The Old Man Is Being Shared by Three Gyarus?! ~An Ordinary Salaryman Is Adored by Energetic, Beautiful Gyarus, and His Daily Life With Gyarus Begins Now!~ - 33

Chapter 33: The Gyaru and the White Rice of Fury

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“Onii-san, you’re not embarrassed? Saying such a cheesy line in front of everyone like that?”

“UGH-?!”

I quickly covered my flushed face with both hands.

“Tomorrow, I will tell my friends at school that Onii-san made a super cringe confession.”

“Please don’t!”

I turned to the little sister gyaru, Risa Amamiya-san, and begged her not to do that.

“Well~ I suppose I could keep quiet, but.. In exchange, you have to treat me to lunch today.”

“Treat you? I mean, I don’t mind but…”

“Yay!~♩ Then I will go for something expensive, the kind that I wouldn’t normally ask Dad to buy me for~”

Amamiya-san said while flipping through the menu happily. 

“Huh? Expensive?”

“Come on, a little splurge won’t kill you. You’re about to have lunch with three super cute high school girls, you know? Any guy in our class would be crying tears of joy for this chance.”

“R-right…”

She just casually called herself super cute. 

Well, I can’t exactly deny it, though. She’s not wrong.

“Believe it or not, at school, I’m just as popular with the guys as Misaki. For some reason, instead of confessing to me, they keep asking me to be their little sister. Dumb, right?”

“Oooh…”

Well,there’s one guy right here who wants you to become his little sister. She’s small and cute… Especially her chest.

“Onii-san?”

While her eyes were still fixated on the menu, Amamiya-san called out to me. 

“Yes? What’s the matter?”

“You were totally thinking about something inappropriate, weren’t you?”

“UGH-?!”

How the hell did she know!?

“You better be careful. Women are very sensitive to where guys’ eyes wander. Especially when it comes to our chests. It’s super obvious.”

Damn. My little sister is terrifying.

“M-My apologies…”

“Misaki! Onii-san says he’s treating all of us to lunch! And we can order anything, no matter how expensive!”

“Huh!? All three of you!?”

I blurted out in shock.

“Obviously. It’d be weird if only I got treated, right? You seriously didn’t think that far? Onii-san, are you dumb?”

“…”

W-wait, why is she suddenly being so harsh to me!?

While I was left speechless at my little sister gyaru’s abrupt shift in tone, Misaki-san and Ayane-san’s eyes sparkled with excitement.

“For real?! Ossan! You’re godsend! You’re a literal god!”

…Somehow, Misaki-san started worshipping me.

“Hey, Oji-san? Can I order dessert too?”

Dessert?! For all three of them!?

Misaki-san and Ayane-san leaned over the table, eagerly flipping through the menu together.

That’s-?!

From my angle, I had a perfect view of the deep cleavage of the busty gyaru bending forward.

Ahh, truly a feast for the eyes~♩

“Geez~ Oji-san, where are you looking?”

Oops. I got caught. 

“Quit staring at my chest and hurry up and decide what you want to order. You can look all you want later, okay? Here~♡”

Ayane-san said while playfully bouncing the G-cup breasts she was proud of.

“For real?!”

I blurted out without thinking.

Ding!

Without a word, Amamiya-san pressed the call staff button.

“Huh? But I haven’t decided yet—!”

A staff member quickly rushed over.

“Thank you for waiting~!”

And there he was, grinning from ear to ear—the overly friendly store manager, Yamamoto.

“May I take your order?”

“Three premium sirloin steaks.”

Misaki-san placed the order, her voice was tinged with something close to anger.

“W-wait?! P-premium sirloin!?”

I flipped through the menu in a hurry.

“This one, huh… Wait.”

2500 yen!? My eyes nearly popped out of my head. I did say I was fine with expensive food, but still!

“Three premium sirloin steaks! Thank you very much!”

Yamamoto repeated the order enthusiastically.

“And three special cake sets.”

I scrambled to check the menu again.

790 yen each!?

I did a quick calculation in my head. 

With the drink bar included, each of them would be racking up over 3,500 yen, totaling around 10,000 yen for all three! Are you kidding me!?

“Will that be all for your order?”

Yamamoto asked, pretending to hurry me along.

“Wait a second, Yamamoto!?”

…Ugh, fine. Amamiya is right. I should just consider this 10,000 yen as a necessary expense for enjoying lunch with three super cute gyaru. Yeah, let’s go with that.

“Alright! I’ve decided, Yamamoto! I’ll have the cheese hamburger set—”

“Oji-san will have plain rice.”

Misaki-san cut me off, her face smiling, but her eyes anything but.

“Uh… I’ll have the cheese hamburger s—”

“Plain rice.”

“Cheese—”

“Plain rice.”

“Che—”

“Plain rice.”

“…”

I gave up.

“One serving of rice, got it! Will that be all?”

Yamamoto looked like he could barely hold back his grin.

“That’ll be all.”

“Order received! We’ll have it ready for you shortly, so please wait a moment!”

Covering his mouth as if to stifle laughter, Yamamoto walked away from the table. Meanwhile, as I sat there in stunned silence, the three gyaru kicked off their own little girls’ gathering, completely leaving me out of the loop.

“You know, I’ve been thinking this for a while, but Ayane, your nails today are super cute!!”

“Aww, thanks, Misaki! That makes me so happy. Oji-san didn’t say a thing about them, though.”

“For real? That’s the worst!

The worst!?

“Forget about that perverted old man who only focused on a girl’s boobs. Let’s swap contact information, Ayane-san.”

PERVERTED OLD MAN?!

Needless to say, Misaki-san and Risa-san didn’t say another word to me until the food arrived.

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Not long after the piping hot food arrived—

“Hey, Misaki? I have a suggestion. Will you hear me out?”

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T/N: Yamamoto enjoying the scene with a bucket of popcorn in his hand.