Episode 20: Final Chapter of Volume 1: There’s no high school boy who has got high Oppai-resistance against Oppais Oppaippai!?

“Nn, Mii-chan. Can you sit here for a moment? I want to take a photo.”

“Hmm…? Aah.”

Rei handed me a smartphone and asked me to take a pic faced from the side.

As I sat down on the stone steps, Rei crouched down.

After which… Rei made me spread my legs wide while covering both her eyes with the open hand.

“…Just what are you trying to make me take a pic of?”

“? Erotic photos.”

“As if I’m going to take that pic you idiot!”

Somehow managing to suppress the urge to throw the smartphone in a fit, I let out a sigh.

This is anger management. Was it five seconds or was it six? Endure it, me.

“Eh!? But! I also want to take different shots after this! Like how ‘Miii-chan juices’ are coming out of Mii-chan’s Mi-chan!”

“OK Google, continuous anger management techniques for dealing with Rei.”

“Please give up.”

“Damn it! Even with applying the advanced knowledge of the entire population, it’s still impossible!”

“So that is why that smartphone is able to withstand you huh!?”

I returned the smartphone to Rei, with her cheeks puffed with frustration.

“Muu… well then, while we’re at it, let me spill another secret.”

“Hey, the way you sound it feels really unsettling.”

“Check your own phone’s photo gallery.”

Despite a growing sense of dreadfulness, I check my own smartphone.

…I don’t capture much photo shots.

But the moment I opened the photo gallery…

The screen was filled with flesh tones. Well, more accurately, skin tones and peach hues.

“What are you doing? You’ll be in serious trouble if you get caught! Moreover, just when did you even take these?”

Wait, it seems there are even videos in here. Although I’m DEFINITELY NOT WATCHING those.”

“Fufu, I was challenging myself to see how many erotic photos and videos I could sneak in without Mii-chan noticing anything about it.”

“As I thought, aren’t you supposed to be in some world of erotic manga? You really don’t belong in mainstream safe for work novels at all, you know?.”

“I’m always aiming to be the new kind of heroine every single time.”

“Un, definitely a new heroine we DEFINITELY don’t need. More like a grotesque heroine.”

For the time being, let’s just erase everything. I select from very first and scrolled down while selecting them all at once.

“Just how many did you even take?! They’re not at all decreasing!”

“Ehehe… I got carried away.”

“Don’t get carried away in someone else’s room!”

“I wanted to explore various scenarios and even thought about Mii-chan’s preferences.”

“Hey, there are over three hundred photos here!”

“It’s Mii-chan’s fault for not checking.”

“Just so we are clear here, the person who’s taking them is a lot worse!”

Or rather, Seriously, if anyone saw this, I’d be in serious trouble. For real. How did it even end up with overflowing uncensored images and videos like this?

I deleted everything and emptied the trash folder.

“Well, I still have some images and videos saved on my end. Let me know if you want them.”

“Delete them. If you lose your phone, you’re screwed.”

“It’s okay. I’ve saved them on a USB at home.”

“That’s not reassuring at all.”

I sighed involuntarily, while Rei had a sullen expression.

“Even though I got rave reviews from A-chan though.”

“Just what kind of stuff are you showing to my little sister? Eh? That wasn’t just at an R-18-rated level, those.”

“A-chan said she’ll get into doing it eventually, so look forward to it, okay.”

“It’s about time my heart will give out and burst. From stress that is.”

“At that time, I will give you half of my heart. Fufu. Half of my heart will be with Mi-chan… isn’t this actually a se0x?”

“I nearly got overloaded with information there! We don’t have that kind of medical technology. How on earth can you even come to that conclusion? Even the most hardcore yandere would be impressed.”

“Don’t worry. I’m confident I can outdo any amateur yandere easily.”

“Looks like the flag’s been raised for a skilled yandere to appear! If I were the protagonist of this story, it’s a flag that would probably show up around chapter three!”

