The Old Man Is Being Shared by Three Gyarus?! ~An Ordinary Salaryman Is Adored by Energetic, Beautiful Gyarus, and His Daily Life With Gyarus Begins Now!~ - 54-55

Chapter 54: I’m Ossan’s Wife Today! Even a Naked Apron Is Fine!

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After nearly two hours of playing an exciting(?) game of Kintarou Tetsudou, the four of us were finally about to receive our results. 

“Exciting, isn’t it? So exciting!”

“The person whose train was the first to crash is the last!”

“Fufu~ I wonder who will become the last?”

“…”

【The first to be eliminated is…】

【President Ossan…!!】

“I KNEW ITTTT!!”

I said as if I had been waiting for this moment and the three of them immediately burst out laughing. Just as I expected, I ended up in the very last place after the three of them set me up. At the end of the game, a line graph showing the changes in total assets appeared on the screen. Mine, and only mine, was plummeting straight downward.

“Ossan, your graph looks like it crashed through the ground! This is hilarious!!”

And just like that, the three of them began taking pictures of the results. 

“The heck is this…”

And so,  the sparkly, exciting game competition ended with the three gyarus laughing uproariously.

“…”

What’s with this shitty game?! (If you play it normally, this is an amazing game. Everyone, go try Kintarou Tetsudou!)

“By the way, Misaki? The thing you did at the end? You were totally cheating!”

Slumping over the table, Risa-san grumbled. 

“What was with that crazy comeback? There’s no way we can win against that!”

Well, I could totally understand Risa-san’s sentiment. From the start, Risa-san and Ayane-san had been steadily building up their assets. The two were constantly competing for the first and second place, but near the end, everything was turned upside down. Misaki-san unleashed some sort of mysterious super luck mode, piling up her assets in a festival-like fever. She easily overtook the two of them and claimed first place.

“That was a cheat! You were totally cheating!”

Risa-san puffed her cheeks out. She looked like a squirrel. Cute. I wanted to squish her cheeks. 

“There’s no beating Misaki… She’s always been this lucky. Even in raffles, she always gets the big prizes.”

“It must be because I’m a good person! I help out around the house every day after all!”

Misaki-san declared proudly. Her cheerful disposition was oddly endearing. For the record, her ‘super luck’ would show itself again later. 

“Wait. It’s already this late?!”

Before I realized it, the room was already bathed in the orange hues of the setting sun. I glanced at the clock. It was 6:05 PM. 

Time really flies when you’re having fun, huh?

“Okay. The three of you. It’s about time for you three to head home.”

After tidying the game console up, I stood up and said so. 

“Huh? But it’s barely past six! I want to have dinner at Ossan’s place too!”

Misaki-san said while clinging to me like a spoiled cat.

“Come on, don’t be unreasonable. I don’t have dinner prepared and if you come home late, your families will worry about you.”

“It’s fine, isn’t it? Just for a little longer! I want to play with Ossan for a little longer! I want to play, I want to play, I want to plaaaaaay-“

Misaki-san whined. Still clinging to me, I could feel her soft chest being pressed against my body. 

“Oh? That sounds fun! I want to join in too!”

Just like that, Risa-san joined in. She hugged me from the front and bounced a bit. Her soft body was being pressed against me and… Well, a certain part of my body was feeling the stimulus almost directly. 

“I will join too.”

Finally, Ayane-san stepped in. She pressed her two voluptuous peaks against my arm. Her bountiful assets were swaying up and down heavily. 

This is bad… At this rate, I’m going to cave in…! Ah, I know! Now that it has come to this…!

“Ke-… Key! I will give you three a spare key so you can visit me again!”

“Huh? A key…?”

The three of them froze on the spot. 

“That’s right! A spare key! With that, you can come over whenever you want! So for today, how about if you all go home now? Okay??”

“””A spare key!?”””

The three gyarus exclaimed, like they were being hit by lightning. THen, their faces lit up with joy. 

“Ah! Crap! Getting a spare key to a guy’s place… That makes me his girlfriend for real! No, no, that makes me his wife for real!”

“Wait, wait. That’s not what I-“

“That means!!! Starting today, the three of us are Ossan’s wives! A real high schooler wives!”

They’re not listening to me at all!!

“Then how about if we live in Onii-san’s place for summer vacation?”

“Live in my place?!”

“That sounds great. We could send Oji-san off in the morning and welcome him home in the evening. We’ll be like his wives, right?”

“Ahh! That’s right! I totally want to try that too!”

“That…? What do you mean?”

“You know! The wife thing!”

Clearing her throat, Misaki-san then began to speak politely. 

“Click. Welcome home, Dear. Thank you for your hard work today. Do you want dinner first? Do you want to take a bath first? Or perhaps… Me?♡”

“A gyaru greeting me home in a naked apron?!?! Ah-, I mean-, I-…”

I accidentally shouted that part out loud and all three of them gave me knowing smirks. 

