The Old Man Is Being Shared by Three Gyarus?! ~An Ordinary Salaryman Is Adored by Energetic, Beautiful Gyarus, and His Daily Life With Gyarus Begins Now!~ - 52-53

Chapter 52: Licking and Kissing the Three of Them at the Same Time

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Prepare yourself! I will lick and kiss your cute little mouths to my heart’s content! FUHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

“Ossan, you’re grinning too much. 

The young girls looked up at me and chuckled. Well, fine. Let them enjoy themselves while they could. I gently closed my laptop.

“Lunch is ready, you know? It’s a western style lunch made with all of my skill!”

“Whoaaaaaaa! I’ve never eaten homemade food from my boyfriend before!”

“Me neither. I’m really looking forward to it.”

“Onii-san, you’re so cool!”

The three of them looked up at me with sparkling eyes.

“Before that, can I say one thing first?”

I moved behind the three girls, who were sitting on the rug. 

“I will give the three of you a punishment first. A punishment for insulting this old man!”

“Huh? A punishment?”

“That’s right! I’m going to punish you with a kiss!”

Without any warning, I lunged and hugged all three of them at once.

“Ahahaha! I got caught by Ossan!”

Then, I made them stand up and pushed them onto the bed together with me.

“Kyaaaaah~♩”

The three of them fell onto the bed with joyful screams. 

Mmm, this is so much fun!!

While hugging all three of them, I sniffed their body scent. 

Ah… Is this heaven?

“Ossan, your face looks super perverted right now.”

“Geez, Oji-san. Even though you know I’m ticklish…”

“Onii-san is sniffing me~♩”

All three of them squirmed playfully but had no intention of escaping. This could only mean one thing. They were hoping for me to kiss them, huh? I pinned all three of them down on the bed. 

“Resistance is futile. I’ll make sure those lips understand that you’re all mine!”

Now, shall we start the second round? Uhyahyahyahyahyahyah!!

40 minutes later. 

I, who should had been pinning the three of them down, was now lying on my back on the bed, staring at the ceiling. I was thoroughly defeated. Not only they had captured my lips, but they had lifted my T-shirt and exposed my nipples to the air. They spare no time in drenching my nipples with their saliva. Indeed. My nipples were licked and sucked until my nipples turned numb. 

I… I can’t become a bride anymore…

Risa-san was staring down at me. Her eyes looked glazed. 

“Onii-san’s moaning voice is so adorable…”

“Risa! Are you actually a sadist?! You were licking on Ossan’s nipples a bit too much!”

“Really? I don’t think I’m a sadist… Well, maybe I am a bit.”

It turned out my demure little sister was actually a sadist and that was the end of our second round. In the end, I was completely dominated by them again. In fact, I didn’t have any chance of winning in the first place. 

“Shall we eat lunch now?”

Adjusting my clothes, I went to the kitchen. I reheated the now cold shrimp tempura in the microwave before bringing them to the room.  I arranged salad, soup, and rice on the table, and the four of us had a slightly late lunch together. They all liked my cooking. In fact, Misaki-san said…

“Ossan, you could be a good mother!”

But what I truly wanted was to be the husband of the three of them. There would be no greater happiness than having these girls bear my children in the future. Although… Realistically speaking, it would be extremely difficult to achieve…

While washing dishes at the sink, I listened to the conversation of the three girls as they went to the bathroom. 

“You can use any new toothbrush here you like.”

“Then, I’ll take the pink one!”

“I’ll go with the blue one.”

“I’ll take the purple.”

“Should we take these home after using them?”

“What are you talking about, Risa?!! Of course we’re going to leave them here! It’s a girlfriend’s privilege to leave her toothbrush in her boyfriend’s bathroom!”

“I see!!”

From that day on, there were additional four toothbrushes lined up in my bathroom. 

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“Since we’re full now, how about if we play a game?”

“Game…?”

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Chapter 53: Surrounded by Gyarus’ Poop

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It was past 4 PM. I was being attacked by three gyarus at the same time. 

“Ah! Wait!!”

“Ossan? You like it here, right?”

“Ahhh! Nooo!”

