different from when we’d been alone in the Literature Club—we’d become true lovers.
When we arrived at Fujiko-san’s house, we embraced one last time, then shared a goodnight kiss.
“Getting our first kiss and having multiple kisses on the day we started dating—you really are something, Norio-kun.”
“Wait, was that your first kiss?”
“Of course. Ufufu.”
“I see. Then let’s keep this going. I’m heading home now. Goodnight.”
I kissed her one more time.
“Thank you for walking me home. Goodnight, Norio-kun.”
Fujiko-san stood in front of her house and watched until I was completely out of sight.
#50: (Final Chapter) – The Way of a Harem Protagonist
After Fujiko-san became part of the harem, there were various twists and turns, but we continued nurturing our love with all four of them.
Sakura-san successfully advanced to a private university within the prefecture.
Ever since she started dating me, her attitude and expressions softened, and apparently once she became a college student, she became incredibly popular—frequently getting hit on and confessed to.
However, she shot down every single one with: “I have a boyfriend I’ve pledged to spend my life with. Sorry, but my heart won’t budge even a millimeter for you. Give up.”
And unlike her lonely days as a discipline committee member, she now spent time at my place or Kyouko-chan’s apartment, helping Meg and me with our entrance exam studies, enjoying girl talk with Kyouko-chan.
She’s the most normal of the four, yet when it comes to sexual matters, she’s surprisingly active—arguably the biggest challenger.
It’s the rebound from her serious personality and model student life, I suppose. She shows interest in various things and acts boldly and aggressively. These days when we bathe together, she’s completely naked, always wants to wash my—enthusiastically, and once she grabs it, she rarely lets go, constantly enjoying the sensation with a smile, doing “nigi nigi.”
The gap from when she was called the Demon Discipline Committee Member and was a rigid conformist is now complete.
Meg and I are pretty much the same as always.
Even though we’re dating now, we’re still childhood friends, and we remain inseparable both at home and school just like before.
The main change is that Meg doesn’t wear school swimsuits anymore. Actually, I asked her to return to normal underwear for everyday wear.
School swimsuits should remain special, I figured. If you get used to seeing them all the time, they lose that rarity appeal.
Instead, we bathe together constantly, and during those times she puts on school swimsuits or microbikinis for me.
Of course, touching is permitted. That’s classic Meg’s service spirit for you.
Among all the harem heroines, she’s by far the best at understanding my preferences.
Apparently, according to Meg: “Norio gropes my boobs so much, they’ve gotten bigger again!”
With Kyouko-chan, I still visit every weekend overnight.
Maid and bunny cosplay had become standard, and we enjoy various kinds of play, but recently she’s gotten into sexy lingerie and has been showing up in those outfits more than cosplay.
By the way, with Kyouko-chan, we both have sexual shame, but that shame itself becomes the spice that fuels excitement, so we show each other embarrassing appearances and acts without restraint.
Both Kyouko-chan and I have strong sex drives. But given our teacher-student relationship, I have to endure like this until I graduate.
Recently, though, this prolonged endurance has started to feel like part of an elaborate play with Kyouko-chan—like putting food in front of a dog and saying “Wait!” over and over.
Yet she waits for me anyway, and in that, I feel Kyouko-chan’s deep love for me.
Fujiko-san has calmed down considerably from her runaway imagination phase before we started dating. At school, she behaves like the honor student and madonna I thought she was initially.
On the flip side, when we’re alone or just with the harem members, she nestles against me sweetly and has fun creating fantasies with Kyouko-chan and the others.
She’s also started coming over to my place occasionally.
Officially, she’s sleeping over at Kurumi’s, but she comes prepared for an overnight stay and spends the night with me.
When Fujiko-san comes to stay, Meg thoughtfully heads home early.
We bathe together in school swimsuits, sleep in the same bed, and we’ve become truly intimate with no awkwardness between us.
The only quirk is her tendency to keep styling my hair as all-back, but once I do it for her, she becomes about three times sweeter and cuter, so I just let her do what she wants.
We also continue having monthly sleepovers with everyone.
Lately, when all of us are together, the conversation has increasingly turned to life after graduation.
Meg, Fujiko-san, and I are already in third year—graduation is right around the corner. All three of us want to advance to higher education and are hoping to attend the same university Sakura-san goes to.
Separate from us three busy exam students, Kyouko-chan and Sakura-san are happily planning our graduation trip for all five of us.
On that graduation trip, we’re going to lift the sex restriction.
We three exam students are studying hard with that to look forward to, but when I overheard Kyouko-chan and the others’ conversation mention “reverse bunny outfits for everyone on the first night,” all my exam fatigue instantly vanished.
Classic Kyouko-chan—the special carnival vibe is incredible.
All four heroines are eagerly anticipating sex with me.
It’s like I’ve indulged my selfish harem protagonist pride by making everyone wait this long.
That’s why I’ll make all four heroines enjoy themselves plenty, feel incredible pleasure, and make them truly happy.
This is my way as a harem protagonist.
Yes.
I’m a sinful man, but I’m a protagonist who bears that responsibility with full resolve—Norio.
THE END





































