The Story of a Man Who Vowed to Not Let Any Man Come Between Yuri, Only to Find Himself Caught in Between Them - Chapter 08: Horni Yuri Academy
- Home
- All
- The Story of a Man Who Vowed to Not Let Any Man Come Between Yuri, Only to Find Himself Caught in Between Them
- Chapter 08: Horni Yuri Academy
"Please Rate this Novel 5★ in NovelUpdates!"
Click Here
Chapter 08: Horni Yuri Academy
“… Yare-yare.”
“What’s wrong, Senpai? You look troubled.”
“It’s nothing,” I shrugged it off.
Since I don’t have a part-time job as Tsukki today, I thought I would just relax at home and immerse myself in yuri games, but Rito called me to go to a bookstore with him, and we ended up going together.
“I still find it an indescribable sight to be alone with my sister’s boyfriend after school.”
“I don’t know. To me, Senpai is both my yuri mentor and Sangou’s older brother,”
Yuri mentor, huh… I don’t even know if I should be happy about that.
However, it’s nice to be trusted by my sister’s boyfriend in a good way.
Hearing that, I feel like I have to guide him as well.
“Okay, I get it. I’ll introduce you to the bookstore I often go to today, and a store that deals with a bit more extreme stuff. It’s mostly for adults, but thanks to the kindness of the store manager, we can watch R-18 stuff for free. It’s a hidden gem only for us,”
“…gulp.”
“Listen, Rito, the latter store is quite adult-oriented. But we’re not just going there to indulge in that. We’re going to find something good to read. And it’s our little secret.”
“Senpai!!”
We shook hands firmly.
“But does Sangou know about today?”
“I told her I was going out with you. She asked me to hang out together after school, but your invitation came first.”
I lightly tapped Rito’s head.
“Ouch!”
“You idiot. Forget about me and prioritize Sangou.”
Well, this would make me a jerk if I ended the conversation, so I continued my words as if to properly remind Rito.
“I’m glad you prioritized me because we had a prior engagement. But, you should always think about my sister first. We can meet anytime if you’re in the mood, even if I’m not nearby. But the thing that makes Sangou happiest is seeing you smiling next to her.”
“Senpai…”
“Just to be clear, I’m not angry, okay? You two had misunderstandings in the past, so I’m worried about that.”
Rito looked embarrassed, but I ruffled his hair and walked away.
“Well then, let’s take advantage of Sangou’s kindness today and have a good look. Are you ready?”
“Y-yes!”
After that, we headed to the bookstore and then went to that store where I evangelized Rito with many yuri works.
Rito seemed to be a pretty well-off kid from a decently wealthy family, and his shopping basket was filled with a massive amount of yuri works.
“Who am I to say since I recommended them, but are you really going to buy that many?”
“Yes! Well, every single one just jumped out at me from the cover. And I never expected there to be a sequel to that famous illustrator’s work… This is truly a treasure trove, Senpai!”
… Maybe I’ve created a monster.
I hung out with Rito for a while, but we eventually decided to split up because I could sense his desire to read and see what he had bought.
I chuckled as Rito ran off at the speed of a track and field athlete despite being in the home economics club, and I strolled around a bit before heading home.
“Oh, that’s right. Maybe I should bring some treats for them.”
I bought a few taiyaki at a nearby store and started walking towards the department store.
The old man and others, who were adults and not just part-time employees like me, should be working diligently today, even though it was my day off.
I knew they likes sweets so they should be delighted with these treats.
“… Huh?”
That’s when I arrived near the department store and saw two girls sitting on the bench as usual.
Minase and Aizawa were sitting shoulder to shoulder like it was the most natural thing in the world.
“…Are they really that free?”
I couldn’t really judge since I wasn’t even in a club myself… Well, that doesn’t necessarily mean that they came here to see Tsukki today.
“Maybe they’re just in the middle of a date? Even so… It’s a good thing to see such beautiful girls getting along so well like this.”
By the way, the collaboration between the two of them on the advertising photos paid off, and the cake shop’s sales were apparently quite good from the first day.
