The Virgin Hero Who Fought in the Dungeon for 20 Years Returned to the Surface Only to Find the Population of the World Has Dropped Drastically, with a Male-to-Female Ratio of 1:1000 - 44

Chapter 44: Bulletin Board ⑥

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162 Anonymous Ryuuto-sama Follower

So, as a reward for Ryuuto-sama-chan, I will grant you the right to make me pregnant, pon!~♪

164 Anonymous Ryuuto-sama Follower

Hey, hold up

166 Anonymous Ryuuto-sama Follower

Don’t screw with me.

168 Anonymous Ryuuto-sama Follower

You… I will mess you up, you got it?!

177 Anonymous Ryuuto-sama Follower

Because of Ryuuto-sama’s comment about liking a pure bitch type, we’ve been getting more clueless newcomers who misunderstood his intention in this thread. 

182 Anonymous Ryuuto-sama Follower

That’s right! That’s right! The one who’s going to bear Ryuuto-sama’s child is me! ME!

185 Anonymous Ryuuto-sama Follower

NO! Ryuuto-sama’s precious seed is mine, okay?!

191 Anonymous Ryuuto-sama Follower

Stop joking around! Ryuuto-sama’s seed is mine!

196 Anonymous Ryuuto-sama Follower

Nope~ Ryuuto-sama’s seed is going to be mine soon~

201 Anonymous Ryuuto-sama Follower

Am I the only one who finds these squiggly lines in their posts extremely annoying?

206 Anonymous Ryuuto-sama Follower

Come on, let’s face it. The odds of any of us getting noticed by the Great Ryuuto-sama are literally 0.

211 Anonymous Ryuuto-sama Follower

UGHHHH… Forgetting about the reality and enjoying this daydream is the whole point of this thread though!

219 Anonymous Ryuuto-sama Follower

Okay but let’s be real here. The only way to get Ryuuto-sama to say ,”Humph. What an interesting woman you are,” is by becoming an explorer, right?

223 Anonymous Ryuuto-sama Follower

Yayyy!~ I’m the winner! Actually, I’ve already met with Ryuuto-sama.

228 Anonymous Ryuuto-sama Follower

Yeah, sure.

234 Anonymous Ryuuto-sama Follower

I think you need to get your head checked at the hospital.

235 Anonymous Ryuuto-sama Follower

No, no! I’m serious here! During Haruka Shimomura-chan’s rescue, I was there to see Ryuuto-sama and Kazuki-sensei’s emotional sibling reunion scene!

238 Anonymous Ryuuto-sama Follower

Hey, are you even allowed to disclose that information even if that’s true?

239 Anonymous Ryuuto-sama Follower

They’re going to erase you from existence, you know?

241 Anonymous Ryuuto-sama Follower

It’s fine. I’ll be fine as long as I don’t disclose any of Ryuuto-sama’s private information. The association has given me the permission. See? They’ve updated their website too. Go check it out. 

243 Anonymous Ryuuto-sama Follower

Huh?

245 Anonymous Ryuuto-sama Follower

Is this for real?!?!

247 Anonymous Ryuuto-sama Follower

OOOOOHHHH!! A clear and vivid image of Ryuuto-sama’s noble face!

251 Anonymous Ryuuto-sama Follower

Ah! What’s this?! It feels like Ryuuto-sama is seeping into me!

253 Anonymous Ryuuto-sama Follower

Ryuuto-sama is seeping into me! Ryuuto-sama is coming into meeee!

256 Anonymous Ryuuto-sama Follower

Alright, alright. That reaction is super creepy, okay? But really, is the association is allowed to promote Ryuuto-sama now?

258 Anonymous Ryuuto-sama Follower

I’m so happyyyyy!~

261 Anonymous Ryuuto-sama Follower

Whoa-hooo!

262 Anonymous Ryuuto-sama Follower

If I remember correctly, by law, you need a national license to dive into dungeons, right? I think explorer school students are exempt from that law, though.

265 Anonymous Ryuuto-sama Follower

Y-yeah, that’s right. That’s why Ryuuto-sama is getting enrolled to the Hachioji Explorer School soon. Apparently, they found records of his past high school enrollment, so he got a special exception. 

267 Anonymous Ryuuto-sama Worshipper

Ryuuto-sama said he still wanted to fight for peace, didn’t he?