“Oji-san? No one said anything about a naked apron, you know?”

“Ugh…”

“Onii-san… You’re so perverted!”

“Ugh-?!”

And then, Misaki-san topped it off with a friendly pat on my shoulder.

“Ossan, you know… I don’t mind greeting you in a naked apron as a thank you for the spare key.”

Of course, I decided to take her up on her benevolent offer. 

A high school girl in a naked apron… Ah, I can’t wait~♡

After that, we had a discussion about how they’d spend their summer vacation at my place, but…

“Come on, what’s the harm in letting us stay here for the summer? We’re already your wives anyway!”

“Absolutely not! Your families are going to be worried sick about you!”

This back-and-forth went on for quite some time. It took me over 30 minutes to finally convince the girls, who insisted on staying at my place, to settle for a compromise: one overnight stay per week.

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A little before 7 PM.

Just as we were all ready to head out, the girls stopped by the wall calendar and started a mini meeting.

“Alright. Then we will have a foursome next Saturday!”

FO-FO-FO-FO-FO-FOURSOME?!?!?!

The shock was enough to nearly make my eyes pop out of its socket.

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Chapter 55: Cosplaying as a Bunny, a Little Devil, a Cat, an Oni and Also… As an Elementary School Student

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Past 7 PM.

The preparations for them to leave were all complete. Just as we were about to head out the door, the three of them suddenly started a mini meeting in front of the wall-mounted calendar. Since they had already informed their families that they’d be heading home, staying out too late wasn’t an option, but…

“Alright. Then we will have a foursome next Saturday!”

FO-FO-FO-FO-FO-FOURSOME?!?!?!

The impact from that word was enough to make all my worries evaporate into thin air. As I stood there in stunned silence, the three continued their conversation nonchalantly.

“Hold on a second, Misaki! If we do that, my first time will end up in a foursome session!”

“Don’t worry, Risa! Ayane and I will hold your hands and cheer you on! Think of it like… Risa’s virginity graduation ceremony!”

“Could you not describe someone’s first time like it’s the opening pitch of a baseball game!?”

“Oh, come on, it’s fine! Let’s all do it together! Foursome sounds fun!”

“We’re not doing that!!”

Risa-san turned her head away with an indignant huff. But…

“Why are you even talking about that?!?!??!”

Unable to contain myself, I exclaimed, only for Misaki-san to blink at me in surprise.

“What do you mean why? We already kissed, so obviously the next step to take is to have lovey-dovey sex, right?”

“L-L-Lovey-dovey sex?!”

“Ossan! We’re dating, right? Of course we’re going to have sex! Gez, do you not know that much, Ossan?”

The gyaru burst out laughing at my expense. 

“Ossan, let’s have all the sex we can during our sleepovers~♡”

“Indulging in carnal desires with gyaru~ Doesn’t it sound great?”

“Ossan, we’re not going to let you sleep! Bam!”

Misaki-san said while mimicking shooting a finger gun at me.

“Guh…”

I felt my heart get pierced physically, but I somehow managed to keep it together.

“Also, I want to try cosplaying! You know, like a bunny girl, or a little devil, or… oh, maybe a cat! Nyan-nyan~♡”

“Argh-?!”

The power of a gyaru going ‘nyan-nyan’ was too overwhelming. I fell to the floor, completely floored.

“Ah, Oji-san is down.”

“Onii-san looks like he’s having the same of his life, though.”

Ayane-san and Risa-san said while peeking down at me. 

“Hey, Oji-san? Should I cosplay as an oni for you? You know, like that old anime? The one with the oni girl.”

“The voluptuous Lum-chan?!”

Ayane-san?? So leeeewddddd!!

“Huh? Ayane is going to cosplay too? Hmm… I wonder what I should cosplay as…?”

“Risa-san, how about if you try wearing a school backpack?”

“Huh? A school backpack?

“Yeah, you know, an elementary schooler cosplay! I bet it would suit you perfectly!”

“…”

Without saying a word, Risa-san clenched her hands into a fist. 

“U-Umm…?”

“Onii-san you… YOU IDIOOOOOOT!!”

Within seconds, my little sister’s furious fist came crashing down on my unprotected stomach.

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I was laying there on my back, feeling so excited after we had finished the cosplay lineup. Which included a bunny girl, a little devil, cat ears, Lum-chan and elementary schooler cosplay. Of course, a naked apron was included in the rooster too. It seemed I had shown how excited I was at the prospect of a certain cosplay because I ended up receiving the title of a ‘lolicon.’

“Ha! Dating high school girls at my age already makes me a lolicon! NHAHAHAHAHA!”

I jokingly laughed it off, but the three of them seemed to get irritated at me instead. In the end, they had “promoted” me to the dishonorable title of “Super Lolicon Pervert.”

Still, I realized this was the perfect moment to bring up that topic. I straightened my posture, put on a serious face, and sat down formally.

“There’s something I want to tell all of you.”

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