Why Is the Prettiest Girl in School Trying to Talk to a Loner Like Me during Lunch Break?

Chapter 112 – Snake

“……” Looking around cautiously

(Alright, nobody at the entrance…)

“…This is ‘Loner Snake.’ Successfully infiltrated the hallway in front of the gymnasium. No sign of other students near the entrance… ‘Flat-chest Colonel,’ awaiting instructions. Over…” Whispering

Walking stealthily

“…This is ‘Flat-chest Colonel.’ Good work on the reconnaissance. Now then, ‘Loner Snake,’ please advance and confirm there are no students around the next corner… Over.” Whispering

“‘Loner Snake’ copy that. Continuing infiltration…”

(Ahh… Why am I sneaking through the gymnasium hallway after school with the Student Council President in gym clothes and bloomers trailing behind me, trying to reach the Student Council room without being spotted… Oh right. It’s all Yamada’s fault.

It all began when that idiot was slacking off from election duties and the soccer ball he was kicking around in the schoolyard accidentally hit the Student Council President who happened to be passing by, splattering mud all over her uniform.

Yamada naturally got beaten to a pulp by the male Student Council members who were with the President, and she decided to use the gymnasium shower to wash off the mud. Meanwhile, the office staff kindly offered to wash her uniform in the school’s washing machine, and the President said “Gym clothes will be perfectly adequate” until her uniform dried, but…

The real problem started when the office staff asked me to deliver a message and I arrived at the shower room door the President was using…)

Flashback

Knock knock ← Knocking on the shower room door

“Student Council President~ Are you in there? The office staff said they’ll deliver your cleaned uniform to the Student Council room later… Well then, I’ll be going now.”

“W-Wait just a moment… please!”

Click! ← Shower room door opening

“Whoa! President, why are you coming out… oh, you’re in gym clothes…”

“Hold on, why do you look slightly disappointed!? I’ll report this to Asakura-san!”

“Hey, cut that out! Seriously, that’s not funny…”

“Oh my? What an interesting reaction. What if I told Asakura-san ‘Andou-kun was imagining my naked body and getting all excited! Oh dear…’?”

“Go ahead and tell her if you want, but if you do… there’s a high chance the President will get stabbed by an Asakura-san who’s lost all reason and turned into a gremlin. Are you okay with that?”

“Your girlfriend is that type of person!? And I’m the one who’d be targeted!?”

(Well, that’s exactly why I said it’s not funny…)

“So, why did the President come out of the shower room? Even if it’s just a changing room inside and you’re already in gym clothes… it’s bad for my heart to keep standing in front of the girls’ shower room as a guy…”

“T-That’s… a certain problem has occurred.”

“Problem? Hmm… ah.”

“Y-You noticed!?”

(I see… The President certainly has a ‘problem.’ Because the ‘breasts’ that should have been about B-cup on the gym-clothed President in front of me had completely vanished without a trace…)

“President… what happened to that pitiful ‘scorched earth’?”

“Ugh… Are you saying it’s ‘completely flat’ like a plain where not even grass grows!? Is that what you’re implying!? Besides, your girlfriend isn’t much different when it comes to chest size!”

“You bastard! Don’t be ridiculous! Asakura-san at least has ‘more’ than that!”

“B-Bastard… This is the first time a kouhai has hurled such abuse at me!”

“Haah… So President, what happened to your usual ‘those things’?”

(Really, the President being in gym clothes makes the perpendicular angle of her chest slope stand out even more. It’s so sad to look at… completely flat!)

“W-Well… While I was showering, the office staff took my dirty uniform, and it seems they also cleaned the changing room while they were at it… ‘Those things’ I hid near the trash can because it would be embarrassing if found were apparently mistaken for garbage and thrown away…”

“Seriously…”

(Come to think of it, when the staff asked me to deliver the message, they were muttering ‘There was a lot of weird trash scattered in the changing room? What was that? Shoulder pads?’… That must have been it.)

“So what are you going to do in that state, President? If someone sees you…”

“That’s exactly why I’m stuck here unable to move! Given the situation, Andou-kun! You’re going to help me!”

“Help?”

(Help with what? Is it that? Am I supposed to massage the President’s ‘breasts’ until they grow bigger?)

“No… I have Asakura-san as my girlfriend, so that kind of ‘help’ is…”

“What on earth are you imagining!? That’s not it! I want you to guide me so I can reach the Student Council room without being seen!”

“Guide? So you want me to find routes with no people and lead you?”

“Exactly!”

“But why the Student Council room?”

“T-That’s because… if I go to the Student Council room… I have s-spare ‘those things’ there…” Fidgeting

“……”

(Why the hell does she keep spare padding in the Student Council room!? Well, I guess it’d be tactless to ask…)

“But in the first place, why should I do something like that for the President?”

“Unah!”

(I mean, the President and I are election opponents, right? There’s no reason to help an enemy in trouble…)

“T-That’s… If other students find me and discover the secret about my ‘chest,’ it’ll be terrible!”

“For you, President, right?”

“No, Andou-kun. For you too…”

“Eh!?”

“Do you remember? Our conversation the other day?”

“Yes.”

‘My demand is simple. Don’t interfere with my election. If you do that, I’ll protect this secret for life.’

‘Really… right?’

‘……’ Nod

“I promised not to interfere with your election on the condition that you don’t leak the secret… However, if my secret is already leaked to other students, I have no reason to keep this promise.”

“What!? That’s a completely different matter!”

“That’s irrelevant! If my secret gets exposed, I won’t be satisfied unless I drag someone down with me! And I’ll report the gym clothes incident to Asakura-san and self-destruct, taking you down with me!”

“That’s tyranny!”

“Ohohohoho! Now then, Andou-kun, if you don’t want to fall into hell together with me, you’d better work hard to protect my secret! Ohohohoho!” Flat chest pose!

End of Flashback

“……”

(And that’s how I ended up guiding the President to the Student Council room…)

“Come on! ‘Loner Snake,’ respond already! Hurry up and check ahead for any students!” Pat pat!

“President, I get it, so please stop patting my shoulder…”

(No choice then. Let’s just get the President to the Student Council room as quickly as possible…)

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“Everyone, thank you for always supporting us! It’s the Class Rep.

Now then, what’s next on ‘Nazekanno’?”

Leading the bloomers-clad Student Council President, Andou-kun heads for the Student Council room. However, a certain person blocks their path!

Will the two of them safely reach the Student Council room?