You're the god of rom-com but you're interfering with my romantic comedy life? - 11 - Chapter 3 Part 1
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- You're the god of rom-com but you're interfering with my romantic comedy life?
- 11 - Chapter 3 Part 1
TL: Xean
ED: Chochocobo
Part 1
Was she really that shocked to encounter me on a holiday?
“Etto, Tsukimiya. Actually, me and Yuno got to know each other a few days ago……”’
“I-is that so?”
I nodded in response.
“Yuno told me that you’re going to help people find love today, so I was curious and came here to observe.”
“Aah, I see. So that’s the reason.”
Tsukimiya was easily convinced by my reasoning, which was a relief. This girl was quite the naive god, but after a while, her face turned somewhat downcast.
“What’s wrong? Are you feeling sick?”
“No, I’m not, it’s just that… I was thinking I should’ve worn something prettier if I knew I was going to meet Yuugo.”
“A-Ahh.”
Tsukimiya spoke with a sad expression on her face. Seeing her so downcast made me feel as though a needle were pricking my heart.
As always, I’m amazed at how straightforward she was about everything. If I were to leave her alone, she’d go on to say everything that was on her mind.
“A-argh!”
A sharp kick originating from a jealous god somewhere behind me knocked me out of my thoughts.
“Why are you flirting with nee-san in front of me? I’ll kill you.”
A whispered death threat soon followed. What a very ungodly thing to say.
“Where was the lovey-dovey part in that? You’re the god of romantic comedy, aren’t you? Do you even understand romantic comedy?”
“Excuse me, I do understand. Right now, I’m a yandere.”
“Ugh… I-I understand!”
Yuno’s pupils had somewhat dilated while we spoke.
“Mou~… Yuugo is really close with Yuno.”
‘Jii’- Tsukimiya stared at Yuno. She seemed a bit angry.
“Eh, Ah… That…”
Yuno’s green eyes shifted left and right, indicative of her confusion having now been cornered in this predicament. Eh, who was this girl? I didn’t know Yuno could be like this.
“Ah, by the way Yuno. I thought we were going to the shopping mall today…”
“Th-that’s right. Le-let’s go nee-san.”
Yuno said in a low, somber tone. The two of them started walking, though Yuno seemed to be shaking quite a bit… I understood now. This was the current situation of the Tsukimiya sisters.
“Come on, Yuugo, let’s get going.”
“Eh… A-ah, okay.”
Tsukimiya had no idea that her sister was so nervous in front of her. All the while, Tsukimiya was smiling with a carefree expression on her face.
Haa~ It was going to be very difficult to improve the relationship between the Tsukimiya sisters. I felt it right from the start.
A little while later, we arrived at the shopping mall with Yuno leading the way (or rather, just walking ahead of us), and came to a plaza-like floor amidst a lot of people. Then we sat down on a bench at the end of the floor.
“By the way, what exactly do you do to help people fall in love?”
Yuno explained it to me last night, but I couldn’t understand how it worked.
“As I said before, we have the power to help or hinder human love relationships. Therefore, today we will use our power to help human love.”
Tsukimiya gave a detailed answer to my question.
To put it simply, they were going to help people fall in love with the same power that’s been preventing my confession… What a troublesome thing to do, I think.
“You. You just thought that we’re about to do a pain in the ass work, didn’t you?”
“A little.”
Immediately after I said that, I got punched in my solar plexus. It hurt like hell.
“You know, even though you’re constantly messing with me like this, I’m currently helping you and Tsukimiya on this date. If you have such time to waste, why don’t you go talk to your sister?”
“Th-that’s true, but…..”
Yuno glanced at me and looked at her sister, and by chance, Tsukimiya and Yuno’s eyes met.
“What’s the matter, Yuno? What’s wrong?”
Tsukimiya showed a gentle smile.
“N-nothing, it’s nothing.”
Yuno blushed and immediately looked away. Haa- The relationship between the sisters will be difficult to repair if this continues. And that will be a problem to me, to be honest.
So I decided to give her a helping hand, even though I was dismayed by her reluctance.
“Hey, Tsukimiya. Let’s do that thing where you help people fall in love? Your sister wants to do it together with you as soon as possible…”
“Eh, really?”
I nodded my head, trying to be as amiable as possible. By the way, Yuno was standing beside me.
“What are you talking about? I never said anything like that!”
Yuno complained heavily.
“What’s wrong, Yuno? If that’s the case, you could’ve told me earlier.”
Tsukimiya was acting like a big sister and she seemed more mature than usual.
“Kuh! Th-Thats… that’s…”
“Are you embarrassed saying that to your sister? …… That’s not a problem is it?”
I whispered to her. Yuno replied “It’s not a problem”.
“Are you sure you’re okay? If you continue like this, you’ll never be able to talk properly with the person you cherish the most.”
Yuno shivered at my powerful words. She was clearly shaken up. Moments later, she let out a deep sigh and spoke, having made up her mind.
