The Old Man Is Being Shared by Three Gyarus?! ~An Ordinary Salaryman Is Adored by Energetic, Beautiful Gyarus, and His Daily Life With Gyarus Begins Now!~ - 59

Chapter 59: Once Again, I’m Being Dragged Around by the Gyarus Today (Totally Dead)

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Hello, everyone. My name is Yuuki Nagume, a 28 year old office worker, who despite not having an old face, is unfortunately called ‘Ossan’ and ‘Oji-san.’ Today is the last Monday of July, a truly momentous occasion for me because believe it or not, my girlfriend has made me a bento for the first time ever!

“This is my masterpiece!”

Upon hearing that declaration, of course my expectations were set up high. Sure, I was a bit worried to open it only to find heart-shaped designs. It might be a bit embarrassing for a grown man like me to eat a heart-shaped bento, but… Anyway, since it was already lunchtime, I decided to open the bento box right away!

“Here we go!”

Click.

“…”

Inside the bento box was a bed of nori topped with bacon and fried egg. Instead of the classic ‘hinomari bento’ (a plain rice bento with one red umeboshi), I received a ‘fried egg bento.’ Beneath the nori was plain white rice. Unfortunately, there wasn’t any okaka (furikake with soy-sauce) sandwiched between the nori and the white rice. 

Well, she did say she couldn’t cook. This bento was to be expected given her cooking skill. Still, the bento was packed with love, so I gratefully dug into the bento eagerly!

“….Yeah, it’s the hard-yolk kind.”

Ding-ding-ding!

“Hm?”

While chewing through overly crispy bacon with my molars, my phone rang.

Misaki

【We’re going to buy a car today!】

【And we’re going to get it here!】

【Map】

【We’ll head straight there after school!】

【The three of us will pick out a cute one!】

【[Come after you’re done with work, okay? ♡】

“Wait, what?!?!”

While holding my phone in hand, I instinctively stood up.

Ah, by the way, my girlfriend happens to be an active high school gyaru. In fact, there are three of them. That’s right. All three of them are my girlfriends. 

First, there was the energetic mood maker, the stunningly beautiful gyaru, Misaki Tsukishiro. Then, we had the big-sister type who everyone depended on. The sexy, busty gyaru, Ayane Fujisaki. Finally, we had the petite, adorable and pure-hearted little sister gyaru, Risa Amamiya. All three of them were 17 year old second year high schoolers.

Let me clarify. I’m not two-timing or three-timing them. All of them are close friends who happen to like me (yes, me. Yours truly). There’s no drama whatsoever between us. 

And yesterday, we had our first-ever home date where I invited all three of them over to my place. Of course, the date went swimmingly. We did have some romantic time with an intense kissing match that lasted for three rounds though. My lips were still sore from that. 

By the way, no. I hadn’t gone all the way with any of them yet. Even though we were dating because we liked each other, but the fact still remained. They were still high schoolers who still lived with their families. Considering their futures, I couldn’t just let my lust take control of our dating life. 

That said, two weeks from now on… Or, to be precise, on my birthday, we planned on having a foursome at a seaside resort hotel suite that Misaki-san had won in a lottery. 

Anyway, back to the main topic at hand.

Misaki

【We’re going to buy a car today!】

Hm? Today? Just what is she talking about?

I had only started thinking about buying a car yesterday. I hadn’t done any research yet and not to mention, this was a big purchase. I would need to take out a loan for this. There was no way I could buy a car so impulsively like that. Not to mention….

【The three of us will pick out a cute one!】

Huh? The three of them are going to pick it? And it’s going to be a cute one…?

“…”

These three gyarus are too free-spirited… I’m in deep trouble now…

A bunch of high school girls in uniform showing up at a used car dealership was already weird enough. I could already imagine the confused expression on the staff’s face. 

“I have to stop them somehow!”

I hastily scarfed down my lunch and decided to try convincing the beautiful gyaru, Misaki-san, to reconsider.

Me

【Good job on studying today.】

【But before we go to the dealer, let’s do an online research first!】

A reply from Misaki-san came almost immediately.

Misaki

【Huh? What kind of thing should we research though?】

Me

【Well, things like prices, manufacturers….】

【The funcionatlity of the car is important too…】

Misaki

【So troublesome.】

THAT’S TROUBLESOME!?

Misaki

【Can’t we just pick based on how it looks?】

Just by its looks?!

Me

【There’s no need to rush. The cars will still be there. We can do our research first.】

【Let’s visit the dealer some other day, okay?】

【Okay?】

Misaki

【Nope.】

【We’re buying one today.】

We’re buying a car? Today???

Me

【There’s no way we can buy a car on such short notice!】

Misaki

【Huh? Really?】

Me

【Of course! This is a car we’re talking about! Not a vacuum cleaner!】

Misaki

【Then, how about tomorrow? Can we buy one tomorrow?】

Me

【We need way more time to prepare.】

【Hmm… It’d take us about two or three weeks at the earliest.】

Misaki

【ꉂꉂ(๑˃▽˂๑) LOL】

【There’s no way I can wait that long! LOL】

【I’m a gyaru, after all! LOL】

“…”

I looked away from my phone and stared at the ceiling.

So she can’t wait, huh… Right. That’s the kind of a girl she is. I’m dating a real super gyaru after all. 

At this rate, I doubted she would listen to me. Convincing her to drop the idea was an impossible task after all. 

“Haaa…”

 Letting out a deep sigh, I sent Misaki-san a message agreeing to her plans. I also decided to contact the dealership beforehand, just to give them a heads-up: “If it’s not too much trouble, I’d appreciate it if you could help these gyaru pick out a car.”

Me

【Make sure you three will behave yourselves until I arrive at the dealership, okay?】

Misaki

【Got it~】

【I’ll bring cake and have tea with the staff while we wait.】

I wonder, what does “behave yourselves” even mean to a gyaru…

Misaki

【I’ll also negotiate to make sure we can take the car home right away!】

【Although I look like this, but I’m actually an amazing necatator…】

【Wait, did I say that wrong?】

Necat-…? Ah, I see.

Me

【Do you mean “negotiator”?】

Misaki

【Yeah! That’s it!】

Her typo made me imagine Misaki-san dressing up in a suit with glasses and cat ears, striking a cute pose while saying, “Nyan♡.”

That sounds good…

Misaki

【Good luck with your work, Darling~♡】

After concluding my conversation with Misaki-san, I immediately called the used car dealership.

When I explained the situation to the female staff member who answered, she kindly replied, “It’s a weekday, so we’re not too busy. It’s no problem at all.”

I made sure to emphasize, “We’ll definitely make the purchase at your shop!” before ending the call.

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Once I got off work, I went to grab my seal stamp and proof of residence before heading toward the used car dealership.

“What!? They’re seriously having tea with the staff!?”

As I pulled up to the medium-sized shop, which also handled car repairs, I saw three gyarus chatting happily with a young female employee by the window. Plates that once held cake and tea cups were scattered across the table.

“I’m sorry for being late..”

I hurried into the shop… only to stop in my tracks.

“Onee-san! You should totally propose already!”

“Yeah! That’s right! It’s totally cool for a girl to propose instead!”

“That’s impossible! There’s no way I can do that!

The female staff exclaimed, looking visibly flustered. 

“…”

What’s with this conversation…?

I stood there, dumbfounded and their “girls’ talk” session only grew even more lively.

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