“Aren’t your retort comments oddly specific, Mirai-kun. Are you okay? Are you sure nobody has had you say all this instead?”

“No way. That can never be.”

I laughed dryly and pushed Rei away. “Cut it out. Don’t pucker up and kiss the palm of my hand like that.”

“Mirai-san, please take a picture with me too!”

“Ah, sure, alright —mugu.”

Right in front of me, was my Oshi’s chest.
[TL notes: Oshi = Favorite girl / Favorite Idol.]

Could it be, I am about die right now?

While being dumbfounded by the sight, the sound of a photo being taken reverbed.

“E~hehe… With this, now I can post this on Instagram. “I won’t be able to escape a million people, so let’s stop it, shall we.””

“No — No way… 1000000P?! M-Mii-chan… that’s dangerous, you might die!”
[TL notes: P = Persons. 3P = threesome. That logic.]

“Even if you reduce it by four digits, it’s still enough to kill me.”

“Uuuuu… but I also want to try dropping hints like that.”

“Do you really understand what you are saying? That’s no longer just dropping hints in social media, it’s pouring in undiluted perfume in the open altogether, you know. It will get contaminated by that irremovable smell for months to come to come, you know.”

“Mou~, Ayaka-chan. This is how you do the ‘dropping hints’ part, see? Mirai-kun, put your hands forward. Yeah, like that, extend your palms.”

Following her instructions, I extended my hands… and with that Hoshi intertwined her fingers onto mine.

“Now, Mirai-kun, try taking a pic from that angle.”

“…”

For now, I did as she said. Or rather I tried, really.

“How’s that? It’s done now. now that’s what we call ‘dropping hints’.”

“….’Dropping hints,’ So basically, spraying Mii-chan’s Mi’chan juice directly on my face! And then taking a pic of it!”

“That’s not ‘Dropping hints’ anymore but rather ‘Over-the-top hints’. If you post that, all the boys will drop lifeless like flies.”

Even while saying this to Rei, I secretly still enjoy Ayaka’s breasts to my heart’s content… Damn it. Kill me!

“My Mi-chan’s Mind’s virginity was stolen from me…”

“Maybe it’s about time I wrap my head in aluminum foil.”

“Mirai-kun. That’s dangerous. In various ways.”

“As —as I thought, I guess it’s far better to entice Mirai-san using seductive means…? I-I’ll do my best.”

“Nn. Let’s all four do our best to take down Mi-chan once and for all. Let’s have a baby together in 5P.”

“There’s nothing but retort coming for those statements. It’s doing nothing more than breaking the law. But for now, let’s at least stop with incest, okay?”

“So that means the problem is solved if A-chan does with her butt–$o(e.”

“Don’t make that smug face. That’s no ‘problem solved’ at all. What are you, some old man for writing ‘solving problems’ with kanjis of ‘sticking out your ass’. Besides, you are not solving anything here.”

“Sticking it onto her ass! Or are you going to write on it!? Which one! The Kanjis which go upto 5!?”
[TL notes: Like how you see in hardcore hentais, where the man writes down the number of times he did the girl, the kanji goes like this –>]

“For now, shut up. I’ll sew that mouth shut elsewise.”

“Mi-If Mi-chan wants it…but please take care of it until the end…okay?”

“Heavy! Understand a joke when it is one!”

“So, that means I don’t have to shut my mouth up, right.”

“Hoshi, do it.”

“Yes Sir!”

I let out a sigh while asking the Hoshi to stop Rei.

“…Ayaka. I’m sorry, but please stop posting pictures of me in social media. As one of her fans, I feel really bad about that.”

And when I said that. Ayaka felt relieved.

“I-I’m sorry.”

I really feel bad for her. But, right now, I have to say this before anything else.

“Instead… Well, it might just be a substitute. You can take as many photos as you like as long as you don’t post them on SNS.”

“FU–AI~!-FUI–II-FANS–FI–FAN–FAFE–FII-FANS-FNFIFIFED-FHOFOS-FWI-!”
[TL: Yes~! Mii-chan’s — We can take Mii-chan’s Unlimited Photos Now.]