“Yes. I w-want to… work with my sister to make people’s love come true.”
Yuno stared directly at Tsukimiya with a bright red face.
“Okay, okay! Then let’s hurry and get started!”
Tsukinomiya shouted happily and began to look around as though she were assessing something.
“Okay. We’ll go with those two then.”
In front of us was a teenage boy and a teenage girl sitting next to each other on a bench. The girl has a neat face and seemed to be rather popular.
I thought for a moment that they were a couple, but it was really obvious, even from afar, that they were too innocent.
“They are not a couple.”
As I was wondering, Yuno suddenly said that to me.
She had that walking stick in her hand. When did she take it out?
“Did you use godly power to confirm? ”
“Yes, that’s right.”
Yuno nodded while saying that.
Godly power can tell if a man and a woman are a couple or not?
“That’s a very useful power. I want to have one too.”
“Then you’d have to become a god first.”
“That’s unrealistic.”
How can one become a god in the first place?
“Yuno. Will you come over here for a minute? ”
Suddenly, Tsukimiya called out to her sister. Yuno fidgeted a bit but moved to her sister.
“Are you ready?”
“….. Y-yeah.”
The Tsukimiya sisters engaged in some sort of discussion, and then afterwards turned their bodies towards the boy and girl. The two of them were still sitting on the bench.
“Then let’s start.”
After Tsukimiya said that, Yuno, with her cheeks flushed, nodded her head and waved the stick in her hand. After that, countless particles of light appeared and flew away at an unbelievable speed.
There were not many people around, and probably no one noticed. Was this the reason why we sat on the inconspicuous bench?
* Kira (light)- where did that light really come from? From my past experiences, if one touches that light, some mysterious phenomenon will happen.
“Hn? What’s happening?”
I saw that there were several guys walking towards the boy and the girl when I looked at them. Instead of walking past the two, they started to pick a fight.
It was probably a pick-up. They were probably trying to pick up a girl with a weak boyfriend.
“Okay. I’m up next.”
After exhaling, Tsukimiya also took out her magic wand and waved it in the same manner as Yuno.
Immediately after, particles of light appeared, this time under the man and woman. The next moment, all the ruffians attacked the boy, Megane-kun, all at once. (TN: Megane = Glasses)
But what a surprise! Megane-kun took them all out. Even though he looked so weak. Seriously, Megane-kun, that was amazing.
I was quite surprised by what had just happened, but I think Megane-kun was more surprised himself.
After that, all the ruffians collapsed, and the two men and women left in a panic, holding hands.
“How was it? Yugo.”
I was suddenly asked by Tsukimiya. Her blue eyes were sparkling for some reason.
“I know you’re the reason behind this but… what exactly did you do?”
“Yuno led the men to the two of them, and I temporarily enhanced the physical abilities of the Megane-kun.”
I see. So that’s why Megane-kun was so surprised when he defeated the ruffians. He was several times stronger than his usual self.
“Even so, why did you do that?”
“To help them find love, of course. I’m sure that by now, the likability of the girl towards Megane-kun has risen dramatically. If so, she might have already confessed her love to him and they might even be together! ”
Tsukimiya’s chest heaved with pride as she said this. This emphasized her huge breasts… Amazing! Just now about five guys stopped in their tracks at once.
“Hmm, I see what you mean now, about how you help people fall in love…”
Well, that certainly helped. When a man protects a woman with his body, it makes her heart swoon. If not, the woman’s probably a bitch, that’s for sure.
*- Or when you try to interfere with my confession, some pretty crazy stuff happens. But the way she helped them was surprisingly pretty normal.
“Then let’s keep on helping people find love.”
Tsukimiya said cheerfully with a happy smile on her face. …… Oh, what about Yuno?
After thinking about that, I looked to Yuno, who I found staring at her sister with passionate eyes. She was completely a maiden in love.
Since then, the Tsukimiya sisters have been helping various people with their love lives.
They let a mature couple win a trip to a hot spring by drawing lots.
Or help a girl meet a handsome prince, a herbivorous boy experience a ‘lucky pervert’ situation, …… and so forth.
As you can see, there are many ways to help people fall in love. …… but I’m not sure about that ‘lucky pervert’ situation.
As we spent the morning like this, I felt that Juno was slowly getting accustomed to talking to Tsukimiya properly. At least, she didn’t get as flustered as in the beginning.
At this rate, even if it’s not perfect, it would be nice if the relationship between the sisters could improve.
“Yuugo. I’m good at sewing.”
As I walked through the shopping mall, helping people with their love lives, Tsukimiya suddenly said that next to me.
“What’s that about all of a sudden?”
“Because I want the person I love to know what I like doing, right? That’s why I just said that.”
But why are you saying it now?
“But can you really do something hard like that? Sewing.”
“Mou~ Then one day I’ll show Yuugo my skills. What do you want?”
“Something like …… animals? ”
I mean, I don’t really want you to make me anything.