The Old Man Is Being Shared by Three Gyarus?! ~An Ordinary Salaryman Is Adored by Energetic, Beautiful Gyarus, and His Daily Life With Gyarus Begins Now!~ - 98-99

Chapter 98: I Know the Taste of C*ck! (Smug Face)

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“Are you alright, Onii-san?!”

The one who rushed to my rescue by throwing the door of the student council room open was Risa-san. 

“A sexy succubus!!”

But her cosplay was outrageously sexy. Her body was encased in a black, ultra-mini devil-themed one-piece dress. She had light blue demon wings on her back, along with horns and a tail on her head. She even paid attention to small details like the choker around her neck, arm covers, and black tights. Her cheeks were slightly flushed with Halloween face paint, creating the perfect ‘sexy loli succubus’ look. 

She’s seriously dressed up like that for a high school cultural festival?

“I’m so glad, Onii-san is safe and sound… Huh? Maria-chan is here too…? Ah! Were you protecting Onii-san?!”

“……….Yes.”

“Hm?”

“I knew it!”

“I stood against the president to protect him… Did I do good?”

“Yes! Way to go, Maria-chan! You’re so dependable!”

“I did my best…”

“……”

Well, I guess Maria-san did try to help me. It would be too discourteous of me to say she was just leaning on me because she was too hungry to move. Now that she had confirmed my safety, Risa-san directed her anger toward the pale-faced blonde guy at the back of the room. 

“Hey! What’s the meaning of this, Yamada-senpai?! Why are you doing something like this to Onii-san?! You’re so cruel!”

“Ri-Ri-Risa-kun! This is a misunderstanding! I didn’t mean to harm him, everything was for your sake… By the way, how did you know he was here!?”

“…I told her.”

Following Risa-san into the room was an intellectual-looking girl wearing glasses. She had straight black hair tied back in a single ponytail, the epitome of a model student. Her sharp features and dignified posture screamed ‘intelligent beauty.’

“Wha-?! Takagami?! How do you know about this?! This is supposed to be a top secret plan!!”

“Please don’t underestimate my information network.”

The intelligent beauty adjusted her glasses with a smug look. So she was Takagami. She must be the vice president. She’d look great in a miniskirt suit, but she was in a regular uniform. What a shame. 

“Is something the matter?”

“Uhh, no…”

I quickly averted my gaze after meeting Takagami-san’s eyes. I couldn’t say I was imagining her in some sexy miniskirt suit. 

“You’re just as the rumors describe, aren’t you?”

What rumors?

Takagami-san, the intelligent beauty, sighed in exasperation before pulling out a plastic bag and scissors from her tote bag. The plastic bag contained bite-sized donuts.

“Here, snacks for you, Maria-san.”

“Waaah… Thank you, Saa-chan.”

Takagami-san handed the bag of donuts to Maria-san, then quickly cut through the duct tape binding my limbs with the scissors.

“Eh…?”

Her adeptness with the scissors was somewhat terrifying.

“Uh… Thanks…”

“Don’t mention it. Besides, I didn’t do it for your thanks. I did it for my classmate.”

Takagami-san adjusted her glasses with a serious expression.

“O-Ooh…”

What a unique girl she is. Well, anyway, I’m glad I’m free. 

I helped Maria-san, who was absorbed in eating her donuts, to her feet.

“There we go.”

“Nom, nom…”

Just like usual, the overly busty gyaru was undeterred by her surroundings. She was the epitome of ‘my pace’ type. 

“Onii-san? Are you hurt anywhere?”

“No need to worry so much. They just brought me here and talked to me for a bit.”

“That’s good…”

“Risa-kun?! Please, come to your senses!?”

The blond slicked-back guy, who had been watching our exchange in silence, now pleaded desperately to Risa-san. Risa-san sighed lightly before facing him.

“I’ve told you before, haven’t I? I can’t respond to everyone’s affection, so please disband that weird group.”

“We-We just want you to be happy…”

“I am very happy now. Being with Misaki, Ayane-san, and Onii-san…. No, Nagumo-san. I’m happy to be dating him.”

“How can you be happy dating that cheating guy?!”

“Please don’t decide my happiness for me, Yamada-senpai. Be-Besides…”

With a blush on her cheeks, Risa-san grabbed the hem of my shirt tightly and shouted.

“I-I’ve come to know the taste of Onii-san’s cock!!”

“””WHAAAA-?!?!”””

The unexpected revelation from the innocent little sister gyaru left the self-proclaimed Onii-chan(s) gaping in shock.

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Chapter 99: Saint Maria

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Risa-san’s perfectly timed strike of “I’ve come to know the taste of cock” hit the members of the Imouto Lovers Club head-on, causing them to foam at the mouth and collapse. Leaving them there, we exited the student council room.

I know she was only telling the truth, but she was a bit harsh with them. 

I thought to myself as I headed towards the main venue of the cultural festival together with Risa-san, Maria-san and Vice President Takagami-san.

“Hey, Rii-chan?”

“Hm? What’s the matter, Maria-chan?”

“You can’t eat cock, right?”

