While trying my best to get along with my childhood friend, who was head over heels for me. The idol whom I saved that one time in history transferred in. Now my school life is in carnage. - Episode 8 : Eh? I am just in the process of teaching our daughter the secrets of Fel—oh.
- While trying my best to get along with my childhood friend, who was head over heels for me. The idol whom I saved that one time in history transferred in. Now my school life is in carnage.
- Episode 8 : Eh? I am just in the process of teaching our daughter the secrets of Fel—oh.
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Episode 8: Eh? I am just in the process of teaching our daughter the secrets of Fel-oh.
Chapter 8: Eh? I am just in the process of teaching our daughter the secrets of Fel—o.
“Well, now. Let’s hear her say.”
“… Damn. It’s the greatest shame of this century for me to stay and want to hear the rest of what she will say.”
Seeing Rei grinning like that makes me fidget. Even if it was just a little bit, I’m curious about the past story that Rei was going to talk about… Damn. Why is this happening! Calm down! My whole body! I order you to stop shivering!
“Fufu. Mi-chan’s body has become one that can’t live without me.”
“Hey, hey. Now let’s speak honestly here, ‘I’m going to marry Rei in the future.’ here~.”
“Oh, I’m going to… What the heck are you making me say!”
“Tch. It was just a little bit more.”
Rei took out her smartphone from her pocket and turned off the recording.
“… is this a frequent occurrence?”
“No? Since today Hoshi and others are there, she is being rather modest. Usually, she would be half or completely naked, and I would have already been pushed down on the bed with Arata barging in between and accompanying.”
Currently, Hoshi and Ayaka are completely disgusted, and normally… I ought to be on their side right now as well. So, please don’t look at me like that. I start feeling hor……
Wait. What was I … saying just… now?
“Ah, Mii-chan is getting hard being looked at with despicable eyes.”
“I—I’m not being happy!?”
“Hue? But I can tell by the excited smell you are making, you know?”
“Maybe you’re a dog??? No, probably not. As you are in heat all year round.”
“Fufu. I’m ready to accept Mi-chan 24/7. You can even ask me for *** this instant if you think you are ready.”
“You’re skipping time… Also, that is the worst way to use the analogy of King Crimson in the whole world. Or rather, even if I’m ready, it will always be impossible for me.”
“……? I can make you, though?”
“That’s scary. Also, don’t say that with a straight face, …moreover, the conversation is not continuing any further, though.”
I involuntarily breathe on my shoulders.
“Fufu. Rather I love it? This exchange of words.”
“S**t. I don’t want to say that I like this. That, even I don’t dislike it either.”
“We’re in love with each other. Let’s go to the grave together. Rather should we get in now?”
“That’s how a murderer speaks!”
“Fufu. Be careful on the road at night, okay?”
“E? Will I die? Will I get killed?”
“You will be killed by –ped.”
“I don’t want that! I don’t want to die due to excessive coming! I’ll be laughed at my funeral!”
“…So what was next in the incident?”
I was taken aback when Hoshi said that in between to me.
“Okay, Rei. Please continue. I won’t retort anymore. No, I lied. I will definitely retort if needed.”
“So, in the end, it’s going to be Rei-chan who says this, heh…”
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It was right when we were returning from a love hotel, going at it for a month, with at least 10 times (meaning 10 shots every day) until we got me pregnant.
(Something seems to have increased there!? Don’t try these scary projects while being just some middle schoolers, damn it!)
“Fufu. It was fun, right.”
“… Ah. Although I was getting done one-sidedly at the beginning.”
“But both mother and father were also quite satisfied after that.”
“Wait a minute!!”
“Mou~, What now? Mii-chan. You did say you wouldn’t stop me in between.”
“You see? Rei. There’s a limit to everything. Do you understand?”
“Love goes beyond limits, Mi-chan.”
“Don’t go beyond the limit for something like that! Rather who the heck are those! Those you said at last!”
“…? It’s our daughter Mirei, though?”
“Why are you saying this like it’s only natural! Also, don’t take your daughter to a love hotel!”
“Because… She’s only five years old. And I don’t want to be separated from my beloved daughter for a month at a stretch…”
“Wait there? That would mean that Rei, you would have given birth in the fifth grade of elementary school, isn’t that right?”
“That’s right!? No, no! You’re awakening hormonally way too early than normal! Or rather, you aren’t making an imaginary child now, are you!”
“Should I include how we made a child and make it look more realistic?”
“I’m sorry for being impudent!”
