Why Is the Prettiest Girl in School Trying to Talk to a Loner Like Me during Lunch Break?

Chapter 113 – Extra Large Miso Pork Char Siu Ramen

“……” Looking around cautiously

(Alright, nobody here)

“Colonel, all clear ahead… You can proceed to the science room.”

“Understood. I’ll advance to the science room, so Snake, please continue securing our route.”

“Copy that, Colonel. This is Snake, continuing the mission…” Looking around

(At first, when the President said ‘If anyone sees us together or overhears our conversation, it could affect the election. Therefore, let’s use codenames instead of real names!’ I thought maybe her head had become as empty as her chest, but actually trying this is surprisingly fun… The President’s really into it too)

“Colonel, path is clear. Safe to proceed…”

“Roger. Moving from the science room to your location–”

“Wait! Hold up, Flat-chest Colonel! Emergency! Someone’s coming! Stand by, Flat-chest!”

“R-Roger– Hold on just a minute! Did you just casually call me–”

“I wonder if it’s true that sea urchin on pudding really tastes like soy sauce?”

“Enemy approaching! Talk later. Hide, quick!”

“Grr, you’ll pay for this later…”

(Good, the Student Council President managed to hide in the science room… But of all times for him to show up, this can only go badly…)

“Oh! Andou!”

“Oh, Yamada. What are you doing here?”

“Well, about the Student Council President – things got pretty crazy, right?”

“Yeah, mainly thanks to you.”

“That’s why I came to apologize! Thinking about it, I never actually apologized to the President!”

“You know that’s… normally the first thing you do?”

“Yeah! So I’m here to apologize! Hey Andou, know where the Student Council President is?”

(The Student Council President’s right there in the science room next door, but… Obviously I can’t say that, so I’ll have to improvise)

“The Student Council President just finished her shower and–

‘Oh my, I’m suddenly starving and peta-peta rin-rin! I feel like gulping down an Extra Large Miso Pork Char Siu Ramen at the cafeteria ♪’

–said something like that and headed to the cafeteria. If you hurry, you might still catch her?”

“Got it! Thanks, Andou!”

“Yeah, better hurry~”

(Phew… That took care of the nuisance)

“President, coast is clear! We can move on!”

“–What in the world did you just tell him?!”

“Gah!? P-President… Why the sudden anger…?”

“Don’t ‘why’ me! What was that completely random lie?! I would never say such bizarre things, and I certainly wouldn’t ‘gulp down’ some ‘Extra Large Miso Pork Char Siu Ramen’! Please stop using this opportunity to spread reputation-damaging rumors!”

“Hey now… Look, I was panicking. When I try to think of your character, all I’ve got is ‘Petta! Petta!’ and ‘scheming’, so… oopsie ☆” Tehepero ♪

“Don’t you ‘tehepero’ me! Why are those your only impressions?! I’m the Student Council President – surely you remember my perfect self during assemblies!”

“President, please don’t underestimate a loner like me. Loners fundamentally have zero interest in other people, so I don’t normally remember Student Council faces or personalities, you know?”

“I can’t believe… I’ve truly come to despise you from the very depths of my soul.”

“Well, you’re welcome…”

(Ugh, we’re being too loud. I should get the dejected President to the Student Council room before someone else comes–)

“Hm? I thought I heard Andou-kun’s voice over here…”

“”!?””

(That’s Asakura-san! Why is she here?! Me alone with the Student Council President in gym clothes outside an empty science room… This situation looks terrible!)

(Oh no! That’s right, I had plans to meet with Asakura-san later! I can’t let her see me like this…)

(Got to hide!) (Andou and Student Council President)

Sliding door opens and closes ← Sound of both hiding in the science room

“Strange… I could’ve sworn Andou-kun was here… but he’s not?” Looking around

–Science Room–

“”……”

“Hey, why are you hiding too?!” ← Whispering

“Just… reflex…” Tehepero ♪

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