You're the god of rom-com but you're interfering with my romantic comedy life? - Chapter 2 Part 6 - Lets figure out a way for the god of romantic comedy to use her divine powers (6)

Without a hitch after classes, I invited Seira to a family restaurant near the school to talk. Of course, it was to discuss how to use her divine powers properly.

I chose a family restaurant because here we can talk without worrying about the people around us, and we can also eat to have a long discussion.

“Hey! Why did you call me here?”

I also called Yuno to come here. I sent her a text message during the break saying, “I need to talk to you after school.” And unexpectedly, she came here without asking too many questions.

Lately, it felt like Yuno became fond of me?

“Hey, you! Are you ignoring me?!”, Yuno pulled on my school uniform as she said. What a temperamental person!

“You really should stop being moody. Your beautiful face will go to waste if you keep being like that.”

“W-W-What are you saying out of the blue?! Pervert!”

Sigh, I praised her, and I get called a pervert? Well, let’s ignore it.

I’ve failed to get Yuno in a good mood. Whatever, let’s leave her alone and get down to business.

“Rejoice, Seira. I now know what you need to do to be able to use your divine powers properly!”

“Re-really?” Seira with a happy look on her face.

Till now, no matter how many times Seira and I discussed it together, we never came up with any good ideas, so she should be genuinely delighted.

“According to my friend, it’s important to get advice from other people to overcome what you can’t do.”

“O-Oh! Is that the case…”

As I mentioned Chitose’s opinion that I heard during the lunch break, Seira let out a voice that sounded very curious.

“That’s right. So I decided to get this girl to give you that advice.” *Pon* I put my hand over Yuno’s shoulder as I said this.

“Umm, what are you talking about?” Yuno said with a puzzled look.

Of course, she doesn’t know it. I haven’t told her this even once.

“Yuno, from now on, will be giving Seira advice on how to use her divine powers properly.”

“I don’t want to!”

‘An instant response!?’

“You don’t want to!?” Seira shockingly retorted.

“T-That’s because…” Yuno was fidgeting as she said this. She might be feeling guilty when she saw Seira her shocked expression.

“But, isn’t Seira is a friend of yours…? Friends help each other when they’re in need, right?”

“Ugh…”

Yuno paused and went silent for a moment and then proceeded to say:

“I don’t want to do things that I hate. And I’ve told you this before. I don’t want to help Yuugo with your confession because it will make neesan sad. If I help Luna master her divine powers, I’ll indirectly help you with your confession.”

“Maybe that’s the case, but…”

This girl doesn’t want to help with confession, huh.

But I won’t get dissuaded. I already anticipated this from Yuno.

“Look at this, Yuno.”

I took something from my pants and put it on the table.

It was a small heart-shaped keychain.

“What are you going to do with that?”

“You see here. This keychain here is a limited-time item in this shop. According to the rumors, if you have this, the chances of being successful in your love romance will increase. “

I displayed her the keychain and then proceeded.

This rumor is said to be true. Thus, I went into this restaurant and drank the limited-time original blended coffee on the menu for that period to get the keychain.

“H-Hmm… Is that so?”

Yuno’s voice seemed disinterested but kept looking on to the keychain.

Yosh! Let’s push a bit more.

“By the way, I have five of these key chains, and I’m willing to share some of them with you.”

“Re-Really!” Yuno exclaimed ecstatically.

“Yeah. But on the condition that you’ll be Seira’s advisor.”

When Yuno heard that sentence, her face changed to an annoyed one.

“I-If that’s the case, then I-I don’t need it. I mean, I can just order for the limited-time item─”

“It’s unfortunate, but the limited-time item has already ended, so you can’t get this keychain anymore.”

I looked at Yuno and saw her gnawing her teeth *Gnununu* with a frustrated look.

She badly wants the keychain, huh.

“So what now, Yuno? I’ll repeat my offer. If you became Seira’s advisor, this keychain is yours.” I said as I flicker and dangle the keychain in front of her face.

At that moment, she looked down and shrugged off her shoulders.

“… to”

“What?”

She said something, but her voice was so low that I didn’t hear it.

“I SAID I DON’T NEED IT! IDIOT!!!”

She clearly said in a loud voice, got up, and ran out of the door. The last part is unnecessary, though.

“Kirishima-san…” Seira looked at me with worried eyes and said, as I was pondering.

“I’m sorry, Seira. I couldn’t persuade Yuno.”

“Don’t worry. I can also understand Yuno’s case.”

Despite her words, Seira looked a little disappointed.

It seems like she genuinely wants Yuno to teach her various things.

Hmm, what should I do? At this rate, no one can advise Seira on using her divine powers properly. 

“Wait a minute!”

I suddenly heard a familiar voice.

I turned to look, and to my surprise, Tsukimiya was standing beside me.

