The Old Man Is Being Shared by Three Gyarus?! ~An Ordinary Salaryman Is Adored by Energetic, Beautiful Gyarus, and His Daily Life With Gyarus Begins Now!~ - 96-97

Chapter 96: The Belly-Baring Clad in Miniskirt Police Arrives

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The spotlight illuminated the office chair, which slowly spun around to reveal a blond male student with slicked-back hair, who seemed to be the student council president. He struck a pose with a finger snap and a confident smirk. It was a bit grating, but, well… He was admittedly kind of handsome.

“Fuh, nailed it… Ah, you can turn on the lights now, Yotsuba.”

“Okay.”

Huh? That soft, gentle voice just now… Could it be the voice of that girl I recently met…?

As the lights came on, the room’s layout became visible. The room was about half the size of a standard classroom. Two long tables were lined up in the center, with a larger, standalone desk at the back. Aside from a whiteboard and some filing cabinets, it was a fairly standard student council room.

“Welcome, Yuuki Nagumo. Welcome.” 

The blond boy said as he opened the curtains and windows, letting in natural light into the room.

“Well, I don’t feel welcomed though. And hey, how do you even know my name? No. Wait. More importantly, use ‘-san’ with my name, use ‘-san,’ okay?”

“Don’t be ridiculous. Why should I use ‘-san’ to a scumbag who’s cheating with three girls at the same time?!”

The blond boy spun around, glaring at me fiercely. He seemed to know a lot about me, unfortunately. Even the male students who had brought me here were giving me cold looks. Apparently, everyone in this room was against me. Well, except maybe… One person.

I called out past the circle of male students surrounding me.

“The person over there… Are you Maria-san?”

A beautiful girl peeked her face out from behind one of the guys in response to my call.

“How do you know my name?”

Ah, it really is her. 

I wasn’t sure why the overly busty gyaru Maria-san was here of all places, but…

“Come on, it’s me. Yuuki Nagu—”

“Ah. Fried Rice Guy.”

“No, no. I’m not ‘Fried Rice Guy,’ my name is Yuuki Nagu- Wait. The heck?! A sexy police?!”

Maria-san stepped out from behind the guys, revealing her outfit and much to my surprise, she was in a ridiculously sexy cosplay. She was wearing a light blue, cropped police shirt that left her belly button completely exposed, paired with a navy miniskirt and pumps. Of course, the shirt was unbuttoned down to the second button, putting her generous cleavage on full display. On top of her long, platinum blonde hair was a black police hat, completing the perfect look of a ‘Belly-Baring Clad in Miniskirt Police Officer.’

So-So-So lewddddd?!?!

“Fried Rice Guy, your face is so funny.”

I must’ve lost my composure for a moment due to the overwhelming impact of the sexy police gyaru. No good, no good. I mustn’t lose my composure. 

“What? Yotsuba, you know this guy?”

“Yeah. He’s a friend. He made me fried rice at his place. I even fed him with a spoon, like, ‘Aaahn.’”

Maria-san?!

“Aaahn…?”

The blond boy’s temple twitched visibly.

“Also, he held my hand and walked me home.”

Maria-san?!

“He held your hand…?”

The blond boy’s body started trembling with barely contained rage.

“And he’s a total masochist with a pervy face.”

Maria-san?!?!

“I see… I understand perfectly now. In other words, this guy is juggling four girls…”

BANG!

The blond boy slammed his fist on the desk in fury, glaring at me with eyes full of murderous intent.

“Have you prepared yourself, Yuuki Nagumoooooo???”

Ah, he’s completely furious now.

“W-wait, it’s a misunderstanding! I don’t have that kind of relationship with her! And anyway, why the heck are you guys doing this to me?!”

“Why? That’s obvious!! Guys!”

At the blond boy’s command, the four male students standing on either side of me gathered around him. I wondered what they were about to do, but then, all five of them suddenly ripped off their school shirts, revealing matching T-shirts underneath.

“Huh…?”

Printed boldly across the chest of their light blue T-shirts were the words, ‘IMOUTO♡LOVE.’

“We are the proud members of the Imouto Lovers Club! We’re the official Risa Amamiya’s Onii-chan!!”

Then, the blond boy struck another dramatic pose.

“Anyone who dares make our little sister cry will face the wrath of us, her Onii-chan!”