Well, it’s unclear how effective the advertisement actually was, but some people apparently came to the store saying that they saw the beautiful lady’s ad at the storefront.
“…?”
As I was thinking about that, I noticed that Minase was staring at me intently. And, of course, Aizawa next to her would be looking at me too… Well, I suppose it’s my fault for staring at them instead of minding my own business.
I felt awkward not responding, even at this distance, so I responded by gently raising my hand.
“We’re in the same class and I’ve been on day duty together for Aizawa… It’s okay, right?”
My wish was granted, and both of them reacted by raising their hands, although they were reserved. I had heard that they had a dislike for boys, so I thought they might ignore me, but it wasn’t the case, and I was a little happy.
“Well, I shouldn’t be doing this kind of thing now. Let’s go greet the old man.”
I immediately headed into the department store, and the old man was really easy to find.
“Ah, there you are, your figure is so big that it’s easy to spot you from afar.”
“Are you trying to say I’m fat?”
“You have a good build!”
“That doesn’t make any difference!”
There was no imminent danger of a fight.
We quickly laughed it off and I left some taiyaki in the staff room for everyone to eat later.
Now that my business here was done, I went outside… Well, what can I say, there was a bad sight in front of me.
“You guys should stop it already, seriously.”
“You’re getting carried away… Think about Higashi-kun’s feelings!”
Two girls were bothering Minase and Aizawa, who were sitting on the bench.
They were quite loud, so it was clear, and those girls were the ones I had seen on my way back from the toilet before.
I also remembered the name of the boy Higashi, and the content of the conversation seemed to be driven by jealousy… Or maybe they just wanted to say something anyway.
“For God’s… sake, even if you don’t consider the two of them dating, why should you have to bother them about rejecting a confession?”
If you don’t like someone who confesses to you, you can turn them down, and even if you don’t feel like it, you can turn them down…
There seems to be such a thing as a love that starts after you start dating because you’re in the mood, but basically no one can complain about turning down a confession.
“Enough is enough, why do we need to be told that?”
“That’s right. There’s no rule that you have to nod when someone confesses to you.”
“… you bitches!”
“You’re being so cheeky!”
When one of the girls who was making a false accusation raised her hand, I ran over.
I managed to stop her hand just before she swung it, but of course, everyone’s gaze turned to me.
“Oh… well. Let’s stop the violence, shall we?”
“Who the hell are you?”
“You’re an outsider, so don’t butt in!”
“Well, we’re technically in the same class. And honestly, it’s not cool to pick a fight over something so trivial, is it?”
As I conveyed this, the two of them glared at me sharply.
It seemed that Minase and Aizawa had shifted their attention to me, but I honestly wondered why I had done something like this.
But no matter how many times I say it —I like yuri, so I will protect yuri.
“I’ve heard rumors that Minase and Aizawa are often confessed to. And that they’ve turned down all of them… So, what’s wrong with that? Aizawa said earlier that you don’t have to agree, right?”
After I said that, the two of them looked down, but they tried to say something and glared at me.
But with that, they both clicked their tongues and kicked away the shopping bag I was carrying.
“You’re so annoying, creep.”
“Die, you bastard.”
…Damn you… No, calm down. There’s no point in getting mad at someone like them.
In fact, I didn’t even have to intervene… But I guess I’ll just be glad that the yuri couple I’ve been watching over recently didn’t get hurt.
“Um… Did I do something unnecessary?”
“No, not at all. Thank you, Ihomote-kun.”
“Thanks —huh?”
At that moment, Aizawa approached my shopping bag.
Because it had been kicked so hard, the contents spilled out and something that absolutely could not be seen by girls was exposed.
“…Horni Yuri Academy?”
“Uoooohhhhh!!”
I quickly took the book back from Aizawa’s hands.
Then I put it back in the shopping bag and kept my composure as if nothing had happened, turning my back on them.
“Well then!
Adios!”
“Ah…”
“…Hmm~?”
Certainly, I had bought various yuri works this time, but I never thought I would be seen with the most perverted one.
…I was scared to think about what they thought of me, even if we didn’t talk in general.