“No you can’t, Onii-san. You’re not allowed to run away~”

“Ahhh! Not there!!”

“Where are you going, Oji-san? I won’t let you escape~♡”

“Aaaaaahhhh! Stooooooooooppppp!!

【GUHEHEHEHE!! I don’t need money! I’ll throw away as much money as the number on the dice! For I am President Ossan!】

【37!】

【GUHEHEHE! I’m throwing away 3.7 billion yen! Rejoice!】

【President Ossan’s money has become minus 20.228 billion yen. 】

“WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?!?!”

I couldn’t stop myself from screaming upon seeing an outrageous amount of debt on the TV screen. 

“Crap! This is hilarious! Ossan’s debt has gone over 20 billion yen!”

The three gyarus were laughing hysterically while watching the ‘God of Poverty’ going rampage on the TV screen.

“These girls…..”

I desperately tried to suppress the anger boiling up inside me. The game we were playing now was the latest version of the Sugoroku game company’s masterpiece, ‘Kintetsu’ (Kintarou Tetsudou). Since I already had the console to play it, I bought a second-hand copy of the game when I went out to buy ingredients in the morning.

Why? Because I want to play it! I want to experience an exciting and heart-throbbing gaming experience with Reiwa gyarus!

“Now, now. It’s your turn, Ossan. You need to roll the dice! Ah, you don’t have any move left~”

Misaki-san was egging me on. She was smirking provocatively at me. 

This jerkkkkk!!!

“I mean, isn’t this game supposed to be a single-player game?! It’s cheating because the three of you are teaming up against me!”

Indeed. They really got me. At first, we were having fun, playing individually together as four players. But then… Gradually, the frequency of the poverty god possessing me increased. By the time I realized something was off, it was already too late. The three were working in perfect harmony to trap me.

Possessed by the God of Poverty, my piece was completely encircled by three ‘poop’ obstacles, unable to move. Until these obstacles disappear from the track, I would keep losing money and cards each turn. I had already sold all my properties long ago too.

“Cooperating to bring me down is just unfair…”

Sulking, I protested.

“What are you talking about, Ossan? It’s just a coincidence! The poop just happened to fall there!”

No, no, no. The ‘poop card’ is a card that allows players to place obstacles anywhere they choose, right? It can’t be a coincidence! The players have to deliberately put the obstacle there!

“Now, now. Oji-san, don’t lose faith. We’re only halfway through the game after all.”

Ayane-san patted my back to cheer me up. 

Ahhh, Ayane-san… You’re really my angel…

Just like she said, the game was far from over! After all, I had a strong card with me. Not Archangel Michael, but ‘Archangel Ayanel’!!

For Ayane-san—no, for Archangel Ayanel, I must win!

“Oh no, the poop surrounding the Ossan is gone!?”

Alright! Now I can finally move. First, I’ll get the debt cancellation card to wipe out the accumulated debt. But before that…

“Aaaahhhh! Ossan is trying to stick his poverty onto me! He’s coming closer!”

“Don’t take it personally, Misaki-san! It’s your fault for flying over to me with the warp card! Prepare yourself!!”

“Here you go! Take this slow walk card♩”

【President Ayane used Slow Walk Card.】

【President Ossan can only move one space at a time.】

What!? Archangel Ayanel, what are you doing!?

“Because~ I will feel bad for Misaki if she gets possessed by the God of Poverty, you know?~”

No, but that’s just how the game works!

“Nice one, Ayane!~♩”

“Yay!~”

“Yay!~”

The two high-fived with a bright smile on their faces. 

What angel? You are more like a devil…

“Alriiiiiiiiiiiight…. I get it. If this is how you all want to play, then I will take you on.”

Fine! Time for me to prove myself! I will make them see that in this game, Kintetsu (Kintarou Tetsudou),  you can make a comeback even if you’re at the rock bottom!!

One hour later.

“I can’t wait for the announcement of the results!~”

“The person whose train was the first to crash is the last!”

“Fufu~ I wonder who will become the last?”

“….”

I watched the final results unfold on the TV screen with the three gyarus.

Huh? We have a results announcement…?

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