“…”

Apparently I had been caught by some dangerous people.

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Chapter 97: The Miniskirt Police Runs Out of Energy

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I was astonished to find out Risa-san had a fan club. I was so shocked that I couldn’t even speak. 

I mean, what’s with the ‘official Risa Amamiya’s Onii-chan’?? That’s just weird. 

“Ha… Looks like you’ve finally understood your sin.”

As I stood there dumbfounded, unable to say anything, the blond guy with slicked-back hair standing in the center of the five people wearing matching T-shirts gave me a triumphant look.

“Cat got your tongue, huh…? How pathetic, Yuuki Nagumo.”

No, but, are you guys really ‘official’? I mean, I find it hard to believe the shy Risa-san would approve of such an attention-grabbing group like yours. 

“It’s too late for regrets now. It’s time for you to receive your punishment!”

I guess I will ask Risa-san about this myself. If she’s actually troubled by their existence,  I’ll give these guys a piece of my mind. One big brother is enough, and that’s me. Alright.

Now that I had decided what I should do, I needed to break free from this office chair first. Even though they had wrapped me up in duct tape, I should be able to tear it off with some force.

“I’ll keep you locked up in this student council room for the whole day. Risa-chan will think you skipped the cultural festival. She will feel betrayed by you!”

Fununununu… No, it’s no use. 

Not only I wasn’t strong enough, but the duct tape was sturdier than I thought. I guess I wasn’t powerful enough to break free with brute force alone. I had to work out more…

“Don’t worry. I’ll tell Risa-chan that you are ‘playing around with another girl’. Fuahahahaha… Are you even listening??!! Yuuki Nagumo??!!”

“Huh? Oh, sorry. I wasn’t listening at all.”

“You bastard!!! Wait, Yotsuba? What are you doing?”

Maria-san, who had her back to the blond slicked-back guy, started to touch the duct tape wrapped around my arms.

“I’m hungry, so I’m going to eat with Fried Rice Guy.”

“What!? There’s no way you’re allowed to do that!! This is an order from the president!!”

“Saa-chan said I don’t have to listen to what the president says.”

“Saa-chan…? You mean Saya Takagami?! That rude girl!! Even though she’s just the vice president!!”

The blond slicked-back guy stomped his feet in frustration.

This guy… Maybe he’s not liked by his own student council members..?

“By the way, I didn’t know you’re a member of the student council, Maria-san?”

“Yes, I’m the calculator.”

“Calculator…?”

I guess she means she’s the treasurer?

“And I also clean. The room is always sparkling.”

“Fufu… How impressive.”

“I’m being praised… I’m happy, but… I think I’m done for…”

“Huh? Maria-san?”

The sexy police, who had been trying to peel off the duct tape around my arms, slumped onto my lap.

“I’m hungry…”

Her overly busty boobs were pressed against my thigh. I could feel the soft squishiness clearly through my trousers. 

SO-SO BIGGGGGGGGGG!!!

No, that’s not it. 

It seemed her life battery ran out at the most crucial moment. 

“I can’t move anymore…”

Ah~ She’s so soothing, just like always~

No, that’s not it. This is not the time to be captivated by the listless overly busty gyaru. 

“Ummm… Could you do your best a little bit more? Please?”

“I can’t move…”

“Ri-Right… I figured as much.”

Despite Maria-san’s best efforts, not even a millimeter of the duct tape came off.

“Ha… Ahahahahaha!”

The blond slicked-back guy laughed triumphantly, seizing the moment.

“Looks like it’s all over for you, isn’t it, Yuuki Nagumo? You’re doomed to break up with Risa-chan.”

This guy was a genius at stirring things up. He could get offers for playing the antagonist. Joking aside…

“Hmm…”

What should I do?

CLATTER CLATTER!!

As I was pondering a way out, the sound of a sliding door being thrown open came from behind me. At the same time, the blond slicked-back guy showed an expression of shock.

“What!? Wh-wh-why are you here!?”

Seeing his extraordinary panic, I turned around to see—

“Are you alright, Onii-san?!”

The one who had thrown open the door was none but my girlfriend, the little sister gyaru, Risa Amamiya-san. She was panting for breath. It seemed she had run all the way here, but…

“A sexy succubus!!”

But she was dressed in a little devil cosplay, looking incredibly seductive.

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