……When I said that, Rei shook her head in affirmation. Should I hit you anyway?
Rei cleared her throat. It seems she will continue with her story.
I lowered my raised fist and pressed my twitching temples.
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“Mirei also wants to make mommy and daddy feel good!”
“Fufu. Then let’s do it with all three of us next time.”
(Ethics-kun, do your job well! Also, guard officers over here!)
(Hello~. I am the ‘touchy man.’)
[TL notes: Touchy man here refers to those men who touch ‘P – parts of others’ in public.]
(Who the heck is that!? Wait—aren’t you Rei! Don’t act stupid! Return to the topic!)
(S-t-o-p! Don’t touch!)
Then, while I was walking home, rubbing my chest against Mi-chan’s body. In the meantime, since Mi-chan’s Mii-chan got big, we went into the back alley.
“Mirei, since it’s a good time, let me take the trouble and teach you the sensitive points of a man.”
(Hey…? That’s a lie, right? Tell me it’s a lie.)
“Waai Waai! (‘Waai!’ That’s not it, right! And what kind of thing are you teaching a five-year-old!).”
I stroked Mirei’s head while unzipping Mi-chan’s pants.
The gem came out with a bang. I slowly crawled my tongue from the tip to the root, and with his reaction as, “MMm——haa!”
“What are you even up to over here!?”
“Eh? I am just in the process of teaching our daughter the secrets of Fel—o.”
“Really, what the heck are you even up to!? Teaching a non-existent girl and our daughter to add something like fel—o, also something which you haven’t had any experience in, just what are you thinking! I don’t understand anymore!”
“Fufu… do you really think I never did that, ever?”
Rei smiled wickedly.
…Come to think of it, this morning. Rei hadn’t come to wake me up and was also acting relatively normal.
“Oh, please… say no.”
“Well, I never actually did.”
“Don’t say misleading things! No, I’m glad you didn’t, though.”
In my peripheral vision, I could see the relieved faces of Hoshi and the others… Ignore them. Let’s pretend I never took notice.
“It’s easy to attack, but I felt like I wanted Mii-chan to say, ‘Please eat me…’ voluntarily.”
“I really can’t relax around you, huh!? Or rather, my chastity could be in danger because of your mood!”
“Fufu. If Mii-chan hadn’t woken up yet today…”
“Nice job to me in the morning! Genius! God! May I wake up from tomorrow on!”
I ignore those voices coming from the back, saying things like:
“If I also come right in the morning as well… I can also play a prank on him too, can’t I?” (Hoshi)
And also, “Morning~… but the real perverted one is … me though” (Asaka)
“Onii-chan’s first-time …*slurp.” (Arata)
Or something similar. But I readily ignore those. I don’t want to see the reality!
“Then let’s talk about the continuation.”
“That part of the scene is cut, okay? It will be erased without a doubt.”
“Mou~ It can’t be helped… hmm? Could it be, if it doesn’t, our story will have no end…?”
“Don’t bring up concepts scarier than death!”
“Well, leaving that alone.”
Rei cleared her throat again. …Probably, she will be going to continue to the next part.
I took a long, deep breath.
Just as I was about to squeeze out the third shot from Mii-chan, Mi-chan softly grabbed my head and said.
“…Rei. Just now, I saw a figure in the back.”
“…! Could it be that we were being watched?”
“I don’t think it’s like that… Rather, it was a man… looked like he was dragging a girl about the same age as us into the back alley…”
The atmosphere grew quite disturbing. I put Mii-chan into Mi-chan’s pants right away and stood up.
… Although, since, Mii-chan’s was ridiculously big, it was a bit of a hassle.
(Can you stop giving out factual information from time to time!?)
“You’re going, aren’t you?”
“Yeah… I’ll go for now and have a look. If there’s no problem, I’ll be back asap, so please wait here, Rei.”
“No. I will also go.”
“… but. If something dangerous happens… Rei, even Mirei.”
“Then I’ll ask Mirei to become a drone.”
And as she smiled at Mirei, Mirei also nodded with a smile.
“Goodbye! Mother, Father”
And then, Mirei disappeared along with sound and smoke.
(What!? Just what happened now!?)
(Well, since… if she’s here, I won’t be able, to tell the truth without changing it.)
(Wasn’t it quite different from the truth, straight from the beginning!? Or rather, don’t bring her out in the first place itself!)
“Well, Mi-chan. Let’s go then.”
(Hey! Don’t run away from answering!)
(Even me, in her imagination, seems disgusted.)
End Of Chapter