The Virgin Hero Who Fought in the Dungeon for 20 Years Returned to the Surface Only to Find the Population of the World Has Dropped Drastically, with a Male-to-Female Ratio of 1:1000 - 24
Chapter 24: Bulletin Board Part ③
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Thread: Discussing the Prince Spotted on the Street Corner Part 1241
1 Anonymous Lady
Let’s share all the information we know about the gentlemen spotted on the streets. Men-sama are delicate and fragile creatures. Let’s watch over them from a safe distance respectfully. Excessive contact or stalking is strictly prohibited. Since everyone here is a proper lady, I’m sure you all understand what I’m talking about, right? Any violators will be immediately reported to the authority. Filthy dogs who can’t follow the rules… Will be sent straight to prison.
213 Anonymous Lady
No, I mean, do Man-sama even exist in this world?
215 Anonymous Lady
Agreed. My prince is not coming out of my monitor yet. SOBS
218 Anonymous Lady
Speaking of which, I heard there was some movement in the abandoned livestreamer’s thread. Anyone know about it?
220 Anonymous Lady
Ah, that suspicious one? I heard the thread got deleted and there aren’t any logs left, almost like it was deleted on purpose. Maybe the government had a hand on it?
232 Anonymous Lady
Is that even possible? It doesn’t sound real.
234 Anonymous Lady
I’m not sure either, but it happened not too long ago, right? Seems like they couldn’t erase everything either. From what I heard, some C-rank monster appeared on some whatever floor of a dungeon, and an unpopular livestreamer got got ✟. Then, when the said livestreamer was about to get killed, a male explorer swooped in and saved the day.
237 Anonymous Lady
Oh, come on. That sounds like a ridiculously cliche fantasy.
238 Anonymous Lady
I mean, there aren’t any male explorers aside from the legendary duo, right? And at that time, Shougen-sama and Yoriaki-sama were busy with work. Good grief.
241 Anonymous Lady
I know, right? Then… What was that all about?
244 Anonymous Lady
It’s like the Chupacabra or something. In the end, we’re all just a bunch of penniless and connectionless folks who can do nothing but pray the holy Impregnation Data Bank-sama for divine blessing.
247 Anonymous Lady
We’re basically asking for a miracle.
248 Anonymous Lady
Jokes aside, have any of you ever actually encountered a Man-sama? Miraculously enough, there was one at my school,but every time he showed up, a swarm of females would crowd around him. His mental state got so ruined that he ended up stopping coming to school altogether. I only managed to catch a glimpse of him from a distance back then.
254 Anonymous Lady
So jealous~ I’ve never even seen a living, breathing Man-sama.
263 Anonymous Lady
Hey, fellow forever-alone ladies. Instead of sticking your eyes to the internet, try paying attention to the world around you. The news is saying that a Man-sama was found strolling in Yurakucho.
264 Anonymous Lady
Yeah, yeah.
267 Anonymous Lady
Fake news.
269 Anonymous Lady
It’s not fake! SOBS
273 Anonymous Lady
How come you actually fall for fake news like that… IT’S REAL?!?!?!
278 Anonymous Lady
No way.
281 Anonymous Lady
For real?
288 Anonymous Lady
Ah, but we only have anonymous video footage. The video is really shaky and the quality is horrible, so it’s hard to tell if it’s real or not.
291 Anonymous Lady
Probably just an illusion.
301 Anonymous Lady
But apparently, more and more eyewitnesses are coming forward in interviews. They say a shirtless boy was running around in town.
302 Anonymous Lady
Why didn’t anyone record it properly…! It’d be great if we could have a high quality picture too… No, I mean… SOMEONE SHOULD’VE RECORDED IT PROPERLY!!!
305 Anonymous Lady
Why hello there you bored nobodies. I put together the eyewitness reports in a jiffy, so feel free to take a look.
Location: Roughly around Yurakucho.
Age: Somewhere between teens and twenties.
Physique: Just under 180 cm. Totally ripped, with super defined abs.
Face: Pure Japanese features. Sharp-looking with single eyelids. Definitely a good-looking guy.
Other: Shirtless. Wearing navy slacks and black leather shoes. Long hair down to his waist.
No clue if they were acquaintances, but apparently, he was running hand-in-hand with a woman in her twenties. Some people say they’ve seen that woman before, and since she was in a suit, it’s safe to assume she works nearby. That’s about it.
307 Anonymous Lady
Alright, then! I’m heading out to find my Prince-sama!♡
308 Anonymous Lady
You probably shouldn’t. I heard there are an unbelievable number of cops and association personnel swarming around. They’re rounding up anyone suspicious on sight. Even the military police are involved, so seriously, don’t go.
310 Anonymous Lady
Yikes.
312 Anonymous Lady
Ah, never mind. I’m not going anywhere.
321 Anonymous Lady
But still, it’s so tempting, right?
324 Anonymous Lady
Fugu fish is tempting, but one’s life is more precious.
334 Anonymous Lady
Guess we just have to wait for more information to drop.
336 Anonymous Lady
Oh, I heard the guy is actually affiliated with the Explorer’s Association. I heard that from my big sister, who’s an explorer.
345 Anonymous Lady
Whoa, you’re just dropping that info here? Are you allowed to do that?
347 Anonymous Lady
I’ve got something to drop too.
349 Anonymous Lady
Yeah, no thanks.
351 Anonymous Lady
Die you and your black nipples.
354 Anonymous Lady
So mean… mine are pink, though.
358 Anonymous Lady
Why are we even nipple color here? Anyway, I heard my areolas are kinda big compared to other people’s… What should I do?
361 Anonymous Lady
Like hell I know. Anyway, what happened to the naked prince?
374 Anonymous Lady
Not sure. But the news stopped talking about it on the 9PM news.
389 Anonymous Lady
Heh. Smells like a cover-up, right, Watson-kun?
391 Anonymous Lady
Who the hell is Watson, you damn Brit?
410 Anonymous Lady
Ugh, I’m pissed now. I’m heading to the crime scene right now.
412 Anonymous Lady
Don’t. I just got back, and the roads are completely blocked off. If you wander around carelessly, they’re going to detain you for real.
421 Anonymous Lady
Uwah. How scary. Alright. I’m not going.
422 Anonymous Lady
Good girl.
425 Anonymous Lady
Still, isn’t it fascinating, Watson-kun? Looks like I’ll have to investigate this myself.
427 Anonymous Lady
Ugh, now I suddenly miss Jeremy Brett-sama…
428 Anonymous Lady
No, no, I’m the dog one. I’m Sherlock Hound.
429 Anonymous Lady
Fetch, Dog Holmes!
431 Anonymous Lady
Anyway, let’s just wait for more information in the safety of our homes.
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