“As expected, even I couldn’t catch what you told this time. At least I understood that it’s something stupid nonetheless.”

“FU-AH~FE~SHI~FI~FE~FI~FO~?”

“Why don’t you just try asking me what I said?…? Well, now that you say it. I won’t know until I ask for it now, can I, Hoshi.”

“Yes”

Hoshi removed her hand from Rei’s mouth.

“So what did you say anyways?”

“I want to take the photo of Mi-chan’s pubic hair!”

“Hoshi”

“Yes”

“Fan-feh!?”

“So as we are at it, Ayaka. Since we don’t have much time anymore, …is there anything (requests) you’d like to take a picture of?”

Or so when I asked. Ayaka blushed a little and said…

“Th–then… I’d like to take a similar photo like the one you took with Hoshi-chan earlier. But not in a way like ‘dropping hints’ or ‘tease pic’ but in a way where, if Hoshi-chan to take the picture from the side.”

“Oh, oh…I understand.”

The difference in temperature between her and Rei might have me catch a cold. Ayaka takes my hand, and intertwines her fingers with mine… and brings her face closer.

No, wait. this is yabai. Ayaka being too beautiful, and an idol, and maybe something ever greater (lack of vocabulary), that’s it’s seriously yabai. No, I mean, right where I was made to do this with Hoshi, got my heart in trouble as well, but this case is just yabai, (yabai) —

Or rather… Eh? Isn’t she just too cute? Ayaka with her extremely embarrassed face, isn’t she just too kyute?

*Pashari.

I heard the sound of someone taking a photo right after.

“Haah…I feel like my inner otaku just came out for a moment.”

“Fufu… that was really cute.”

Stop! Because my heart won’t be able to take it any further!

“And so, it’s time to cleanse your mouth. Mi-chan. Let’s shake hands with our mucous membranes.”

“Damn, I feel sorry for myself for being even a little happy. Or rather, don’t just go and invent a new word out of that.”

“Then let’s drop hints like we’re going to have children now. Let’s pounce on each other.”

“Let’s stop dropping hints from now! Also don’t just throw straight shots right after coming out of that!”

I really don’t like how my heart calms down as I talk this in a casual way. Shit, even though I want to say that I hate it.

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“Just now I got a gut feeling that my Onii-chan is experiencing something naughty right now! [Even though I want to say that you don’t like it with your mouth, but your body and heart reactions are honest, isn’t it’.] or so I want to say!”

“Shin-chan! ? What are you saying during class!?”

◆◆◆

“Hacktion”

*sneeze

“What’s wrong? Mi-chan, do you have a cold? Want to infect me? Want to kiss me? Want to lick-kiss me?”

“I won’t. That’s too much of a leap…Ah, Ayaka, thank you.”

Ayaka hands her pocket tissue, and so I take it.

“Oh, and I want to take some more photos with everyone!”

So said Ayaka. Naturally, we nodded… with I and Hoshi and others started to take pictures afterwards, but.

“Da, damn… that arm, I can’t forgive…”

“Calm down! Yamada, who was forever bitten by Nectar’s anti-s on SNS!”

You’re doing something you shouldn’t ever do, Yamada. That will only bring down the popularity of the fans all in all. Ignore it and the report blog is the more stable approach.

No, the Oppai. Well, I also think that, if my situation was reversed, it would’ve been quite difficult for Oppai–me as well. After all, right now my Oppai. In my vision, Only Oppai, and Oppai are what I can see, that is why Oppai.

[TL notes: Oppai = Chests of the feminine gender.]

“…As I thought, Mi-chan have a weakness for Oppai?”

“There’s no high school boy who has got high Oppai-resistance against Oppais Oppaippai you know!?”

“Mirai-kun. Your sentence endings are getting weirder.”

It can’t be helped you know. Because my field of view has just Oppai and filled with Oppais. And there’s a reason why it’s like this now.

