Waking Up Engaged to a Cool Yandere Beauty: My Wild Journey with a Love-Obsessed Senior - Episode 30: The Study Session, My Girlfriend, and Her Girlfriend

Episode 30: The Study Session, My Girlfriend, and Her Girlfriend

A thought crossed my mind. My girlfriend is both my club president and my senior. By extension, that would mean that my senior and my president’s boyfriend is me.

──Which raises a question. From the perspective of my senior and my president, what exactly is their relationship to each other?

Rivals in love? Best friends? Or… girlfriends?

If it’s the last one, then my girlfriend’s girlfriend is also my girlfriend, and my girlfriend’s boyfriend is still me, which would mean…

My thoughts started accelerating. Before I knew it, I could see an infinite cosmos stretching out before me.

It was surely something far grander and more magnificent than the small universe—or cosmo—within me.

Although… inside my little universe, I could almost hear the sound of giant robots clashing in a fierce battle.

…Yeah. It’s probably because I watched that Gundam movie the other day.

“Uka—heeeey! Snap out of it!” A light patting on my cheeks brought me back to reality.

“Huh! Where am I!?”Looking around, I saw the familiar, spacious living room where I’d been spending most of my recent days. Without a doubt, I was in my senior’s apartment.

The table before me was covered with textbooks and notebooks. To my left was the president, equally surrounded by study materials.

“Honestly, Rei-kun. Studying is important, you know?”

My senior was wearing her glasses, which she only used when studying. They suited her perfectly. She was adorable.

“I do understand that, but still…” “Exactly, Unohana.”

“And Mariri, that goes for you too.”

She turned her sharp gaze to the president, who puffed her cheeks in protest.

“Ah, yes.” “Well, it’s getting late. How about we have dinner now?”

“Yay! Finally!” “After we eat, we’re getting right back to it.”

“…Fine,” we both muttered, slumping as we packed away the study materials. My senior placed a tabletop gas stove in the center of the table.

“No way. Could it be!?” The sight of something beside the stove made my eyes widen in awe.

“Fufufu, prepare to be amazed! Tonight’s dinner is none other than—!”

“As I thought!” “Yes. Sukiyaki.”

Before I knew it, I was giving her a standing ovation. Tears streamed down my face, and I didn’t even know why.

“Rei-kun, make sure to thank Mari. She’s the one who brought the meat for tonight.”

“Wait, really?” “Indeed! Shion, show him!”

My senior retrieved a wooden box from the refrigerator.

On its side was written: Highest Grade Kobe Beef.

“Behold!” The president dramatically removed the lid.

At that moment— “Whoa!!! What is that light!?”

It was as if a meteor had struck, radiating a dazzling brilliance. Until this day, I never truly understood what the term “marbled” meant.

Yes. Marble was a beauty. “Alright, let’s eat.”

“Let’s dig in!” The finished sukiyaki resembled a treasure chest. I cracked an egg and dipped my first slice of meat—

“Not so fast!!!”    “Wah!?”

Just as my chopsticks were about to seize the meat, it vanished. The speed was astounding. The red chopsticks moved like a comet streaking through space.

“Let’s see what my boyfriend is really capable of.”

“Damn it! Not even my dad has stolen from me before!”

“That’s exactly why you’re still soft! How can anyone grow without losing something first!?”

With those words, the president snatched another slice of meat.

“You took it again! Twice now!” “You two, eat properly.”

“…Yes.” Her scolding left us both wilting like boiled napa cabbage.

“And also…” “Hm?”

Her face turned bright red. “…This isn’t space, okay?”

“Ohhhh!” Her awkward yet earnest retort, accompanied by her flustered expression, warmed our hearts.

No, wait! That wasn’t the point. Well, okay, maybe partly, but—

“President, how would you rate Shion-senpai’s comeback just now? I’d give it a solid 120 points.”

“Hoh, Uka. You are soft on Shion. As for me…”

She cupped her chin, pretending to ponder deeply. …Oh, she’s quietly stealing a third slice of meat.

“…I’d give it 95 points.” “That’s still pretty high!”

“Listen. Sure, Shion’s comeback wasn’t particularly sharp, but did you see her expression just now? It was so sexy—”

“Mariri, don’t you love konnyaku? Here, have some. Say ahh.”

“Ahh—HOT!!!” The konnyaku she offered hit the president’s left cheek instead of her mouth.

“Rei-kun. Now’s your chance.”

“Oh, right.” Finally, an opportunity to taste the meat! I grabbed a piece, dipped it in the golden egg, and marveled at its glistening perfection.

“Shion-senpai, say ahh.” “…Huh?”

“You always feed me like this, right? Let me return the favor at least once.”

“…Mmm.” While the senior’s eyes sparkled, the president pouted, rubbing her cheek.

“Ah, ahh…” Timidly, my senior opened her mouth.

“Here you go.” After gently cooling it with my breath, I fed her the slice of meat. With a soft, almost seductive sound, she bit down.

“Delicious.” Chewing slowly and savoring the flavor, she licked her lips lightly.

It was… incredibly alluring. “Hey!” “What is it, President?”

“Me too! Feed me!” “Wait, are you serious?”

“Hurry up!” I had no choice. If I refused, there would be consequences.

After all— Since I’m dating both of them, I can’t exclude either of them. Nor do I want to.

“Alright, President. Here it comes.”… Okay.” Suddenly, she became uncharacteristically bashful, making me even more nervous.

“Say ahh.”  As I brought the chopsticks to her, my senior glared at me with disapproval.

“Grrr!” “Ahhh!?”Before I knew it, the meat had vanished again, taken by lightning-fast chopsticks.

“…As expected, this beef is excellent.”

I had a feeling, but the president’s familiarity with this quality of meat was uncanny. Most people would be too overwhelmed by its luxuriousness to eat it so casually.

“Shion-senpai, don’t tell me… is the president rich?””Oh, you didn’t know? Mari’s family is insanely wealthy.”

“Wait, seriously? Then…”Could it be that at home, she’s called Mari-sama or something? That’s so…

“Mariri-sama.”   “Huh? What?”  Whoa, she responded like it was the most natural thing.

“Are you mocking me?” “No way!”

“Hmph. You think it’s weird that someone as rough and unladylike as me is called an ojou-sama, don’t you?”

Rough and unladylike. Well, okay, I might’ve thought that a little, but—

“What are you talking about? You’re plenty cute, President.” It was nothing but the truth.

“What!?” The president nearly jumped out of her chair, glaring at me with wide eyes.

“You! Don’t joke around like that! It’s mean!” “I’m serious.” “…Enough!”

Why was she so flustered? I didn’t get it. If you’re complimented, shouldn’t you just accept it? Is this what they call a woman’s heart?

“Rei-kun.” “What is it?”

“You like tofu, don’t you? Here, say ahh.”

“Wait, hold on! That’s way too big to eat in one bite!” The tofu chunk she held out was at least 5 cubic centimeters.

“Say ahh.” “…Fine! Ahh.”

Juuuu. The tofu scorched my tongue.

Yeah, my senior’s love might be a little possessive.  But! That’s okay!

If it’s love, I’ll take it!… Though my tongue didn’t feel the same way.

For three days after that, I survived on nothing but somen noodles.