Hm?

“You don’t literally eat it! You just lick it, Maria-chan!”

“Just lick it, huh…?”

Hm? Hm???

“Like this! You hold it gently like this and then you lick it like a popsicle! And sometimes, you can also put it in your mouth too!”

“I see.”

Risa-san began to explain how to do ‘fellatio’ to Maria-san, complete with hand gestures. 

My little sister, who used to blush at the thought of talking about lewd stuff when we first met, had grown quite a bit, huh? Of course, this wasn’t the time nor the place to be talking about that kind of stuff, but since there was no one around, I guess it was okay. 

“Hey, Rii-chan? What does a cock taste like?”

“Hmm… Now that you ask it… It doesn’t really taste like anything. I guess it smells like soap when it’s freshly washed, but…! While you’re licking it, white cream comes out from the tip! That cream has a slightly bitter ‘adult taste’!”

“I see. I want to try licking it too.”

“What a curious kid you are! But I think it’s a bit too early for you, Maria-chan!”

“Why?”

“You have to find someone you like first! You can only lick the cock of someone you like! Promise me you will only lick the cock of someone you like!”

“Okay.”

“I hope Maria-chan finds someone she likes soon. Oh, make sure to tell me right away when you do! We’ll support you with all our might!”

“Got it.”

Maria-san is beautiful and has a great figure, but she doesn’t have a boyfriend. Well, dating her would be quite a challenge. Taking care of her meals and stuff… Taking care of her meals and stuff… Taking care of her meals and stuff…

“You should give up on that idea.”

“Eh?”

Takagami-san, who was walking beside me, said so without taking her eyes off her smartphone.

“Uh… What are you talking about?”

“If you’re thinking of making Yotsuba-san your fourth, I’d advise against it.”

“Fourth…?”

“Yotsuba-san is revered by the boys in class as a ‘sacred being.’ Saint Maria is inviolable by anyone, or something like that.”

“Sa-Saint…?”

Is this some kind of fantasy world or something?

“If you’re trying to put your penis in not just in Tsukishiro-san and Amamiya-san’s mouth, but Yotsuba-san’s mouth as well, then you will become the enemy of all the boys in class-“

“I’m not trying to do that…”

Takagami-san looked at me seriously for a moment, then said,

“Is that so?”

She said while adjusting her glasses. 

Good grief. What kind of person does she think I am?

“Oh, right!”

I forced a smile to change the subject.

“How did you know I was being held captive in the student council room?”

“Oh, it’s this.”

Takagami-san showed me her smartphone screen.

“What’s this?”

It looked like some kind of a radio control interface.

“It’s a list of channels for the listening devices installed around the school.”

“…Huh?”

“That’s how I knew you and Maria-san were in a pinch. I was listening to the listening devices placed in the student council room.”

“…Eh?”

What is she talking about?

“Want to listen? The president and others are talking right now.”

“Oh, sure.”

I put one earbud in.

『That means Risa-kun’s holy ground must not have been violated yet! We must protect Risa-kun’s purity no matter what! Got it, everyone? OOOOHHH!!』

“They’re quite the gullible bunch. Amamiya-san is dating a guy who’s living alone. It is most natural to assume she has been doing it like crazy-“

“Takagami-san?”

“Ah, sorry.”

Takagami-san quietly adjusted her glasses.

But seriously, this girl is really eavesdropping like it’s nothing… Between the sexy cosplay and everything else in this school, they’re nothing like me when I was still a high school boy. As expected from the Reiwa era generation. 

“But still, I’m glad.”

“Huh? About what?”

“The president hasn’t given up on Amamiya-san.”

“Huh?”

“Because, isn’t it more interesting like this?”

The eavesdropping vice president answered with a straight face.

“…”

She’s enjoying everything to her delight because she’s not directly involved in it!!

“Ugh, don’t say weird things, Saya-chan.”

Risa-san turned around and puffed out her cheeks cutely.

“I’m really troubled by this, you know.”

“At this point, why not just make the president and his group your ‘obedient servants’ and boss them around? If Amamiya-san acts all cute and calls him ‘Onii-chan♡’, I’m most certain he’ll do anything you say.”

“No way! There’s no way I can do that?!”

Blushing, Risa-san said so as she trotted over and tightly grabbed my arm.

“Be-Besides, I don’t need any other ‘Onii-chan’! The only one I need is right here! Now and forever…”

Risa-san exclaimed while casting her gaze downward. 

She’s always saying things that make me so happy~

“I see. Amamiya-san really loves Nagumo-san, huh?”

“Ehehe~ You found out~”

A happy smile appeared on Risa-san’s face. 

And so, everything ended happily-

GRIP

“Hm?”

When I thought everything was wrapping up nicely, my other arm was suddenly grabbed by someone. 

“I also want to call you ‘Onii-chan.'”

“Huh?”

The overly busty gyaru with two of her police shirt’s buttons undone said so. Her plump boobs were threatening to spill from the tight shirt.

“I want to.”

“Huh?”

Why all of a sudden, Voluptuous Saint-sama???

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