The School Saint, who is kind to everyone, leave a bite mark only on me [Dropped]

“Um… Senpai? Can you repeat that for me one more time?”

“Sorry, maybe I didn’t explain well enough. But it’s a story a friend asked me about, so I want to keep some parts confidential.”

“Oh, I see, it’s about a friend, after all.”

Currently, Kanetsugu was extremely perplexed. He could be called a friend when it came to his relationship with his lover’s best friend and benefactor, his senpai.

In fact, he might even be considered as part of the close friend group.

‘Is that really the reason he came here for love advice? Well, it’s rare that it’s coming from Yoshihisa-senpai, though.’

Before he started dating Saraku, he often sought love advice from his close friends. He wanted to be of help if possible in this case as well. After all, he had put in too much effort and enthusiasm for the girl he admired. He was even ready to be satisfied if they didn’t end up together, as long as she was happy, as he graduated and moved on.

‘I want them to be happy, but…’

With the content he had just heard, it’s hard to understand what his senpai in front of him is going through.

“So, um… what’s a thick magazine that wouldn’t look suspicious if it’s in your bag?”

“That’s right. If, by any chance… things go wrong, I might need to defend myself with a knife.”

“Of course, it’s just a story about your friend, right?”

“Yeah, it’s just a story about a friend.”

‘No way, is the saint-sama actually targeting him?! What the hell did Senpai do to make her head over heels for him?!’

It’s undoubtedly a lie that it was just a story about a friend. For one thing, he’s failing to hide his expression. Though he tried to act calm, his gaze kept wandering around the room.

‘No, no, no? Is this for real? Is this seriously happening to Senpai? He must be in serious trouble!’

Kanetsugu found himself getting nervous too. Just what on earth did this person really do?

To organize the information calmly, he took a deep breath in order to calm his chaotic state of mind.

“Senpai, please start from the beginning again. If possible, tell me about how your friend and your lover first met.”

“Yeah, it’s… um… just a story about a friend, you know?”

“I see, it’s about your story.”

“So, you see, that friend has done some really terrible things to their lover. It’s no wonder he might end up being stabbed to death by her.”

“I guess that is the natural turn of events… but you are already dating saint-sama. Just what did you do to her, that you are afraid she will stab you?!”

“Well, it’s just a story about a friend, so I can’t give you all the details, but they love each other. However, being together seems to lead to nothing but destruction. And… even if they stay apart, his lover might break down to the point of no return.”

“If it’s a consultation, be more specific, Senpai. And if the shitty guy’s true nature has been seen through, maybe getting stabbed is what he deserves, don’t you think?”

“I can’t let that happen! I don’t want my lover to commit a crime!”

Kanetsugu pondered while Yoshihisa prayed with clasped hands.

If they only wanted to prevent a crime, they could arrange a stab-proof vest

However, that would only be a temporary solution.

“It seems that saint-sama is acting like a lover, so my thoughts are that you’ll have to satisfy her with s*x and sweet nothings to make her infatuated with you, Yoshihisa-senpai.”

“Oh, sorry, I forgot to mention. According to my friend, he can’t say words of love, and doesn’t want to have s*x either in the first place.”

“What!? Are you seriously her boyfriend, Senpai? Why are you in such a twisted relationship? How can you have a love life that might end up killing you, with such a kind-hearted saintly girl? She’s the one who stops other girls from being forcefully hit on by guys from other schools and changes their hearts. She’s that kind of person! On her days off, she engages in community service and takes care of her juniors’ studies. Seriously, what are you doing, Senpai!?”

Unable to believe the rapid succession of words, Yoshihisa could only avert his gaze.

“No comment. My friend says it’s related to his girlfriend’s reputation, and I absolutely won’t allow anything to tarnish it. I’ll do whatever it takes to stop that from happening.”

“Who the heck is your friend! If it’s just you and Ichijoji-senpai, then there can’t be anyone else!”

“Please, don’t tell Saraku that I already have plans for marriage after graduation. I’ve got everything planned out, and the path is already set. I won’t ever disclose this to her.”

Kanetsugu was at a loss for words, feeling threatened and targeted at his weak points.

“You’re practically blackmailing her! This is just so messed up! This is so unlike you… Wait, you haven’t been using weird blackmail on Ichijoji-senpai, have you?”

[TL/N : So, his kouhai has already caught on that MC is talking about his own story, he will be direct with his thoughts but our MC won’t even recognize when he started talking about himself, he would keep referring himself as ‘his friend’]

“It’s just something my friend mentioned. By the way, I’d really like to get a bulletproof vest or something like that for safety purposes. Can you lend me some money?”

“I’ll give you a stab-proof vest for free! What on earth have you done, Senpai!?”

“It’s just something my friend mentioned… Like, when you think you might get arrested by the police, you’re in a quagmire, something like that.”

“Arrgghh! You… You’re something else!”

Seeing his kouhai clutching his head and yelling, Yoshihisa couldn’t help but smile wryly.

He felt sorry, but his first priority was still with Hatsuyuki. If there was anything that could be of use, he’d use it all.

“Alright, calm down. Besides, if it comes to that, you were planning to ask me to assist you in convincing Saraku, right?”

“Yeah, that’s right… but still!”

“Then let’s do this; I have a secret plan. If I said I had a plan to get married while still in school, would that help?”

“Tell me everything! I trust you, Senpai! This is just something your friend mentioned! Is there a way to make her fall for me without being affectionate at all? Tell me, Yoshihisa-senpai, the most reliable and sincere(Definitely not) person in the world!”

His kouhai spun his palm around, and Yoshihisa winced, pressing his chest.

Reliable and sincere… If those words had come from Hatsuyuki just now, he might have crumbled on the spot.

“Ugh… My chest hurts. Please, stop. Those words really get to me right now.”

“Did you commit some kind of crime? If it comes to it, I’ll testify that ‘I always thought Senpai would eventually do something like this’.”

“At that time, please make up some other crimes or false accusations…”

“Are you alright, mentally… Senpai? How about I set you up on a blind date with a cute girl to take your mind off things?”

“Are you trying to kill me?”

Seeing Yoshihisa, who seemed to tremble at the thought of something, Kanetsugu sighed heavily.

“About what we were talking about earlier…”

“A blind date? If you mention that word in front of Hatsuyuki, Saraku will start spreading all sorts of rumors.”

“No, it’s not like that… It’s a way to convey feelings without using affectionate words or s*x.”

“Let’s hear it, then. Just don’t squeeze my hand so hard!”