First, Rei hugged me, then Hoshi hugged me, then Ayaka hugged me…

“There’s no reason at all! For this!”

“Now, now. Just calm down and do Oppais as to your heart’s content.”

“Did you know? Oppais are a noun, that means Oppai? Mugu.”

“Oppai-Oppai, you’re being too much now, Mirai-kun. You know, it’s now becoming embarrassing for me too.”

“Mugu! (Then please don’t do that in the first place!)”

Even though there were many accidents like this, eventually the free time was getting closer to end.

“For the end…I want to take a normal photo with the four of us. Focusing on Mirai-san.”

“Nn. Okay.”

“Ah, then I’ll be the one behind… But what should we do. Who’s going to take it?

“Amazing. It just so complete coincidence that Gou has started walking towards our direction.”

Although he was a little far away, I could see Gou. When I called for him, he came running towards me.

“Really sorry for this, Gou. I want you to take a picture. I can only ask you.”

“Haha. Well, if you let another boy do that, it’ll break your phone instead. Fine then. Harem guy.”

“I really want to deny that. I want to deny it, but I feel like — if I deny it, something important inside me will crumble, so I won’t do it in the end.”

And with that, I handed my smartphone to Gou. I sat down, with Rei and Ayaka next to me. And then, behind me, Hoshi got down on her knees.

“I’m clicking it! Say, cheese.”

Hoshi puts her hand on my shoulder, while Rei and Ayaka came to lean on my shoulder. And a photo got taken instantly.

“…This guy really, it’s already a miracle that he is alive, and then, with a good life. Normally, he should be killed.”

“I think so too.”

“Ah, Aiba-kun. May I request you for another one?”

“Got it. Let’s take one right away.”

Gou held up the smartphone yet again.

“Okay then, Chee-”

I felt a soft weight on my head. I knew right away that Hoshi was resting on her chest on me. And then followed a soft warmth in both my arms. Rei and Ayaka must have hugged me right there.

“-zu”

Just like that. *Pashari, A photo was taken. These two photos will eventually… be placed in a photo frame on top of my desk, but I got no idea of that happening as of yet.

◆◆◆

“Ahhhh, that was fun.”

“Till now, this was the most enjoyable school trip I’ve ever been on so far.”

“It was fun, wasn’t it, Mii-chan.”

“I won’t deny that it was fun. However don’t try to undress me while pretending to sleep and dropping on my knees. You almost made me look like the only weirdo screaming for safety over there.”

“Now, now, aren’t you a bit too late to be sorry now? Just give up and let out Mii-chan out will ya?”
[TL notes: Says like a Yankee.]

“Are you okay? Your Japanese is all jumbled up there.”

We got off the bus and started walking home, while still chatting normally like that.

Despite all the ups and downs, even if only a little, I felt like my classmates has started accepting and recognizing me and my presence even lesser than ever before.
[TL: I think the translation is correct. If you want to check: なんやかんやあったが……同じクラスの人達からは少しではあるが、認められているような気がしなくも無くなってきた。]

The reason I almost couldn’t use my smartphone anymore was because of our class alone. Also, the fact that the teacher reported on my efforts to fix that situation on the bus ride back. From there on, people’s look towards me go a bit more kinder again.

But I won’t ever forget that episode. They all left me to fend for myself at the time when Rei attacked me.

“Well then, let’s go home.”

“Let’s go to Mii-chan’s house!”

“I’m coming!”

“Yeah, let’s go.”

“Don’t just tag along as if it’s the most obvious thing to do… Well, it’s fine nevertheless.”

And with that, my daily life, or rather, my abnormal daily life returns again. I want to achieve and show good results in the next exams after the Golden Week…

In order to catch up with Rei and the others, even if just a little.

But–

“I found you! Aone Mirai! I Challenge you into a harem showdown against us!”

Somehow, it seemed like the abnormal events within my abnormal life was far from over.

“You’ve got the wrong person. Please take your leave.”

Continuing to Volume 2: Harem Showdown.