“A wild Athena appeared!?” shouted Seira on Tsukimiya’s sudden appearance.

“You truly are… Do you have to take it this far?”

“Ugh! I-It’s not like that! I’m not following you! I just accidentally happened to enter the family restaurant that Yugo and others went to as I was going home!”

“Is it genuinely just a coincidence?” 

This girl truly has no skills at all in lying. Well, what can I say? It’s as expected of Tsukimiya.

“You still hadn’t learned your lesson from when you interrupted mine and Seira’s conversation before?”

“Yup! That’s why I eavesdropped on your conversation on a nearby seat!”

“You truly are a lost cause!”

If she had been eavesdropping, why didn’t she just do it until the end?

“And so? What’s with the hold-up?” I asked with my hand on my forehead due to head pain caused by being bewildered by Tsukimiya’s action.

“You see… If you want, I can teach Luna how to use her divine powers properly.”

“Ha?” I exclaimed. Is this girl alright in the head?

“Tsukimiya, you do understand what you’re saying, right? If you teach Seira properly and she masters her divine powers, my probability of succeeding in my confession will increase exponentially.”

“O-Of course, I know that! But I didn’t say I would do it for free!”

I see. So there was a condition?

Now it makes sense that Tsukimiya is offering it.

Well, there’s probably also that desire of hers to help a friend of need.

“And what’s you demand in exchange?” I asked.

“Uhm, that’s… That! I want that!” said Tsukimiya, fidgeting while pointing to the heart-shaped keychain.

“You want this keychain in exchange?”

“Y-Yes! If you give me that, I’ll provide various advice to Seira on how to use her divine powers properly.”

I looked at Tsukimiya and saw no hint of a lie in what she said.

“Are you sure this is what you want in exchange?”

“B-Because it fulfills the owner’s love romance, right?”

“Well, that’s right, but…”

To be precise, the fulfillment of the owner’s love romance increases. But it’s not 100% certain. I have five keychains, but my love romance hadn’t succeeded at all.

“Is that a no?” Tsukimiya asked worriedly.

Truth be told, there was no reason to say no. When Yuno rejected it earlier, I didn’t know where to find another love comedy god that would advise Seira how to use her divine powers properly.

But the problem is Seira. Would she accept Tsukimiya as her teacher?

“Seira, are you okay to be taught by Tsukimiya?”

“Yes! I have no problems if it’s Athena!” Seira said noddingly and happily. She’s pretty happy since her friend Athena, will be the one to help her.

“And so that’s it. Tsukimiya, please help us.”

“Alright, alright. Leave it to me!”

Upon saying that, Tsukimiya held out her hand in front of me.

“U-umm… the key-keychain, please”, Tsukimiya muttered shyly with her cheeks dyed red. 

She badly wants this keychain, huh?

“Here you go. It’s a promise after all.”

After handing it over to Tsukimiya, she dearly held it in the palm of her hand, as if it was a treasure, and strapped it on her bag. 

“Fufu, this will help me get closer to Yuugo.”

I wanted to interject, but let’s just stop since she’ll help Seira. Let’s leave her in a good mood for today.

“Then leave your holiday schedule plans open.”

Tsukimiya and Seira looked confused at my words, tilting their heads in response. You both indeed are good friends.

“On that day, we’ll all go out and help Seira practice using her divine powers while Tsukimiya advises her on how to use them properly.” I politely explained my words to the two confused gods.

“In short, I will use my powers while Athena is giving me guidance?”

“Yes, that’s right.”

Seira got the meaning behind my words.

“I see. In other words, it’s a date with three people!”

“That’s not it!”

How come she thinks of the weirdest thoughts, such as ‘date’? Is her head filled with nothing but flowers?

“Is that not so? There are three people, two women, and a man. Isn’t that what you called a date?”

“Ugh, that’s not…”

I thought of arguing back, but I gave up. It’s too much of a hassle, so let’s just leave it like that.

“Is it a date?” suddenly asked Seira.

“Ettu… Hmm, well, whatever. It’s fine, whatever you think it is.”

After I said that, Seira’s eyes shone sparklingly. 

“It’s my first date in my entire life!”

“I-Is that so? I-I’m pleased for you.”

“Yes!” 

Seira shooked my body to express her joy. Close, you’re very close! And why do you smell so lovely?

“Date! First date of my entire life!”

“Don’t forget Luna. This date is between me, Luna and Yuugo!”

Afterward, Tsukimya and Seira went on to their little worlds.

And with all this happening, Tsukimiya got close to my seat. She’ll probably try to ask to hold my hand if there’s a chance. But I’ll smoothly decline if that happens.

And thus, on holiday break, I’ll be going out with Tsukimiya and Seira.   

“”Date!!! Date!!!””

Please stop both of you! What you’re doing is very embarrassing…!!!