268 Anonymous Ryuuto-sama Worshipper

Ugh, I want to gently pat the hard working Ryuuto-sama on my lap!!

269 Anonymous Ryuuto-sama Worshipper

Isn’t that just your own wishful thinking?

270 Anonymous Ryuuto-sama Worshipper

A 38 year old real high school boy… A hero and a super powerful mage… Too much information. My brain can’t keep up…

272 Anonymous Ryuuto-sama Worshipper

Yahhooo! As a schoolgirl, I claim absolute victory!

274 Anonymous Ryuuto-sama Worshipper

Huuuh?

276 Anonymous Ryuuto-sama Worshipper

Y-you, wait, what the… Do-Don’t screw with meeeee!!

277 Anonymous Ryuuto-sama Worshipper

That should’ve been me… I’m a student at Hachioji Explorer School… It should’ve been me!! That’s right! That high school girl is me! Thief! Thieeeeeeeef! Give me back my student status! Give me back my enrollment records! Don’t you dare flirt with Ryuuto-sama at school!

282 Anonymous Ryuuto-sama Worshipper

Damn it allll! Why didn’t I fail and have to repeat a year?! I was there until this spring! Wait, as an alum, I could just visit the school… And then, I could meet with Ryuuto-sama by chance~ ♡ Then Ryuuto-sama will all in love at first sight upon seeing this sexy me~ Ahh~ Ryuuto-sama!~ You mustn’t~ Fufu~ It’s your irresistible charm that’s to blame. Now, spread your legs. Ahhh~ When Ryuuto-sama commands me in that tone of voice!~ I’m going to tremble with excitement~♡ What? You’re actually lifting my skirt in front of the piano like that? With a blush, I bite the hem of my skirt in my mouth. Ahh~ Nooo~ With those manly fingers… Ryuuto-sama’s fingers are touching my most embarrassing place! And then, from behind, Ryuuto-sama pushes forward with his manly… Gently yet forcefully… Ehehehehehehehe….

289 Anonymous Ryuuto-sama Worshipper

My disgusted meter just exploded. 

290 Anonymous Ryuuto-sama Worshipper

I seriously recommend seeing a psychiatrist, Watson.

291 Anonymous Ryuuto-sama Worshipper

I’m also a student at that school, but I’ll just quietly watch Ryuuto-sama from afar.

293 Anonymous Ryuuto-sama Worshipper

Pleaseeee! I’m begging youuu! This is the only favor I will askkkkk! Get me a picture of Ryuuto-sama at school! Also, could you get me a strand of his hair too? I’ll analyze his genome and create another Ryuuto-sama! Inside my womb. Then I’ll brainwash the Ryuuto-sama I gave birth to and nurture our love together.

301 Anonymous Ryuuto-sama Worshipper

What the-?! How ridiculous. Don’t you have any shame? Don’t you have any spare hair strands because I want to create another Ryuuto-sama inside my womb too.

303 Anonymous Ryuuto-sama Worshipper

Someoneeeeee! Someone with the skill to accomplish that! Pleaseeeeeee!

305 Anonymous Ryuuto-sama Worshipper

Alright. I will give it a shot..

308 Anonymous Ryuuto-sama Worshipper

As expected of Duke Togo… Oh, I’ll transfer the fee, so please send the data here ※※▽※※@gm※i※.com

311 Anonymous Ryuuto-sama Worshipper

You all are crossing the line…

318 Anonymous Ryuuto-sama Worshipper

Stop it. Don’t cause trouble for Ryuuto-sama. 

321 Anonymous Ryuuto-sama Worshipper

Shut it, you dumbass!

323 Anonymous Ryuuto-sama Worshipper

Oi, oi, oi. Don’t let your lust take over your sanity! If Ryuuto-sama saw a human like that around him, he’d be heartbroken, you know? That is, if you can call yourself a human.

325 Anonymous Ryuuto-sama Worshipper

Y-yeah, you’re right. I got carried away. Sorry.

326 Anonymous Ryuuto-sama Worshipper

It’s okay, I forgive you!

327 Anonymous Ryuuto-sama Worshipper

( ´꒳`*)人(*´꒳` ) Friends forever~

331 Anonymous Ryuuto-sama Worshipper

All settled?

335 Anonymous Ryuuto-sama Worshipper

Phew. What a troublesome fellow. 

337 Anonymous Ryuuto-sama Worshipper

Who even are you? LOL

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